Joe Simpson Hired Gay Escorts
The escort interviewed by The Enquirer passed a lie detector test and talked about the three hours of sex Joe had with him in May while in New York. Joe paid $600 for the three hours. The escort wanted to make it clear that Joe paid for him his time and not for any sexual services. Yeah, because they fell in lust when they met each other at Joe's hotel room for the first time. If you Google Joey's name you get his phone number too, so I'm guessing Joey is going to be contacted by a lot of tabloids today and that business will be booming.
We know where Jessica got her 'sexual napalm' from then.
ReplyDeleteFather knows best indeed LMAO
DeleteWhat a sordid mess.
ReplyDeleteHe loves his twinks, huh?
ReplyDeleteThe Road To Temptation.
ReplyDeleteI love when people try to be all sexy in bathrooms. Asshats...
ReplyDeleteGood grief! I'm so glad my parents, for all their faults, were....well, vanilla! The Simpsons, The Lohans...gahhh, I feel so freakin' normal and I didn't have an idyllic chiildhood!
ReplyDeleteOT: I'm glad everyone seems to be okay...Kats: don't be embarrassed about expressing yourself here. People were here for you and that is a wonderful thing. Glad you made it through!
Andddd...
ReplyDeleteI don't know about anyone else, but I'd rather look at Libby's stubbly armpit than read Daffy Knee's idiotic rants. =)
Um, I thought escorts had some sort of "code of conduct," where they're not supposed to talk about their clients.
ReplyDeleteAt first glance I thought that was Bieber...ha!
ReplyDeleteJust for you, Reese.
ReplyDeleteWho's Daffy Knee?
Agreed, Reese. I like Libby's comments so that picture is just that, a picture.
ReplyDeleteI just got it--went back and saw we have a person who was consumed with telling everyone how to behave here.
ReplyDeletei know what that insatiable appetite is, it's called abstinence! it sucks!
ReplyDelete^^^^ this
DeleteFor the 1000th time, it was just a silly picture, the silliest I could find the first time Enty made a 'joke' about publishing reader photos. This was the first ever here. I only use it on this site.
ReplyDeleteAnd although I am an American female, I am also unapologetically a mammal.
So someone has a problem with your pit pic?
DeleteI think it's gross because I'm ashamed of my armpits. Be proud Libby! You're also one of my favourite commenters so I'm usually looking at them and not your pic.
DeleteSo, they just sat around reading from the bible then?
ReplyDeleteRejectedcarebear - not only did that make me LOL, it made me vomit up my oatmeal a bit.
ReplyDelete@libby - you don't need to explain or defend yourself; trolls will be trolls.
ReplyDeleteCan someone explain this guy's little disclaimer to me? He wants to make it clear that Joe paid for 3 hours of his TIME, but magically in those 3 hours this guy threw in sex for free out of the kindness of his heart??
ReplyDeleteTeam Libby's Pit:)
ReplyDelete^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
DeleteAnd did someone flip out about libby's armpit pic again? FFS. I'd keep it up forever out of spite. There are far more horrific things on the internet. Google image search 'bot fly'.
ReplyDeleteNear as I can tell he didn't harm anyone so the only interesting thing was his new "look" which seemed like he jumped four levels in one day.
ReplyDeleteBut I bet Nick Lachey is just laughing and laughing.
I know, Elizabeth! He jumped straight to gaycon level 10 in one day!
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Delete@amber, it's probly something to do with not getting caught for prostitution.
ReplyDelete*** By saying there are "far more horrific things on the internet" I was not implying that The Armpit is on the spectrum!
ReplyDeleteWell, he kind of did harm his wife and daughters and his "ministry" by being a blatant hypocritical liar.
ReplyDeleteAgent I could see that but honestly, if I were married to guy that had come to terms with being gay, I'd rather he move on. For the kids, it would be pretty weird. It makes you see his enthusiasm for Tony Romo as a potential son in law in a whole new way though. Clearly Nick was not interested.
ReplyDeleteHappy Halloween Everyone!
ReplyDeleteI support armpits and this is my costume ;)
I agree, Agent. Harm has to have been done to that family. No matter how they play it off, that is a whole lot of deceit and that just plain sucks.
ReplyDeleteSorry, for unleashing Armpit-gate. I don't comment often, but I'm a daily reader and I was greatly amused and bemused by DaffyKnee's idiotic rant. I don't find arm pits offensive...actually, I find them kinda hot. lol And, I don't shave mine...cuz I don't have to! =)
Amber...no!!! The last time I googled at someone's suggestion...I am scarred by *goatse* and never again! lol
ReplyDelete@Elizabeth & Agent - If you could just move on, that's awesome. For a lot of people, though, trying to understand that the last 35 years of their marriage was a farce would be A LOT to process. I would be very upset. She could've been with someone else this whole time that actually wanted to be with her, and found her sexy, you know?
ReplyDeleteAmber, totally agree. He harmed his family by his hypocrisy . Plus he's creeping me out with that boytoy boyfriend. I saw pix of the man/child in the Daily Mail. Hope the kid has decent parents.
DeleteHey, aren't all guys insatiable when it comes to sex?
ReplyDeleteFalse. Some of us prefer quality to quantity. If it takes more than a half-hour to leave both of you a quivering mess you are doing it wrong.
Deletedia--You are adorable! I love the picture!
