Gnesa
I would like to thank Jane, a long time reader for bringing my attention to this video of Gnesa who is taking the internet by storm. I am not sure what is funnier. Her singing or the comments at YouTube. I will say one thing about Gnesa. She is no Rebecca Black.
Good laugh for Friday!
ReplyDeleteShe has a lot of confidence whether she is serious or not.
My ear is bleeding ... because I hit my head on the table from laughing so hard. She was serious, I'm sure.
ReplyDeleteOh my is that painful.
ReplyDeleteAnd is it wrong that I want to blame Kim Kardashian for this crap?
ReplyDeleteI cant' tell if she is serious OR if the commenters on YouTube are serious. I'm feeling like it's Freaky Friday here...
ReplyDeleteGirl, I can't sing either, but at least I regulate my poor singing to the shower and car.
ReplyDeleteLa La la la la LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@JJ, I also blame Kim Kardashian for this... this whatever this is supposed to be.
ReplyDeleteSome advice, Gnesa: In the shower, I'm Frank Sinatra. Everywhere else, I'm just me.
ReplyDeleteOH MY GOD
ReplyDeleteThe comments here are funnier than the Youtubers!
ReplyDeleteThe producer is getting fired bc he forgot to do auto tune before he released this!
ReplyDeleteI can't even tell what key she was supposed to be singing in or if they changed the music to match her key better but neither the vocals nor the music have anything to do with the other! Is she singing to a video game soundtrack?
She is fantastic. I love a good troll! +85 for Gnesa!
ReplyDeleteP.S. - I can't get past the freaky clown car melody. Which makes me convinced that an angry mob of carnies are behind this magnum opus.
ReplyDeleteI'm all for a new meme called Blame Kardashian anytime we get a new trollop sleazing around, thinking she has talent.
ReplyDeleteLol saw this on d listed the other day No words
ReplyDeleteWell at least she still has her real boobs.
ReplyDeleteI saw this on Dlisted the other day and it was stuck in my head all day!!! I caught myself humming this at work. Its hilarious though. She should be banned from singing. She can't dance for shit and needs a stylist stat!!!!
ReplyDeleteThis is what happens when parents refuse to be honest with their children about their limitations.
ReplyDeleteThis is white rap. Somehow I feel that RHONJ are going to jump on this train.
ReplyDeleteMy cat was asleep on a nearby chair. While this was on she attacked my monitor. Now she's howling in another room. And she still sounds better than this.
ReplyDeleteI saw this on Chelsey Lately last night. I cringed thru it for her. She keeps trying to find all those elusive notes without success and gyrating like she's having a seizure . I didn't think it possible, but she makes my singing seem like Mariah Carey in comparison.
ReplyDeleteI didn't think anyone could be cheaper, have less class or taste, or be more tone deaf than Kim Kardashian, but apparently I was wrong.
ReplyDeleteThis is a symphony of cluelessness and hilarity.
This is also "marketing" to the masses. She 'll make money from this. Damn.
DeleteI feel pain in my ears and thinking clowns are gonna poop out of the computer...this chick cant sing only she got is her looks hich means nothing for how ugly her voice is!
ReplyDeleteAnd of course, she'll become famous and laugh the entire way to her fifteen minute fame bank. She'd make even Andy Warhol throw up. Our society has become the shallowest, most crass piece of stupidity ever. This must have been how it was like right before Rome fell.
ReplyDeleteParents, please, tell your children NOOOOOOOO!
ReplyDeleteAtleast she can dance :)
ReplyDeletebahahahaha!!!
DeleteWow that is some terrible singing. And those close ups of her face! Ugh! I couldn't bring myself to watch the whole thing. And what's with the YouTube comments?! There were like 2 bad comments out of the last 50! Oh no...the la la la la la bit is already stuck in my head!
ReplyDeleteNow Miranda has some competition! This is for @amber and all you other crazies who like to torture themselves with the worst youtube amateurs ;)
ReplyDeleteMiranda Sings
SWEET JESUS!! Wow.
ReplyDeleteWell .. at least my thanks go out to the kind soul recording engineer who tried his or her best to save the world from this shanda! Your efforts are appreciated!! If only the director would have only convinced this broad to work in the dark.
Yikes. I think I have been scarred .. scarred for life!
She's a younger Melissa Gorga!
ReplyDeleteno... just... Oh God, no! LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA
ReplyDeleteBasically, this is another rich person taking a dump on us through the sewer system that is Reality TV and the darkest dungeons of the YouTubes. It's time to dust off the guillotines people.
ReplyDeleteoh...dear...lord.
ReplyDeleteWhile i was listening to this, my cat stopped whatever she was doing and stared at me. Then she bolted to hide downstairs.
I think that says it all really..
oh my god the comments!! LOL! I hope she's doing this just as a joke bc that would be HILARIOUS. like a social commentary on today's pop culture LOL!
ReplyDeleteI love it
ReplyDeleteWell no one will accuse her of hiding behind AutoTune. This is probably what Rhianna sounds like without the "fixing."
ReplyDeleteThe YouTube comments are universally hilarious. Unfortunately the poor girl probably is taking them seriously:
ReplyDeleteMaybe once in every generation there comes an artist who is perfectly in tune with the zeitgeist, whos words seem to be able to reflect a certain feeling, an unexpressable thought within the minds of the masses. Gnesa is that artist. When she sings lalalalala it seems like someone has held a mirror to my mind and shown me my innermost thoughts. We are lucky my friends, to live in this time. It's as if every musical moment in history has rushed together to create this. The singularity of songs.
4 minutes of my life I will never get back.
ReplyDeleteMy husband's reaction sums it up perfectly, I think:
ReplyDelete"This is the musical version of 'let them eat cake.'"
Holy fuck.
ReplyDeleteAnd thus Chaos was formed...
ReplyDeleteAnd thus Chaos was formed...
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