Friday, October 05, 2012

Four For Friday - The Most Stubborn Wife In The World

It's Friday Friday. Not just regular Friday, but Friday Friday. Now I want Pizza Pizza. Three day weekend for those of you with government jobs or in the education industry or who work in a bank. Columbus Day is not the premiere holiday of the year. Hopefully you get it off. I will be here of course. For my Canadian friends it is your Thanksgiving Day weekend so I hope you and yours have a wonderful time and get stuffed on turkey and other goodies while spending some great time with your friends and family and watching replays of hockey from last year. Stay very safe and if you get bored at all, I will be here. Tomorrow will be some reveals as I do every Saturday and we are more than halfway to January 1st and what promises to be the most reveals ever. I am hoping for 100 which would be an all-time record. Anyway, feel free to follow me on Twitter. I am @entylawyer

Full disclosure on this one. This former almost A list movie and television actress who is now a B who generally makes really bad movies that are almost unwatchable is a friend of sorts so this might be slightly biased in her direction. And when I say friend, I mean someone who I have got drunk with so once you get drunk with me you are a friend for life. Needless to say I have lots of friends. She can hold her liquor too. She is still tiny, but wow can she drink. She does not always look tiny in photos. She can look kind of average or even curvy, but she is still small. Used to be a chain smoker too. One night when we got drunk it had to be outside because she kept getting up every two minutes to smoke anyway so might as well just go outside. She was a big enough star at the time that the establishment set up a table and five chairs outside and made it part of the restaurant so everyone could drink out there. Anyway, I digress. She is married now. Kids, the whole nine yards. To put things bluntly, he cheats. A lot. Almost everyday. Different people all the time. He is probably a B list celebrity himself, but no one knows who he is. They know his name but not usually his face. His fans know him though and throw themselves at him on a regular basis. His wife knows they do it, but she is committed to being a wife and figures he is getting it out of his system. She thinks marriage is forever despite what the husband does. This does not mean she has sex with her husband, because she doesn't. She is scared of what she might catch. She does not even sleep in the same room with him. But no divorce. Not going to happen. He could leave her, but she is not going to make the first move. Unless he gets caught. He has got caught twice. Both times he was snapped while doing what he does and was busted. The people with the celebrity managed to get the photos both times. Now he does his cheating away from any possible cameras. Our actress ignores her husband and says he is good inside and that he will change, but all he does is make our actress look stupid and foolish. Everyone knows he is cheating and everyone wishes the actress would just wise up and leave him.

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  1. I read this as Heigl all the way through.

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    1. Agree, when he says she's tinny he means shes skinny

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  2. My first thought was Anna Faris, but I don't think she really fits (especially with the new baby).

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  3. Hiegl is a good guess, but the way that Enty writes about her, I'd be shocked if he considers her a friend.

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  4. Tori Spelling. I think if Enty said she just had a kid it would give it away. And if Dean promised he wouldn't cheat, they have make up sex and she gets pregnant, it would fit. She loves being a wife and mother, the tiny in person reference and the bad movies kind of fit. Sad, regardless of who it is.

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  5. I read this as Christina Ricci...until she had a hubby, and kids...I don't know if she has either.

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  6. Also, according to IMDB, Heigl is 5'9... not really tiny.

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    1. i was going to say no freakin way is she tiny lol

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  7. So to break it down...

    A married former almost A list actress who does movies and tv now b list with kids.

    Husband who is a celebrity and has fans for something.

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  8. Hillary Duff? Only 1 kiddo though she seems like the sort of person that seems curvy but is small in real life. I really stink at these.

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  9. At 5'9" Heigl hardly fits the tiny part.

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  10. Tiny doesn't mean she's not tall. I've been called tiny (though I'm not really anymore) and I'm 5'9". I vote Heigl on this.

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  11. Isn't Tori's husband recognizable in person? I wouldn't have thought him, but I have no other guesses. Who used to be a big partier, and smoker, who is now a wife and mom first....

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    1. Plus the way tori pumps out the kids, they are def sleeping together, so not tori.

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  12. Random guess

    Thandie Newton.

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  13. Nap I'm on the Tori train too.

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  14. Everything fits Heigl except the tiny part. There's no way Tori Spelling is even B-list and making crappy movies - when's the last time she was in a movie?

    Maybe Enty means "tiny" as in "skinny"?

