Lindsay Lohan Stole $15K Worth Of Clothes From Scary Movie Set

Besides showing up late for work and being a general pain in the butt, Lindsay Lohan also managed to steal about $15K worth of clothes from the set of Scary Movie 5. According to Radar, the clothes were just sitting there all alone on wardrobe racks and Lindsay could not resist the urge to touch them and then hug them and then stuff them in her purse and run as fast as her streaked tanned legs would carry her while also trying to light a cigarette and looking at the latest presidential polls, you know, because she is mad crazy about the electoral college. The producers just let her keep them because, you know they are not coming back. Once Lindsay has something, it is as good as gone. This also means that the next time she ever gets a movie role she will feel she is entitled to steal again because nothing ever happens to her.