Yesterday, Gawker released about a minute of the Hulk Hogan sex tape that was being shopped around earlier this year, but was never bought. If you watched the one minute of the sex tape you know why it was never bought. Who would pay to watch it? Apparently the woman Hulk is having sex with his the ex-wife of his best friend who was also there for part of it before leaving the couple to it. The woman who Hulk is having sex with had sex with her husband right before she had sex with Hulk. Yeah. So, Hulk is going to sue Gawker and they will probably ignore him and keep it up and if you would like to watch an old man have sex with someone on a canopy bed while wishing it was his daughter, then this is your lucky day. You can
click here for the NSFW one minute.
His phone rings during it and the ring tone was his daughters song. This is per Gawker- they have a full write up of the video.
ReplyDeleteWhile "wishing it were his daughter"????
ReplyDeleteDisgusting Hulk.
BI reveal right there, but I am bad at locating old blinds on my phone.
@goes in circles - any time that enty talks about hulk, he mentions him wanting to have sex with his daughter. sadly, this information is nothing new.
ReplyDeleteGross. I'll pass.
ReplyDeleteMakes my stomach churn even reading this much. Ugh.
ReplyDeleteEwwwww. Yeah no thanks, I don't need to watch.
ReplyDeleteCuriousity got me. It was like 5 seconds of action if anyone is curious. I was just shocked he wasn't umm tiny after steroid use. Like I said you only got a glimpse, but gawker described it as the size of a thermos in a kids lunch box.
ReplyDeleteJust FYI no way id watch the real thing lol.
DeleteSilver- that was the funniest part of Gawkers description, his thermos sized weiner!
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahah! It IS a canopy bed! That is hilarious, especially with the daughters song on ring tone. I would have to seriously change my skin and bleach my brain if I looked at the video. Silver, thanks for taking one for the team!!
ReplyDeleteI was discussing this with my BF last night, and I came to the conclusion that I'd much rather it be a Macho Man Randy Savage sex tape. He'd keep his hat and sunglasses on and say things like, "OHH YEEAHHHHHHH!" and "STEP INTO MY SLIM JIM!" My BF didn't agree.
ReplyDeleteSnap into my Slim Jim ! Ohh YEEAAHHH !
DeleteI am with Silver, I watched it, no way I would watch it in it's entirety. And it was very small on my phone.
ReplyDeleteAs for his peen...steroids don't make the penis smaller, only the testicles. Sometimes the penis is enlarged. I used to date a minor league ball (no pun) player. He wasn't on them, but many of the other players were.
Ohhh okay, thanks for the clarification haha!
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ReplyDeleteugh. I am so disappointed, not to mention disgusted. When I was younger I used to love Hulkamania! But, FWIW, he is quite the gentlemen and seems like a big cuddly teddy bear in the video. Also it appears he is wearing a shirt and he's not...cuz he's so tan and his lil butt is so white.
@ Amber that was too funny and I agree!!! Ooohhh yeeaaahh!!!!!
ReplyDeleteEw. Just...ew.
ReplyDelete(lowering head in shame) I watched it. He's kind of pathetic, if you ask me. And YUCK, but more pathetic.
ReplyDelete@ rejected, I enjoyed that and the part about him stopping to admire the canopy bed as if he planned in decorating his bedroom similarly hahaha!
ReplyDeleteI wonder if there's a chant of "USA! USA!" in the background hahaha.
ReplyDeleteWe were raised on wrestling. @Amber, ITA with you!
The only time I've ever been annoyed with Howard was when he foisted Bubba off on to us. Now I'm annoyed I know of the reality of this video of (likely) Heather & Hulk with a hint of (likely) Bubba. The Brooke ringtone though... Icky but hilarious!
ReplyDeletePathetic.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone else think that this is some sort of prostitution or buy-in swingers thing?
ReplyDelete@Amber, Amber, Amber..I laughed so hard I pulled out my back..
