Thursday, October 04, 2012

Heidi Montage Convinced Someone To Pay Her $25K

Crazy Horse III in Las Vegas is having their anniversary bash in a few weeks and Heidi Montag is going to be the headliner. Yes, it is a strip club. Yes, Heidi has massive fake breasts. No, Heidi will not be getting undressed. Yes, Spencer will be there. Yes, I did just throw up a little in my mouth. Yes, someone is actually paying her and they are paying her $25K. That is them throwing out the largest number they can think of and knowing they will have to go lower and the company actually saying yes. $25K is what they were getting when they were on The Hills and were actually well known. Now, they would be lucky to get $500 and free valet parking at a new Denny's opening. I hope this does not represent the start of a comeback. Oh, I know, I know. Something even worse. Heidi back in the recording studio.

Posted by ent lawyer at 6:30 AM

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14 comments:

  1. Anonymous6:34 AM

    And no f$&@s were given that day.

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  2. M6:39 AM

    Didn't Spencer just say that they are no longer doing appearances?

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  3. Cassiopeia6:40 AM

    Please don't come back, please don't come back, please don't come back.

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  4. AngusParvo6:40 AM

    Crazy Horse has to be punking the Speidis, like they won't actually hand them the check until Heidi takes it all off.

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  5. Princess ButterKwup6:41 AM

    I literally had forgotten about them entirely. Well, it was nice while it lasted.

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  6. Silly Girl6:47 AM

    Noooooo...I thought they were GONE! Yuck, she's all plastic and there's nothing remotely 'real' about her. Maybe that's the attraction, who knows.

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  7. Amber6:53 AM

    I read this on TMZ earlier, and I was just like OF COURSE SHE'S GOING TO BE A STRIPPER. But then it said she wasn't taking her clothes off. What a disappointment. At least she'll be good for one more hysterical song.

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  8. Pookie7:09 AM

    this girl makes me so sad...i can't even remember her original face at this point, but i do remember she was lovely as she was. this is just pathetic. i hope she one day carves out an actual life for herself she can be proud of.

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  9. Beta7:11 AM

    arrgh!! this cannot be true!
    I hope Crazy Horse III has NOTHING to do with the mitical Le Crazy Horse in Paris! Either that or they have really really lowered their standards!!
    Crazy Horse is amazing, the performers are amazing, its WAY classier and sensual than stripping! Enjoy!!:
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8OuDbHa05A

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  10. lc7:29 AM

    I also remember Heidi from waaay back. When she met slimeball Spencer, everything changed. Her whole demeanor. Before, she was giggly, fun and normal young adult living in LA on her own for the first time. But then slimeball came into the picture and she started to act like a freakin robot! She is completly controlled by him. I hope she gets away from him someday.

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  11. Sugar 8:44 AM

    Bless her heart.

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  12. The Black Cat9:51 AM

    I'm sure with all the contacts they have made along the way these has beens could get well paying jobs behind the scenes. They wouldn't get as much as "the talent" but at least it would be better than working at Walmart in terms of take home pay.
    No offense to the Walmart employees that contribute to the blog.

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  13. L10:12 AM

    LOL Heidi Montage? Hahaha! Well I guess, since she has more new pieces than a female Frankenstein... Frankenheidi?

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  14. Lelaina Pierce8:10 AM

    She's STILL with Spencer?

    I hope she invests that $25k wisely. Cannot believe they are shelling out that much for her. The Hills has been off the air almost 3 years! What she did to her face is tragic. There was NOTHING wrong with her old face/body. Sigh.

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