Miley Cyrus Dresses Her Boyfriend Like A Unicorn - Uses The Word Dope In A Sentence
And you wonder why Liam Hemsworth has had enough of Miley Cyrus and is looking for any excuse to break it off with her. There is only so much stuff she can buy him before he calls it quits. Unlike when Jessica Simpson wanted Tony Romo to dress like Ken of Ken and Barbie, Liam did dress up like a unicorn for Miley's new music video. Yeah, he did it and lost his man card in the process. After she finished emasculating him she decided to talk about it and when Miley opens her mouth, the words that come out in between the gum smacking are always very humorous.
“That s— was crazy … my fiance was dressed as a unicorn. We make out in the video, which is very funny. We’re like, ‘This feels like a party!’ so it’s dope,”
Yes, Miley used the word dope in a sentence and it not even refer to drugs. Apparently she thinks she is back about a decade ago and that she is somehow cool now that she uses that word.
If he were looking for an excuse to break up with her, wouldn't her asking him to dress up like a unicorn be good enough? Not sure why he would have gone through with it...
ReplyDeleteoh good god. As I have always said about Miley, she needs to grow up. She has too much time, too much money and too little sense. I wish she would go volunteer in a place of desperate poverty and see that the world is not all pilates classes and unicorns.
ReplyDeleteLiam must be dumb as a box of rocks to put up with this.
Redneck hipster.
ReplyDelete@Christina - I think you forgot the word "wannabe" between "Redneck" and "Hipster" :)
ReplyDeleteSo wait romo broke up with jess cause she wanted him to dress up like ken. So he's to manly for that but tom brady is constantly being emmasculated by giselle yet he has no problem with it. Either romo has something to hide or he had his foot out of the door way before the actual brakeup even though I'm glad he gave jess a great dose of reality. She thought she was hot stuff after she divorced nick.
ReplyDeleteLiam, you in trouble, boy!! Run!!
ReplyDeleteHow does Gisele "constantly" emasculate Tom Brady? I can't think of a single instance . . .
ReplyDeleteNah, I think he likes she is so kooky and worships the ground he walks on now he is on the cusp of A list.
ReplyDeletePlus he lives with her family and that is the closest thing he has to a family enviornment now. I don't think he will give it up. Miley is annoying but she gets her freak on for him and has all that nickelodeon money to spend on him.
He isn't going anywhere.
^^That ridiculous haircut he had last year comes to mind...
ReplyDeleteOops, that was @Unknown
ReplyDeleteIf he's looking for an excuse, the use of the word "dope" in a sentence during an interview is easily adequate grounds.
ReplyDeleteWhat's all of this emasculating nonsense? Guys who like unicorns are cool. Go bronies!
ReplyDeleteWhat's wrong with unicorns? I like unicorns.
ReplyDeleteAlso, why would the Cyri be Liam's only family environment? Doesn't he have a brother or some shit?
@Unknown - Gisele doesn't really emasculate Tom, but she has been known to go off on twitter tirades at his team when they lose. Which definitely is the sort of thing that gets you in trouble in the locker room.
This minor compared to Giselle causing Tom problems with his teammates. Wouldn't want to be a quarterback with that weight around my neck. Tom should tell her to keep her trap shut because I don't see anymore Superbowls in his future with her around.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he dressed up like a unicorn bc he wanted to bc it's something fun and silly to do w his fiancé
ReplyDeleteI am sure there is a sex tax on them.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait until they have kids and name them-Dingo, Possum & Bill-eh.
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ReplyDeleteLOL @ Sylvia - how much would that tax be? Awesome typo.
ReplyDeleteUse of the words "my fiancé” in a statement instead of the person's name always reminds me of that Seinfeld episode where Elaine gets so pissed over it...
ReplyDeleteAs a diehard Steelers fan I can say with certainty that TB was emasculated even before he married GB :)
ReplyDeleteLast Superbowl she did send an email about praying for "Tommy" and to encourage him. Though I honestly don't have an issue with Brady, and the email was meant to be private, that isn't what you want to project in football of having your wife send something like that and then it gets leaked. It leaves way too much open for talking smack. I could never see Troy Polamalu's wife sending an email like that and then it is leaked. Note I am saying in both instances to have an email leaked. I don't think there's anything wrong with having a wife writing a loving note like that. It's more about being more vigilant on who's got your back.
Yeah Wolfie: I loved unicorns too..When I was 7! LOL..But bless your heart.
ReplyDeleteTroy Polamalu is another one of my backup husbands. So. good. looking.
ReplyDeleteLol, G. He doesn't really like the long hair but bless his heart, he keeps it for us fanatical fans. He is a wonderful gentleman; at one press conference (I think it was the most recent Superbowl win) he insisted his wife, who was holding their infant son standing behind him, take his seat and he stand. She tried to tell him she was okay standing, but that is just how much of a gentleman he is. I adore him. And going through major withdrawal without him playing due to injury lately. I have to keep reminding myself it's not 2004 or 2005 anymore with him being just out of college. And I miss Hines Ward so much. Okay I'llstop now. LOL
ReplyDeletewell, i look forward to the video. sounds like award winning stuff.
ReplyDelete@mybrothehero, I usually don't like long hair on guys, but there are some that it looks good on: 1) all native american guys, and 2)Troy Polamalu
ReplyDeleteWow, doesn't Enty sound hysterical with all the usual "emasculating", "lost his man card" nonsense?
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