Michael Jackson Doctor Wants Out Of Jail

Conrad Murray must wonder why he can't be like Lindsay Lohan and get out of jail without serving any time. Well, first of all Lindsay has not killed anyone yet. I emphasize the word yet, because I think it is just a matter of time before she is in some kind of car accident that is going to be way worse than just a fender bender. Murray's lawyers say that the 6'5" doctor is having trouble coping with his 5 foot by 7 foot jail cell. Yeah, that is why they call it jail. His lawyers say the doctor is suffering from blood clots because of the lack of mobility that he is allowed and has lost 20-30 pounds. Well, then I guess it is good that he is not mobile or he would have lost more. Note to self. Make a fake jail and have celebrities spend thousands of dollars to live in a cell each month and hype it as the latest weight loss and cleansing solution and that it comes straight from, Europe? No. It has to be some place these jokers have never been. Siberia. A treatment that people have used in the tundras of Serbia for years. It is a money maker. Anyway, Murray would like to go home now and serve the rest of his sentence there. I bet he would. Jail.