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  15. Heigl is not tiny by an use of the word.

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  17. If Tori Spelling thought marriage was forever I think she would have stayed with her first husband. I don't think this is her.

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  18. It sounds like the husband is a director or producer rather than a performer. Therefore he'd have a recognizeable name and fans, but not have a famous face, and lots of women would throw themselves at him.

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  19. There is no way in hell that Tori's husband is B-list at anything.

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  20. It doesn't state if husband is cheating with men or women... Not Sarah Michelle Gellar, right? Husband Freddie Prinze jr.

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    1. Are you saying FP Jr is gay?!

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  21. I'm thinking that the husband is probably any athlete (hockey or football), since it says that everyone knows his name, but not his face - to me this sounds like someone who wears a helmet that covers his face. I like the Hillary Duff guess, but I'm thinking maybe it's someone a little older?

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  22. Just for grins and giggles...Sarah Michelle Gellar

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  23. Table seating for five? A "Party of Five" reference?

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  24. Canadian Thanksgiving?!?!? How did I miss this? Thanks for the heads up Enty! **heads to grocery store for provisions**

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    1. Mira would fit but she hasn't done any significant TV.

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  26. How about Amanda Peet/David Benioff?

    I can see Amanda behaving as described with the drinking/smoking. And Benioff is the showrunner for Game of Thrones and has been a screenwriter for some pretty big movies.

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  27. The only teeny actress I know of is Kristen Chenowith, but I don't know if she does movies.

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  28. Anonymous10:49 AM

    Amanda Peet or Natasha Hesntridge

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  29. Isla Fisher. Everyone knows her husband's name but not his real face because he is always in character.
    5'2" and Enty always seems to have a soft spot for her.

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    1. That's a good guess

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    2. Ooooh! I like the Isla Fisher guess. I think SBC would be hard to live with and we never see them together bc he's always "in Character".

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    3. I thought it was her too but she is not A list

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  30. no idea. but in this day and age, is anything ever really out of camera range? better be csreful who he's with.

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  31. I read it as Heigl too, she might be tiny in real life but appears bigger/curvier in Media.

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  32. I don't think Heigl or Tori are people Enty calls "friends."

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  33. I like the Amanda Peet guess too. I think she'd be fun to drink with.

    Fabulous Friday! Start the adult beverages!!!

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  34. Crap. I had typed out a whole long thing about why I thought it was possible it could be Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams but the comment thing crapped out when I hit post.

    She can photograph not so thin sometimes and he's been known to exhibit some less than stable behavior but she strikes me as the marriage is forever type.

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    1. They don't have kids. In fact, IIRC there was a blind about an infertile couple who was thought to be Mandy and Ryan.

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  35. Isla Fisher is an interesting guess. Are her movies usually unwatchable though?

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  36. @discoflux that's a great guess but she doesn't have children.
    i would have guessed kate hudson and matthew bellamy. muse are huge in the indie world, so lots of willing fans there, i guess.

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  37. I like the salma guess, but did she do tv?

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  38. Too bad BenAffleck isn't an unknown, or it could totally be Jennifer Garner.

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    1. @apocryfool, when I read the headline, I immediately thought Jennifer Garner, but everyone knows her hubby on sight

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    2. Which is a shame on every level!

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  39. i was thinking mena suvari until the kids part - and her apparent recent divorce. she otherwise fits all the clues (esp. almost A-list after american beauty + chain smokes, really tiny but appears thick in pix). so maybe someone similar to mena but still married + kids?

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  40. Neve Campbell and Whats-his-canadian-face?

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  41. I googled lol
    Holly Hunter.. She's 5'2 and has two kids with Gordan MacDonald alrhough it doesn't say they are married.
    Melissa Joan Hart.. She's 5'2 and her husband is a lead singer in some band and they have three kids.
    Helena Bonham Carter.. She's 5'3, married to Tim Burton, they have 2 kids.

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  42. Yes Salma did "Ugly Betty". I don't think it's Heigl but then Salma hasn't really done "unwatchable" movies.
    Come on Himmmm, spill it baby.

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  43. Just want to say hese are all great guesses. Loved the whole "hockey mask" /"always in character"/"five chairs" nuances to support the guesses!

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  44. I would like to come to the defense of Tori Spelling movies. They are FAR from unwatchable. They are pure, comedic entertainment. I keep trying to find Coed Call Girl on DVD, but alas.

