Thursday, October 11, 2012

National Enquirer Blind Item

WHICH young actress – with movie star parents now divorced – invited her troubled mom to see a rough cut of her latest film only to be let down when mama didn’t show? The 20-something starlet called her dad to complain, but he just said: “What did you expect?”


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  2. Rumer Willis... Mom Demi Moore??

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  4. Francesca Eastwood? I got nothing...

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  5. Francesca Eastwood? I got nothing...

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  6. Yeah, Demi Moore for the no-show mom

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  7. I was TRYING to guess Rumer Willis but my internet cut out. So yes, I agree with you Lilbeach.

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  8. Francesca's mother and Clint were never married. Never heard about any substance abuse issues with her.

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  9. Demi was my first thought for the no-show mom too. Ugh. I've never liked her much, and crap like this is the reason why.

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  10. Absolutely Rumer and Demi. And Bruce Willis.

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  11. Likely the mother has good taste in films? I can't see anything good coming from these Children of Hollywood's careers.

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  12. Good call lilbeach! I think you nailed it.

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  13. I'm too lazy to check IMDB. Does Rumer have a new film? What about Dakota Johnson? I'm off to investigate...

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  14. I was thinking Dakota Johnson too. mom Melanie Griffith and Dad Don Johnson. She has a new tv show coming out

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  15. Rumer's opus "Preston Plummer" appears to have already been released. Has anyone seen it?

    *crickets*

    Dakota Johnson has two films in the can for 2012. both would probably be in the "rough cut" stage.

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  16. I thought Bruce Willis and Demi Moore had a good post-divorce relationship. This sounds like a bitter ex

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  17. I'd guess Bruce is over Demi and her lame-ass shenanigans by now, though.

    I thought Rumer did a great job on Workaholics--the only role I've witnessed her play. Granted, playing a pot dealer shouldn't be THAT hard...but she was really pretty and alluring onscreen. Far better than all the random pap pix we've seen of her.

    She might have a decent acting career ahead of her. And her Mom is too busy being totally self-absorbed to be there.

    Yeah, yeah--everyone takes their own amount of time getting over a bad breakup but dayum--she's Demi Moore for chrissakes! She ought to have men crawling up one side and down the other for her!

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  18. I don't think it sounds bitter just like someone tired of the whole self destruct thing

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  19. AND I might add (being 48 now myself but having had several younger men in my life over the years) as a woman naturally ages, the siver foxes out there become more and more attractive.

    The youngies just turn me off now. And I could get them, too, with not much problem. As confident, mature women we should be OK with aging naturally and gracefully, and having mature men at our disposal. Fuck all the H'wood stereotyping, "older women are ugly and useless" bullshit.

    Gyahh!!!

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  20. This is why I think Ashton might not be such a dbag. You can try to save someone from themselves but it never works. Demi needs to want to get her shiz together. I'm actually surprised they lasted that long....

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  22. Rumer Willis, Demi Moore and Bruce. This one is easy.

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  23. I feel bad for her. It's hard when your parents disappoint you no matter what age. Poor girl.

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  24. Yeah i don't think Ashton is THAT much of douchebag actually. I mean, you can try to help someone but that only goes so far. Then you're just sick of their shit and you get away or check out or whatever. I think he realized she was hooked on whatever, tried, and after awhile he tried to leave her and had to get caught. She was like the ultimate Cling-On unfortunately. How sick is that? That you have to get publicly caught cheating on your anniversary to be able to get the sick freak to let go of you?

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  25. Selenakyle - I think my interest in your comments has developed into a full-blown girl-crush! ;-)

    From someone just a few years behind you and loving it!

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  26. I'll go with Demi, since every single blind lately *appears* to be about her.

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  27. I love how everyone just goes with whatever the first commenter guessed.

    Does Rumer even have an acting carreer? She's way too ugly for film.

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  28. Can't blame Demi this time. I'd pass on watching a Rumer movie, too.

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  29. Don't think this is Demi with the phrasing of "movie star parents NOW divorced". She and Bruce have been divorced for ages!

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  30. If this is Demi, can you really blame her? Those Willis kids are pretty hard to look at to begin with, could you imagine hiw unbearable it woukd have to be to look at one of their ugly mugs up on a big movie screen for 90+ minutes?!? Yikes, no thank you!

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  31. While it's imperative to include Kristen or Rob in all Blind guesses, I can't think of any film she's made in rough cut. "On The Road" was screened at Cannes, Toronto.

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  32. Kristen Stewart's parents both work in the entertainment industry, but neither are movie stars. I think Rumer and Dakota Johnson are great guesses!

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  33. Good grief, why is Francesca Eastwood being guessed for EVERY BLIND now?

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