Three parts today.
Liam Neeson needs to be careful. Tim Tebow has trademarked Tebowing.
The most miserable couple in the world. I wonder how long Charlene can pretend for?
Reese Witherspoon and Ava do some shopping together.
Amanda Seyfried is not wearing a Halloween costume. She should just say it is though.
At the same event and looking amazing is Helen Hunt.
Ditto Amy Adams. Think Amanda is feeling a little under dressed now?
Sarah Jessica Parker has a huge smile. I think she must have had her monthly feeding.
Tracy Morgan meets Tracy Morgan.
WHY oh why has Charlene stayed this long? Look at her--she's utterly revolted by him!
ReplyDeleteIs she under contract? Or more likely--under threat??
Oh my, Ava has BREASTS growing now! It's always kids growing up that makes me realize just how much time has passed.
ReplyDeleteLiam has been looking happy again, so glad for him. He had a rough coupla years when he wasn't looking as hot as usual. Not that I cared, he's still My Fantasy.
Hope Charlene can escape soon. He is revolting.
ReplyDeleteAmanda S. is lovely but that dress is awful. It is nice to see an actress with her natural skin color though.
Charlene sounds like a real life Gossip Girl. Where ia her Chuck?
ReplyDeleteI watched the Monegasque wedding live and Charlene was so cute crying at one point during the ceremony, in my eyes it looked like genuine love.. She surely must have some reason to stay with him other than money? Wasnt she a pro athlete or something?
ReplyDeleteNever, ever ever liked Reese W. The mere sight of her just give me the strongest baaad vibes that I can't explain. She seems constantly smug.. Ugh!
Satin is NEVER okay, not even on Amanda Seyfried. Gross.
ReplyDeleteOh look its SJP, answer to the BI, perhaps?
ReplyDeletelol
Helen Hunt, love her, but sheesh, that is one tall forehead.
ReplyDeleteLiam Neeson is HUGE and on top (of the pics). My day is made.
ReplyDeleteHe's been looking really hot lately - colored his hair, think he had some work done but nothing drastic.
But the sexiest thing about him is not his 6-pack-abs (as he revealed on Ellen, he does not rock those) but his voice. Oh, and his sense of humor.
My kinda guy.
@mivida - from what I remember, the consensus was that those weren't tears of happiness.
ReplyDelete@goes in circles: Helen Hunt is looking great lately, but you are right, she has a fivehead. That hairstyle is completely wrong for her. It's making the problem worse.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking as one who has a fivehead, the last thing you want is more volume/height at the top of the head.
Good lord. Ava Phillippe is her mother's clone. She looks exactly like Reese when she starred in her first movie "The Man in the Moon." It's almost scary. She apparently has no Phillippe genes.
ReplyDeleteI have always thought Prince Albert would have been a better partner for me. I have no problems with letting him have as many mistresses as he wants as long as I get to live in the palace, gamble at the casino, and go bob-sledding with him.
ReplyDeleteForget Prince albert... isn't it interesting that Princess Stephanie has been quiet for so long? She used to live for the limelight.
ReplyDeleteUgh. Never could stand Helen Hunt. She always sounds so smug and I couldn't abide "Mad About You".
Amy Adams looks gorgeous.
@Mango - I've never seen Mad About You, but HH was amazing in Good As It Gets.
ReplyDeleteCharlene is not allowed to enter casinos in Monaco as all monegasque by law are forbidden to enter the casinos. She lives in a golden cage as Monaco is tiny, every one knows every one and gossip is the other of the day here so no way she can be fraternising with the locals.
ReplyDeleteRE: Charlene - I don't think she's even bothering to pretend anymore with that body language.
ReplyDeleteAmy Adams looks gorgeous.
It's the Tracy Jordan Real Doll!!!
doesnt charlene owe the prince an heir???
ReplyDeleteava must have contacts now. changes her look.
Ring! Ring!!
ReplyDeleteHello?
Do you have Prince Albert in a can?
Remember that old standard prank call?? Ahhh, the past......
Why yes we do!
DeleteThen you better let him out!
Haha!
Liam makes me crazy with lust. I don't even know why.
ReplyDeleteUm, I was gonna ask a ? Regarding Charlene, but seeing Norman Reedus has ruined me for the afternoon.....;)
ReplyDeleteaww little Ava going through puberty. poor girl looks so awkward. don't worry sweetie it doesn't last forever!
ReplyDeleteCharlene needs to get in touch with Katie Holmes. Escape!
ReplyDeleteMini Reese is so cute!
Topper - I'm not sure it's the other WOMEN she is worried about. She ran a couple days before the wedding to the airport in Nice, but they wouldn't let her board. Was she told something she wasn't expecting? For a new wife, what could be worse than being told your husband would continue to do men. That was the rumor.
ReplyDeleteEntry lawyer - You mentioned your grammar, i.e. you would like to improve. The headline for the most miserable couple ends with a preposition. That's a no no. You need to drop the "for". It will make your sentence construction correct, and the "for" is not needed.
Grammar Police! Right on!
ReplyDelete@MadLyb: Because he's tall and HUGE.
ReplyDeleteBecause he is really funny (see the sketch on Ellen where he was going to be dunked, and he improvises the sexy stripper thing, revealing his tightie-pinkies).
Because he doesn't work out 3 hours a day and looks a teeny bit sloppy around the middle? Give me that any day over a man who works out maniacally to stay in shape. He's 60 and cool with it.
Because he has that gorgeous voice.
Because he is a responsible father.
Because I think he would be a fabulous guest at a dinner party.
Because I would like to take him to bed afterwards.
Have I left anything out but my phone number?
Agree with everything you just said, don't care he's twice my age I would rock his world!
Delete@ Mary Jones - I heard she fled because it was confirmed, right before the wedding, that Albert had fathered a child by another woman while dating Charlene.
ReplyDeleteI always liked HH, but girlfriend should stick to bangs. Or lend some of her forehead to Teresa Giudice. Can they do that?
ReplyDeletePoor SJP can't cut a break with Enty, can she? The rumours I've heard for twenty years state that she actually eats a ton.
Helen needs her bangs back--she has way too high a forehead.
ReplyDeleteThat photo of Reese and her daughter makes me feel bad for kids of celebrities and how they have to deal with the paps every day. Ava looks VERY self-conscious and uncomfortable. It's probably a combination of being a young adult PLUS having a mom that's hounded by photographers.
ReplyDeleteregarding Liam Neeson ohhhhh yeah, He is on my (i'd credit thhe user that coined the term but forget the user name) he's on my "laminated list" for sure. but doesn't' he have a girlfriend (for the last year or 2?)
ReplyDeleteAva is so grown up! Always has been such a pretty girl, still is beautiful. But yes, you can tell she has been followed her whole life, and is so over it.
ReplyDeleteWhy did Charlene go through with the wedding? Why? Why? Why? She looks miserable in every photo.
ReplyDeleteI don't think they would let Charlene board the plane. Iirc they confiscated her passport. She signed a contract promising a Grimaldi heir ( if the rumor is true, and if it isn't why is she still there)
ReplyDeleteCopyeditor with 25 years' experience here. There's absolutely nothing wrong with ending a sentence with a preposition.
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