    Bigtime chain-smoker...possibly has a husky/raspy voice?

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  45. I thought Jessica Alba at first, but no way is her husband B list.

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  46. This isn't going to be Sarah Michelle Gellar. She hates smoking. I read an article/interview in a magazine years ago where she and Freddie were insufferable and were talking about how they do not allow anyone to smoke on their property, so if a friend who smokes comes to dinner and wants to smoke they can't just go out back, they have to walk all the way down the driveway to outside the gates of the property.

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    1. So what? Good for them! I dont want ur putrid air either! Do u let a junkie shoot up in your hiuse? And i dont even care abiut either one of them., lol

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    2. Agree with this! It is bad enough having to hold my breath every time I walk out of a building to lessen the impact of the wave of foul cigarette smell I'm hit with.

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    3. Jesus Christ, people here are equating cigarette smokers with heroin junkies. WTF.

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  47. Holly Hunter? I thought she was still married to Spielberg's cinematographer of 20 years. Where have I been?

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  48. I like the Isla guess!

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  49. It's definitely not Heigl, Enty hates her.

    Isla is an interesting guess, but I think SBC is probably more famous than she is. I actually thought it could be Jennifer Aniston until I got to the "married/kids" part (the unwatchable movies drew me there).

    I can see why people might think Tori, but the blind subject isn't having sex with her husband, and Tori keeps getting preggers.

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  50. Judd Apatow and his cute wife? Whas her name? Oh she's not alist…-

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  51. I think Sasha is recognizable, and does Isla do unwatchable movies? Otherwise she's a good guess but I don't think it's her, hope not!

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  52. I really like the Mandy Moore guess. The way it reads, I was thinking musician husband.

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  53. I like the HBC guess, I think she would be a blast to get drunk with- and everyone KNOWS who Tim Burton is, but who would recognize him?

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    1. Exactly.. I'm leaning towards her as well.

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    2. they aren't legally married though

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  54. oh @sherry, i wish, but he might be working... something started filming again in beautiful fl.

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  55. Also, HBC and Tim Burton keep separate homes, side by side, but separate, the blind says they don't sleep in the same room. So, I'm thinking they are a good fit for this blind.

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  56. I think I like the Neve guess, but I do not know who her husband is, he is an actor.

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  57. Hell I sure would recognize Tim Burton!

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    1. Yeah, he has a very unique and recognizable face.

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  58. This is definitely the Goopster!

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  59. Also don't think HBC and Tim are married....

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    1. On her wiki it states that they are.. Although, you can't trust wiki 100%

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  60. Is Mandy Moore really an actress, I know she's been on tv and in a few bad movies, but c'mon people...former A list actress=/Mandy Moore

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  61. Hillary Duff - her husband is a hockey player, and no one would know who he is, but hockey fans (the fmales are puck bunnies) DEFINITELY know who he is and they absolutely throw themselves at anything on skates...it's sad really.

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    1. I am a hockey fan and female. I know the game inside and out - and can't stand Comrie, for the record- but thanks for stating that "the females are puck bunnies". All this time I thought it was ME enjoying the game; turns out it was just my vagina. Silly me.

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  62. I like Amanda Peet for this. Maybe "the whole nine yards" is a clue?

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  63. Probably WAY off but drew barrymore? I don't know if I'd call her movies unwatchable, but i mean, to each his own?

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  64. Isla Fischer is a great guess.

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  65. Sarah M Gellar and Freedie Prinz

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  66. Ooh what about Kate Hudson?? Except for Almost Famous her movies are awful - there is some confusion as to if she's married or not but..Matt Bellamy from Muse is abosolutley famous in his own right being a rockstar and all.

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  67. The Sarah Michelle Gellar guess wouldn't surprise me. Freddie Prinze Jr was flirting with me at a party several years ago and tried getting me up to his hotel room.

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    1. No way! I thought they were the real deal!

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    2. @Samantha, was this while he was married?

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  68. When was Helena Bonham Carter an A list TV actress? Being in a few eps of TV shows here and there doesn't make you a TV actress.

    And on what planet are HBC moves so bad they're unwatchable?? Harry Potter, Fight Club, The King's Speech (only the Best Picture Oscar winner two years ago...) No, people. Just. No.

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    1. To some I could see how Harry Potter is unwatchable and I would def consider her A list at one time.. She was nominated for Oscars..

