National Enquirer Blind Item
THIS daughter of a superstar is considering taking it all off for a raunchy magazine. The barely legal wannabe actress has been posing in the buff for her boyfriend, but pals say she should be more concerned about him leaking the “audition photos” on the Internet! Can you name her?
Francesca Eastwood. Yuck.
ReplyDeleteBobbi Kristina
ReplyDeleteThis could be either one! Francesca seems the more likely though with photog BF
ReplyDeleteFrancesca Eastwood
ReplyDeleteFrancesca Eastwood! Ugh, her boyfriend is so creepy and pervy. What kind of 30 year old man dates 18 year old barely legal girls??
ReplyDeleteFrancesca Eastwood sounds about right, but I thought superstar usually implies musician?
ReplyDeleteGretzky's daughter.
ReplyDeleteOne of the Willis girls.
ReplyDeletePaulina Gretzky?
ReplyDeleteI'm having trouble reconciling NE-speak. Would they really refer to Clint Eastwood as a "superstar"? I feel like that terminology is reserved for popstars, but it IS NE. The F. Eastwood guess makes sense with the "posing in the buff for her boyfriend" bit. As dia pointed out, he is a photog.
ReplyDeleteBobbi Kristina
ReplyDeleteI could see it being either Francesca or Bobbi K, but 'superstar' seems more like Whitney to me than Clint.
ReplyDeleteEastwood or Gretsky
ReplyDeleteLourdes.
ReplyDeleteOn the Paulina Gretzky train.
ReplyDeleteOh Ruby: LOVE The lourdes guess!
ReplyDeleteAll of them. Who cares. (Then again, I would love to be a fly on the wall if this were Lourdes Leon when Madonna found out...I've always wondered if she'd be as sexually liberated as she always has been if it was her daughter in the spotlight.)
ReplyDeletePaulina is 24 so its not her, she isn't barely legal.
ReplyDeleteMy first thought was BK, because of the word "superstar". Then I thought about Mary Katherine Gallagher, so now I'm giggling a little :-).
ReplyDeleteLourdes is not barely legal, is she? She's still underage, I thought.
ReplyDeleteWasnt Francesca's boyfriend the guy who took pictures of her burning a Birkin?
ReplyDeleteThat would fit with her posing for him...
Yeah, I thought Lourdes was underaged too.
ReplyDeleteBK Brown. That girl doesn't have a chance. :(
ReplyDeleteAll of them
ReplyDeleteLena Durham or Zosia Momet? Ok I know it isnt them.
ReplyDeleteBobbi Kristina, Francesca Eastwood or LOURDES? Oh to be the fly on the wall if Madonna even thought this was her child. Talk about flipping the hell out.
ReplyDeleteLourdes is 2 weeks younger than my daughter. My daughter turned sixteen last wed. Lourdes is only fifteen.
ReplyDeleteI think Bobbi K.
ReplyDeleteSuperstar always refers to a muscian.
Plus there's been all the news about her possible acting career.
bristol palin? god help us all...
ReplyDeleteThe Reason why Francesca is so out of control is that every time Clint punished her by telling her to sit in the corner, she would just put "the chair" there and while daddy thought it was her sitting there thinking about what she did, she was out burning Birkins.
ReplyDeleteI vote either Eastwood or Gretzky. They both seem desperate to be TV hos.
ReplyDeleteEastwood. I didn't realize her boyfriend was 30. Yuk. I saw the episode of Mrs. Eastwood when she took everyone (her daughter, step-daughter and the boy band she is managing) to Hawaii and she didn't want Francesca's boyfriend sleeping in her room. No wonder.
ReplyDeleteBecks (7:57 AM) - Q:"What kind of 30 year old man dates 18 year old barely legal girls??"
ReplyDeleteA: The All-Of-Them Kind!
wow, that's cheesey, tacky, classless, debasing, humiliating, self injurious all in one gesture. fool.
ReplyDeleteI thought Bobbi Kristina immediately
ReplyDeleteWasn't Miley making some noises about posing in playboy?
ReplyDeleteI think this might be here and a delayed reaction from the Enquirer.
Janet Jones-Gretzky posed in Playboy, so I guess she can't say too much....
ReplyDeleteI was thinking of one of Mick Jagger's daughters with Jerry Hall. I know at least one models, and I could see her wanting to get into acting also.
ReplyDelete@Becks: " What kind of 30 year old man dates 18 year old barely legal girls??" The ones that are living the American Dream.
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