Sunday, October 21, 2012

Joe Francis Slept With Joanna Krupa And Her Sister Marta

In a teaser for Real Housewives-Miami, Joe Francis is on the show. I have no idea why. Shouldn't he be confined to some room of a 200 room house where he has to run the gauntlet of angry fathers of girls he talked into flashing while they were drunk every time he tries to leave? Anyway, he says that within a week of Joanna Krupa moving to LA when she was 19 he had slept with her. Then thinks get really icky. He says that he also slept with Joanna's sister Marta. The thing is Marta is 7 years younger than Joanna, so I'm wondering when exactly he had sex with her too. Are you telling me he waited until she was 18? She would have been 12 when she moved to LA. Joanna called Joe a f**king sicko which I agree with 100%, but I am wondering if she also has a special reason other than why we all hate him as to why she is referring to him as a sicko.

Posted by ent lawyer at 10:00 AM

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15 comments:

  1. katsm071110:01 AM

    I can't get over how pretty Joanna's face is

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  2. ZORBITOR10:19 AM

    Her boobs are perfect too!

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  3. Hammer_Girl10:20 AM

    Like the saying goes "You can't make a ho into a housewife". Not really.

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  4. Shitler10:29 AM

    I pretty sure he slept with both of them. At the same time

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    1. Sarah6:04 PM

      No, Joanna thought he was lying until her sister laughed about it. He slept with the blonde first then the sister later behind her back.

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  5. Groovy10:47 AM

    Marta was the sister that admitted to sleeping with him...

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  6. Ingrid Superstar10:48 AM

    She looked like a Harlequin on Dancing With The Stars. Not sure if it was her fault or the makeup department but it put me off of her for life.

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  7. Del Riser10:59 AM

    Why would anyone sleep with Joe Francis? Are these sisters both suffering from microdeckia?

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    1. Agent**it8:05 AM

      Loved the outcome to the Steve Wynn lawsuit.

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  8. Princess12:10 PM

    The Dirty has screenshots of a secret webpage where rich men sign up and get access to a page full of hookers, and Joanna was one of them. Of course she denies it, but many people have verified it's authenticity. So is this really surprising?

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  9. slgkrc1232:09 PM

    @ Princess, Joanna said the posting was untrue and threatened to sue Nik/ the Dirty for defamation. He then took it down, I assume because the information was actually false. If it had been true he would have had no reason to remove it.

    What I want to know is why the Kardashians are such good friends with such a scumbag...

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  10. mooshki8:55 PM

    "What I want to know is why the Kardashians are such good friends with such a scumbag..."

    Seriously? They're exactly the same - will do anything for money, the sleazier, the better.

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  11. Barton Fink6:16 AM

    Goodness, these Miami hookers are deadly dull. I watched a few minutes last night ... not a lot of scintillating banter, let me observe.

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  12. 1Jazzimom6:06 PM

    He is just lower than pond scum..

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