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  69. Candace Cameron Bure

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  70. Derp. You're right Coralicious.

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    1. Or me! Lol since I guessed it first.

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  71. I'm going with Amanda Peet. I thought " table and chairs for five" was a clue and she was in the movie 5 Dollars A Day. Also "the whole nine yards" which was a movie she did with Bruce Willis.

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  72. Yeah, I bombed on the HBC guess. I love her as an actress but lots of people have been throwing shade on Tim Burton's last few films. I am now on board with the Kate Hudson guess.

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  73. But who wouldn't recognize SBC?

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  74. Heigl FTW. I took tiny to mean her waistline, she used to be a chainsmoker, has two adopted kids (thus no need to have sex with her husband), not to mention her husband is a BIG time cheater who most people could not pick out of a lineup with a gun to their head.

    My apologies if someone already said this (I kinda skimmed the comments), but wasn't Heigl the popular guess for the actress who called Enty drunk and on the side of the highway to come rescue her like years ago?

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  75. i don't think Uma is married to her new baby daddy is she? if so I don't see how this would be much of a blind, everyone knows he's a total whore. Ahem i should say cokewhore/famous hedge fund manager.

    I like the Amanda Peet guess. But it gives me the sads bc I really like her and her GoT crazy hubby! She was on this random TV show back in the day that wasn't on for long but I really liked it.... it had that MTV VJ Simon too... anyone know what that was?

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  76. What about Kate B?

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  77. I Think this is Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin.... Anyone remember the blind about her being a major clinger and wouldn't leave her boyfriends no matter what they did? sound similar to the situation in this blind to me.

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  78. Izahart - It was Jack and Jill....I loved that show.

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  79. thx @Stephanie Knipp- it was cheesy as f right, but damn did i like it! Made me an instant Amanda Peet fan. But her movie choices have not been solid since then, at all.

    and yeah Uma is not married-- she was engaged to baby daddy but they called it off, got back together, but no ring on it that is confirmed or mentioned anywhere, so while some of these clues fit, not her.

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  80. I really like the Isla guess too (but I hope it's not her because I think she's so great) but the only part that gets me is the description of the actress; has she ever been close to an A? I feel like no; I think she's a solid B.

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  81. Michelle Pfeiffer and David E Kelley.

    Only problem is that I am pretty sure she WAS A List and not only almost A List. The other things about smoking and drinking fit though, as well as her size and his 'celebrity'.

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  82. I thought this was Heigl, except for the size and the fact that Enty is usually not so fond of her.

    I love the Isla Fisher guess. She's a good character actress, but her vehicles have never taken off.

    Amanda Peet would not fit. She's not tiny; she's very tall.

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  83. I loved the show "Jack and Jill.". That is why I have a soft spot for Jamie Pressly.

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  84. Amanda Peet was my first thought, but I like the Isla Fisher guess.

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  85. I like the Neve Campbell and Thandie Newton guesses. Both are tiny, married people who make artsy films that are sometimes unwatchable. Both have had A list recognition before.

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  86. The problem with the GOOP guess is that she's in the Ironman/Avengers movies, which are definitely not unwatchable.

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  87. The husband is either a musician playing in a specific genre, a director or a writer. These are the kinds of men who could have female fans (more or less young) while still remaining relatively unknown.

    And Mandy Moore is 5' 10", so "tiny" would not be the first word used to describe her...

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  88. 100% Hayek.

    Husband is a known cheater and has has children with other women (Linda Evangelista and Rachida Dati). Most know his name (as CEO of Gucci, etc) and not his face. She is a smoker. She is also tiny, but is always shown to be very voluptuous. A lot of the movies she has been in, especially in the past 10 years have been aweful (Grown ups). She is possibly religious and has only been married once, which could explain why she didn't leave the hubby after it was proven he cheated many times. She has done a bunch of movies and tv (ugly betty). It is easy for her to ignore the problem since they are rarely in the same country.

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  89. 100% Hayek.

    Husband is a known cheater and has has children with other women (Linda Evangelista and Rachida Dati). Most know his name (as CEO of Gucci, etc) and not his face. She is a smoker. She is also tiny, but is always shown to be very voluptuous. A lot of the movies she has been in, especially in the past 10 years have been aweful (Grown ups). She is possibly religious and has only been married once, which could explain why she didn't leave the hubby after it was proven he cheated many times. She has done a bunch of movies and tv (ugly betty). It is easy for her to ignore the problem since they are rarely in the same country.

