Jennie Garth Wanted To Look Like A Skeleton

Apparently the entire world was wrong when we have looked on horrified as Jennie Garth dropped 30 pounds since the announcement of her divorce to resemble more of a human skeleton than anyone you normally would see walking a street. Jennie is on the cover of Kneepads this week and says she wanted to lose the 30 pounds of what she calls "dead weight," and even shares with all of us how to lose it. I was really expecting to see something like:

8am - I wake up and meditate for three hours. Take an Adderall.
Noon - Lunch of coffee and cigarettes and an Adderall
Afternoon snack - Espresso
Dinner - Unfiltered cigarettes and a dry piece of toast
Night time snack - Ambien

Apparently though, there is exercise and eating properly and everything else a publicist could invent to make this all look like the weight loss was on purpose and healthy. Who knew that dropping that much weight on a nearly fat less body was actually getting healthy.

This also might be the first time in recorded history, a cover added weight to a photo.