Friday, October 26, 2012

Lindsay Lohan's Publicist Quits

It turns out that Steve Honig is not just another name for Dina Lohan or Dina in a bald cap. The long suffering publicist of Lindsay Lohan has called it quits. Chances are the guy was probably not paid very well or very often despite all the work he had to do. Think about your average publicist and how they have to think of things to do to promote their client and how often they get called. And what they get called for. Would your client be interested in going to a red carpet event? Now think about what Steve Honig probably got asked? Who did she hit this time? Where did she get the car? Was she on drugs again? Was she drunk again? Did she really drink two bottles of vodka in one hour? Why did her mom beat her? Why did she steal____________? Why didn't she pay her bill at Chateau Marmont? Is she sleeping with a billionaire for money? Think about how quickly you would get tired of that? Not to mention always having Michael Lohan and Dina calling you and texting you 24/7. Apparently the last straw was having to deal with Michael. Uh huh. I would focus more on the money part.


29 comments:

  1. SPILL! SPILL! SPILL!

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  2. I can't believe he stayed as long as he did!!

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  3. God he'd make more money than LL now if he sold his story...

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  4. Wasn't there a blind a few days ago about someone drinking 2 bottles of vodka in an hour?

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  5. @FSP - I thought that too, but then I remembered it was just a story about Brooke Mueller - not a blind.

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  6. He must be pissed about losing his commission from that $150K cash she had her brother deposit in his bank account to avoid paying her employees (Honig, lawyers, shutting people up, etc).

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  7. @Cathy - That's it...thanks. Too early for me.

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  8. I'd rather clean toilets at Taco Bell than do his job.

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  9. I also thought "Steve Honig" was Dina in disguise. He was probably looking for an escape route, so why not blame Michael and make a run for it.

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  10. Fucking AWESOME. Wow what took him so long? Probably not getting paid anymore.

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  11. The world's dirtiest jobs.

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  12. Artemis said exactly what I was thinking.

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  13. @artemis: agree with you

    and no body can drink 2 bottles of vodka in one hour!

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  14. He stayed on longer than I could have.

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  15. I hope he writes a tell all. He may end his career in Hwood, but he'd be more of a celebrity for doing so!

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  16. @FSP and @Cathy I think it was a blind but we all thought Brooke was the answer. The blind was about a mum leaving her children to watch tv while she drank.

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  17. I want to read that book!

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  18. Is Mike Rowe going to feature this guy on the next season of Dirty Jobs? And if not, why not?

    Good for you for getting out, Steve; pity you didn't do it years ago, but what the hell...

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  19. haha...I love Mike Rowe on Dirty Jobs, but I think this is even to dirty for him.

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  20. did you guys know, that "honig" is a german word, it means "honey":-)

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  21. Isn't the IRS looking into her for not paying taxes??? GO IRS!!!

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  22. Steve Honig is a huge player in HOllywood as far as publicists go. He's not making enough money off Lilo for the amount of work he has to put in. As for the $150k she got from Mr. Pink she is still contractually obligated to pay him 10%.

    He's got a roster of A-List cl

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  23. Oh shit he actually exists! It's like spotting sasquatch! o.0

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  24. wait... she had a publicist?

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  25. Dude can only take so much. Wonder who she'll go with now?

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  26. He's having himself a very early Thanksgiving today.

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  27. I thought her publicists were TMZ and the police blotter.

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  28. I bet he had a full head of hair before he started working for LiLo.

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  29. I am stunned she still has a publicist. And he gets/got paid?!

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