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  90. I don't think it's Selma Hayek because she has 10 films in post, and not a lot of Tv.
    Again, I'm probably wrong but how about AnnaPaquin? She's been a smoker, considered almost A list because of the really young age of the Oscar win, and is now b-list because of True Blood. Very petite, and can look like she's gained weight....but the new twins with Stephen Moyer is hard with the NO SEX ever part. But, not leaving-maybe because she is a new mom-or the bisexual part?
    She seems young though to be hanging out with Enty.

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  91. I was going to say Jennifer Garner, but then I reread it and realized that it says the husband is a B list celebrity that no one would recognize. I guess Salma Hayek is a good guess. Tiny, unwatchable movies, was once almost A list, married to a cheater who is a celebrity of sorts (in the fashion world and among the jet set). I assume that since Salma is Mexican she is also Catholic. Some Catholics still consider divorce a big no-no.

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  92. I'm going to throw out Michelle Pfeiffer/David Kelley as a guess with the proviso that I don't really investigate these before I post. She had some great (Baker Boys) and not great (Grease 2) movies when she was younger but Dark Shadows? Really? Watchable?-debatable. Anyway, I really do stink at these so fire away.

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  93. how do these people get anything done if they're always having sex?

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  94. Michelle Pfeiffer was in the remake of Hairspray which was awesome.

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  95. Amanda Peet fits if by tiny enty means very petite boned/slender, it's a great guess but she is 5'6. Her husband would fit the clues too, but not sure how well his name is known --he'd have GoT fans I guess.

    Looking at actresses who you might say have made really bad movies that are almost unwatchable...

    and that have kids and a husband that could be described that way --probably b list celebrity, no one knows who he is, has fans who would know him even if we don't know his face -- only came up with Soleil Moon Frye (husband Jason Goldberg has a production company with Ashton Kutcher) and Elizabeth Shue, husband Davis Guggenheim is a name they'd know and he's a producer too). Wonder which of these are entry's friends?

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  96. Michelle Pfeiffer quit smoking when she turned 30. Over 20 yrs ago. Not her.
    Amanda Peet was close to A list ever? Um, no.
    That is all.

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  97. I thought the old blind item for picking someone up was Natasha lyonne or btirney spears

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  98. Michelle Pfeiffer is and always will be A list, so everyone can just scratch her off this blind list. ;-P

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  99. I'm going to guess Amanda Peet. She's married to David Benioff - he's a writer/producer/director, and Game of Thrones is certainly cultish enough to have fans who know who he is. She was in "The Whole Nine Yards" - enty used that expression in the blind.

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  100. I think Hilary Duff is a great guess, and Enty has hinted in the past that he knows her.

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  101. Gwenyeth was my first thought as well

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  102. Hey himmmm! Looks like your leg is better. Happy for you. How's Florida treating you ;)

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  104. i do not see the "four" in it. Its just the couple, is it?

    Ent says he cheats with "different people". in many other blinds he says cheats with lots of women.

    And instead of "get caught cheating" it says he was caught while "doing what he does" - and got busted.

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  105. This isn't Thandie Newton.

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  106. I, for one, would recognize David Benioff; but then, I'm a huge fan of GoT.

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  107. I do like the Duff guess, as a hockey girl and particularly an OIlers fan, I would TOTALLY know Comrie. Yum.
    I also kept thinking about Ellen Pompeo and Chris whats his nuts but I don't know if she would be A list...

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  108. Amanda Peet was never A list. And no way were GOOPY and Enty ever friends.

    I like the Hayek guess...she has been in those awful Adam Sandler movies recently, Savages sucked, and everyone knows her husband's name but couldn't pick him out of a line up.

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  109. First time poster, Sarah Jessica Parker :)

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    2. Except for the part of people recognizing his name but not his face.

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  110. @pinch, I think they are referring to the girls who throw themselves at the hockey players, just because they are hockey players, not the girls who like the game....

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  111. Garner/Affleck. Cheated with Lively. Etc.

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  112. I think it is Isla Fisher, great drinker and she is always alone with her daughters.

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  113. Cannot be Salma because the blind says children and she ONLY has 1 daughter. I bet Isla Fisher-Borat is the best guess, just fits too well...

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