ReplyDeleteI definitely think Hulk paid this woman for sex. The whole thing was just so much like a transaction ... especially when she tells Hulk to see the mystery man (Bubba?) in the office before he leaves.
ReplyDeleteAnd that story he tells about Nick's girlfriend's sister wanting him? Oh honey, she just wants your wallet.
I admit it. I watched the 1 minute clip on Gawker. I've never seen him without that stupid thing on his head before and now I understand why he wears it.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to go get the brain bleach now.
the headband reference made me lol.
DeleteOK, I watched it. There is only about 2 seconds of actual sex in the short clip. The rest is conversation, and I gotta say that Hulk comes off as a real gentleman. Polite and well-spoken.
ReplyDelete'...if you would like to watch an old man have sex with someone on a canopy bed...' hahahahahahaha That line killed me. hahahaa An old man on a canopy bed. hahahahaha I think I'll pass on the NSFW one minute preview. hahaha Really. Hulk Hogan, Rush Limbaugh, Hitler..just a few men I'd rather not see having sex on tape. EVER!
ReplyDelete@Turkish Taffy, I agree. The rundown of the whole 30-minute sex tape given at Gawker actually makes him seem like a fairly normal guy with normal insecurities having sex with someone he actually likes. It's odd but I think I kind of like him more after this.
ReplyDeleteThe daughter thing, though, I hope is not true. That's disgusting.
I watched it and can't stop laughing! His daughters song on the phone was too funny but yucky too. It does seem like a transaction, so polite and no real passion, like a bad porn.
ReplyDeleteAmber, I think Macho Man would be funnier to watch too! Ooohhhh yeaaaaahh!
I wanna see a sex tape with The Berzerker, just to see if he would continually shout HUSS! the whole time.
ReplyDeleteI'm won't watch the video but I was wondering, if he was being a gentleman how come the caption on that picture says, "Get your clothes and get out"?
ReplyDeleteThe part about him going on about Nick's girlfriends twin sister....seriously dude, she doesn't care and she's not going to show the slightest bit of jealousy. Take your ego (that's why people do this, to make themselves seem better than they really are), and just pay her and go see the guy in his office. That's what made him seem so pathetic in my mind. He just carries on a conversation with this chick, going on about eating too much not even 10 minutes ago.. God, I'm ashamed I watched and remembered that much of the video!!
ReplyDeleteI can't watch this....the thought makes me as sick as the thought of the kid licking the railing and of the other punk ass beating the homeless man.
ReplyDeleteI cant even with this.
ReplyDeleteI was gonna say, here's another video I'm not watching but now I am oddly intrigued.
ReplyDeleteAnd damn you Amber! I burst out laughing in the office and everyone is looking at me now.
Well now we know why Bubba got divorced...
ReplyDelete@Danielle
ReplyDeleteit must be a joke because he never says that, no one does, in fact they are at her house and he gets dressed and leaves.
They are very friendly with one another, and he is nothing short of polite.
It really doesn't seem like he knows he's being taped either.
She says it to him as he's getting ready to leave & they both laugh. Pure joke.
DeleteI'm just sick enough to want to see this.
ReplyDeleteI'll not watch, thanks. All I have to say is gross, with a side of barf.
ReplyDelete@ goes in circles - the chick in the video says, "Get your clothes and get out" at :40, but in a teasing manner because she giggled. Yeah, I watched it. Now hand me the brain bleach.
ReplyDeleteBTW, that fringe of hair is RIDICULOUS.
Hahaha! No way that I'm gonna watch granpa porn! I'd be interested in watching the Undertaker's sex tape tho'
ReplyDeleteI listen to Bubba's show, and it does sound like him. I've heard Heather (now ex-wife) call in the show before, when they were still married, and it sounds similar, from what I remember. So, I believe it's Bubba's now ex-wife. Although I thought the reason they split was she was messing around with someone else, maybe the spin instructor somewhere?
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