Tuesday, October 02, 2012

John Travolta And Olivia Newton John Have A Christmas Album

It took forever, but 34 years after Grease, Olivia Newton John and John Travolta have reunited for a Christmas record. Yes, I know what you are saying, Scientologists don't do Christmas. True, but they are in the business of making money and Christmas albums featuring reunited actors from a 34 year old hit is big business. I would not be surprised if there is a Grease Christmas movie now or something to revive John Travolta's career from non stop action movies to something the whole family can love.

Soundtrack to Grease Christmas

1. Grease - Has to stay the same
2. Winter Nights
3. Hopelessly devoted to Santa
4. Presents Are What I Want
5. Santa
6. Santa School Dropout
7. Look At Me, I Have A Red Nose.
8. Greased Lightnin (but refers to Santa's sled)
9. It's raining on Christmas
10. Alone at Christmas
11. Blue Moon (can't change a classic)

34 comments:

  1. Santa School Dropout? Um, this IS a joke, right?

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  2. The song titles are jokes. The album, however, is not a joke.

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  3. Unrelated a bit but whatever happened to Olivia's boyfriend who disappeared while boating? Lol does anyone know?

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  4. How about a "Look Who's Talking" reboot? Bruce Willis works all the time (I've seen a half dozen bad action films over the last 5 years where he plays a gangster) so he would be up for it. Get Yo-yo Kirstie to be thinish for a month or two, for continuity purposes if nothing else.

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  5. Scientologists can celebrate Christmas...although they probably top their tree with Xenu instead of an angel.

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  6. Wow, it looks like they've been to the same plastic surgeon. They have the exact same face.

    Travolta looks like he's drawn on his hair with a Sharpie.

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  7. i would buy it...

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  8. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! omg, i'm using that album cover on MY christmas cards, "same as it never was"! FREAKS!

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  10. Where in the name of god did this idea spring from? Was there some sort of demand? They are both slightly batshit. Whi wants xmas album from ancient has been and cos non singer????? I just dont see this taking off, except for the kitsch factor.

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  11. Who approved that picture?

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    1. Yes, its a bit fru fru with tea thing, and not something too christmasy either. Shld hv been manly mugs of hot choc.

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  12. @lazyday I would love that! As long as there's no talking dogs. They could get David Gallagher. Now the grand kids be talkin! Wacky!

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  13. Happy birthday, Baby Jesus. I hope you like crap.

    I think Olivia's BF was eventually found and got in beaucoup trouble for faking his death, IIRC.

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    1. "Jesus likes crap@ lolololololol

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    2. Ohhh! Really?!
      Sounds juicy. I'm googling haha

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  14. Scientologists celebrate Christmas by disguising themselves as Santa instead of using a glory hole.

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  15. Aaaaaaand...I'll pass

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  16. The album cover has to be faked. Also: Song 12. Restylane for Christmas.

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  17. wow....this is so bad that it is great!!! I am definitely getting this! In fact, I may get a a lot of them and hand them out as x-mas gifts!

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  18. It ain't a fake. I just checked on Amazon. Comes out 13 Nov. No word on when John will.

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  19. She looks so collageny

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  20. That picture scares me.

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  21. hilarious....over-surgerised the pair of them and John MUST stop using shoe polish on his chrome dome!!

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  22. @akm LOL!

    THIS is going to be my christmas card this year. No photo I can take will top this f***ery.

    Star Trek seems to have left out the part about Spock's big gay uncle and I didn't know he fell in love with Cheetara. CHILDHOOD RUINED!

    It's good to see JT so happy. It must be the Xenu jizz in that mug.

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  23. They are both gay, interesting story about her pretend boyfriend that went missing. Will discuss at some point..River Phoenix Not PR Version now up
    Will do Sandy & Clooney next post
    http://formercriminalprosecutor.blogspot.com/
    As always ; M

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  24. comments like all of the above are why I love this site...thanks for the laughs guys!

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  25. Caitlain, Olivia is gay & hired Patrick to be her beard. They "went out" for 9 years but never spent a night together, never lived together. Put on a show, he needed the $$, she needed a pretend boyfriend. Did such a good job with the PR bit that people were kind of surprised when he went missing, that she never reported it or expressed concern- because it was all fake. Details here:http://tabloidbaby.blogspot.com/2006/03/exclusive-patrick-mcdermott-is-alive.html

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  26. More on it here:
    http://tabloidbaby.blogspot.com/2006/02/where-in-world-is-patrick-_113920615666719462.html
    Fake relationship, bearding happens all the time in showbiz.

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  27. Caitlain, am blogging next post on Sandy Bullock, fake saint & George Clooney, contract Dlist "girlfriends", will consider Olivia's constant heartbreak for future post at:
    http://formercriminalprosecutor.blogspot.com/
    As always ; M

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  28. Seriously, how is that the best toupee his money can buy?!

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