Justin Timberlake And Jessica Biel Get Hitched

Just like the successful and long term marriages of Mean Suvari and whoever she was married to and Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, this Italian wedding between Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel is sure to last a lifetime. Or at least a few years. A year? When did they break up and get back together? It was not that long ago and then they end up getting married. Well, I do hope it works out for them, I just think that Italy is looking for that third in celebrity divorces so probably would have gone somewhere else. I think it is that whole need to get married again after the first wedding thing that causes an issue. Then you have to worry about two anniversaries and which one really counts and that leads to fights because gas station flowers twice a year for anniversary and birthday are ok. That third time though for the extra anniversary? Forget it. Don't even talk to me about Valentine's Day because if you go anything below street corner roses on that day you might as well just drop them off on the dining room table and head out to the garage or wherever you have your man cave. Hopefully you have cable and a refrigerator out there because it might be a while.