ReplyDeleteReese--I'M sorry. It never occurred to me I'd been shunned by a random yesterday evening. I hardly ever check from the day before. (I can't live here, FFS!)
You'll never walk alone when there are escorts available.
ReplyDeleteAnd a request please. Will the last fundamentalist coming out of the closet please remember to turn the lights off? That must be one huge closet. It's like when the elevator door opens in a Marx Brothers movie & they just start pouring out of the closet one after the other & it looks like they'll never stop coming out.
ReplyDeleteHugs to you Libby! You're adorable too!
ReplyDeleteHappy Day to all :)
@libby - you keep that armpit picture up! Freedom of speech issue to me.
ReplyDelete@dia Hawhawhaw A picture can sometimes do what words never can. I love it!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks Tuxedo Cat! Always trying to spread the laughs!
DeleteHe and Travolta need to get together for some epic war stories.
ReplyDeleteWOW, just read the comments from the last random pics...troll alert!
ReplyDeleteI think pits can be surprising when you first sniff em, but the longer you're around them, the more you love em! ;D
Still waiting for Papa Joe to apologize to his congregation for being a hypocritical, self-righteous, self-loathing, homophobic, intolerant asshole.
ReplyDeleteguessed i missed the pit-hate prt of the morning....
ReplyDeleteanywho, my ex is a bible-thumper by day, whoring gay transvestite by night. i put a gps on his car and you would be shocked at his travels. back alleys, motels, gay bars. there was a 48 hour period when he didn't stay anywhere longer than 2 hours. its as if once the beast is unleashed; it can't be stopped. after he's had his fill, thn he can maintain the facade again (for awhile). he becomes very anxius, almost hostile, before he "goes out" again.
this story came on the radio this morning when i was taking the kids to school. was oddly quiet in the car. not sure if any of them know yet. but, at least know i can point to this as an example of "hey, its not just your family". before was planning on using chadler on friends if i needed too.
@Connie151 Yes, that should be interesting. I imagine the church will be packed for the next little while....
ReplyDeletePapa Joe definitely has a type. Totally into the pretty boys.
ReplyDeleteAs for the emphasis of paying for his "time," I think that is just legal-eagle jargon that keeps him from being arrested for prostitution. You can "escort" someone and they can pay for your time, but not for sex.
Armpit gate is giving me much comic relief this morning so thanks! =)
ReplyDeleteAs for Joe- he obviously has a type- I cannot imagine how his wife must be feeling at this point, even if this 'secret' had been divulged some time ago. Building a life and a family with someone only to find out it was built on secrets..I feel bad for her.
"Armpit gate" love it:)
Deleteyes, I hope Nick is laughing his ass off, but prob not because he is nice. and Christ almighty with the armpit pic!! Let it go!! Its fine!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSo, the gay rumors are true? I thought the divorce was coming because Joe is an abusive alcoholic. Maybe both?
ReplyDeleteRemember at the height of the Simpson girls' popularity when Joe would make creepy remarks about the size of Jessica's tits? The man has always been skeevy.
I know waaaaay too much about Joe.
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ReplyDeleteWell, he kind of did harm his wife and daughters and his "ministry" by being a blatant hypocritical liar."
there is so much ignorance in your statement it's almost laughable.
get off your high horse and get some education. Not everyone has the courage or bravery to live their lives openly and honestly from the time they figure their sexuality out. AND not everyone knows their sexuality until later in life. Being straight of gay is not black or white and it's certainly not anyone's business but the people involved. Did you ever think maybe the reason he didn't IS BECAUSE HE IS A MINISTER?
your close minded and judgmental opinion is the reason so many stay in the closet.
the only thing i'm creeped out by is how much this kid looks like the Gay Porn Star Cannibal dude from Montreal.
ReplyDeleteMagnoti! Twinks huh?
DeleteJax
ReplyDeleteAs the sister of a gay man who struggled with coming out I thank you for that.
And right!,? He so does look like Luca!
There was a blind about the shit the MTV crew had on the Simpson Family during the filming of Jessica & Nick's show. Don't remember the exact details, but you die-harders know what I'm referring to. Them having the whole house rigged with cameras and not believing the stuff that was captured.
ReplyDeleteAnyhoot, I'm sure Papa Joe's "activities" were some of what they witnessed on those tapes. All this makes that blind even MORE interesting and makes me hopeful (in a naughty way) that those tapes are leaked!
I believe that was my point, Jax. No comprende? He "preached" one thing and did another is " a blatant hypocritical liar". You can't get that? Wow. Please find another target.
ReplyDeleteI think what jax meant is that because he was involved in the church that would make it more difficult to come out. We all know how many Christians feel about the gays. He would have risked losing his congregation. That doesnt mean he is a hypocrite or a liar.
ReplyDeleteDo you know for certain he 'preached' against homosexuality? One can preach the word of God without condemning homosexuality.
I've never heard Joe Simpson was homophobic? Or are we assuming this b/c he was a minister? Or b/c he was a Southern Baptist minister (preacher)? And is Joe Simpson still even a minister? I thought since they'd moved from TX he was his daughters manager?
ReplyDeleteOnce a Southern Baptist minister always a Southern Baptist minister. While I'm glad he is now free to live his life I feel bad for the family who must be taking this hard and must feel like their world is upside down.
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