It is a great headline and when I saw it in Star Magazine, I thought to myself that Eric Johnson is an idiot. He has no job, no job prospects, but lives like a king so why would he want to ruin that? Well, it turns out that this is the same stuff that I talked about when he and Jessica first started going out. When Eric and Jessica started going out, Eric was married. I'm not sure if he is even divorced yet. Anyway, he cheated on his wife with Jessica and at the same time he was having sex with Jessica he was still having sex with his wife. So, yes, he cheated on Jessica, but it was a long time ago, and Jessica has paid Eric so much money since and had a baby with him and made him dress up as Ken so many times that it probably does not matter to her anymore. Of course, this could also be the reason why they have not got married yet.
Dress up as Ken, as in her hair stylist or Barbies bf? I'm almost certain there was a reveal that JS and Ken Paves, the hair guy, were involved in some three ways? Maybe it was a Himmmm reveal.
ReplyDeleteOh god, my eyes!!! Even at the thought!!!!! Mb they just all throw their extentsions on the bed and tangle them up, calling that sex, lol
DeleteGreat visual auntliddy. A bed of hair snakes having sex!!!
DeleteHaha good one auntliddy! I have a half day at work so if I get bored later, I'll go searching for that reveal and re post it here!
DeletePlease rejectedcarebear, please please please find tfhat reveal!
DeleteKarma for her cheating on her first husband. What comes around, goes around.
ReplyDeleteThyre that!
Delete**true that! Lol
DeleteJust read what you wrote rejectedcarebear. Holy crap, I missed that.
ReplyDeleteDid Jessica cheat on Nick? I missed that. With who?!
ReplyDeleteYes she did. No idea with who but he talked about it in that solo album he released after they split.
DeleteI think she was screwing around with bam margera from jackass. or was it johnny knoxville? I hope it was Johnny, but my guy says it was bam. yuck.
DeleteIt was Bam.
DeleteI remember that CB! Maybe someone can find and post.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking Ken the BF bc (to me) it looks like he's wearing a cravats or bow tie in that pic. Although, it could mean I need glasses in a serious way!
Why wouldn't Ken Doll leave his wife for the über rich, giant breasted, sexual napalm that is JS. His wife never had a chance.
With a few people if you believe the rumors.Adam Levine for one and then there are the rumors of the jackass guy.
ReplyDeleteI thought that was after they broke up. Seriously, Adam Levine over Nick? Nick is seriously hard-body hot. Don't know about his personality, but wow, that body. Adam Levine seems like a wimpy little whiner, but of course, I just don't like his music.....
ReplyDeleteThank you Dia! For a moment I thought I had dreamed that reveal.
ReplyDeleteI heard JS cheated with Bam Margera during the filming of Dukes of Hazzard.
Johnny Knoxville **
DeletePeople said Johnny, but it was Bam. Unless she did both.
DeleteIt was Bam. He admitted to it on the Howard Stern show.
DeleteI always heard it was during. She got in crazy shape for hazard, got even more attention and she hadn't been with anyone else, (I actually believed the virgin stuff with her) and realized that she wanted to know what it was like with other people and bam...cheating
ReplyDeleteDidn't she sleep with Dane Cook too? Was that before or after her marriage?
ReplyDeleteShe got married too early and I think her desire to play was only natural. Oh Jess! What a collection of men?!?
ReplyDeleteI had a huge crush on Bam back in the day. He's so trashy. I know!!! But damn, I woulda gone there. Then not now. I watched his stupid show too *sigh*
Woulda with Johnny Knoxville too. Oh my God! Why!?!
DeleteFortunately I have moved on to more mature men like THOR!
Holy hell, me too! I wanted both of them. Even after watching Bam be so mean to his parents on his show. But I have too moved on. To Nordic vampires!
Deletelc - I second the Nordic vampire love. Askars, sigh...
DeleteNow about this guy she's currently with..
ReplyDeleteHow you get him is how you'll lose him. It's called karma darling!
You'd think someone in her position would be wary of all the people just looking to get something out of her. This guy has never come off as anything but a freeloader.
ReplyDeleteI think she married young and missed alot because if her insistance on being a virgin. If she and nick had had a hot affair, eventually it wld hv burned out, no harm, no foul, but instead this pseudo religious crap- mysteriously not a consideration for her next 4 or 5 affairs- skewed her thinking and led to a divorce.
ReplyDeleteauntliddy - she discovered sex and God became a little less important for awhile ;)
DeleteCould not agree with you more Auntliddy
ReplyDeleteIf he was still married and having an affair, I don't think that's cheating on your mistress when you have sex with your wife.
ReplyDeleteStill think she's crazy if she marries him. She has her baby write him a check and show him the door.
ReplyDeleteDiva ladies are often very, very lonely. In Frank Langella's book, Dropped Names, he talks about how terribly lonely Elizabeth Taylor was towards the end of her life. If this guy is her constant companion and makes her feel good, then he's earning every cent she pays him. Better than sitting home alone with her money.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Audrey. If he was married he was cheating ONLY on his wife.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking it was Bam-didnt Bam's dad blab on some radio show? Wow, that seems like a long time ago!
ReplyDeleteOr we could take the tack that God is in sex as it's the most intimate and spiritual thing you can share with a person and say she got RRRRRRREALLY religious.
ReplyDeleteNo one has a perfect relationship and not all of them start off in the way you ever thought they would - lord knows Mr. Disco and I can attest to that - but if there is true love in the relationship, both parties can work toward being the people you want to be together. I tend not to judge too harshly when people have relationship that don't necessarily follow a "traditional" path. Unless I know every detail, it not my place to judge someone else's relationship unless it's some seriously fucked up shit (I'm looking at you Tom Cruise, Chris Brown, etc.). Then I'll break out my vehement, self-righteous, but safely behind a computer rage.
@Audrey & circles - It is cheating if he's told the person he's dating that she's the only person he's sleeping with. Do we know if he and his wife were still really together when he and Jessica got together or was the divorce in process? If there's a divorce in process, people are free to act as they choose, IMO.
ReplyDelete@ discoflux, you're right. And we don't know the details...could go either way, but Enty put a stake in the ground with the post's headline.
ReplyDeleteslightly off-topic - does anyone know if there is a way to get all the Himmmmm posts in one search?
ReplyDeletetype Himmmm in the search box
ReplyDeleteI hate cheaters although I never judge bc I have no idea what goes on in anyone's relationship. BUT I'm kinda happy to hear about a female celeb being the cheater bc it's always a stereotypical douchebag man.
ReplyDeleteI think the "Ken" reference in Enty's post is from when Tony Romo broke up with Jessica just before her birthday party where she was dressing as Barbie and wanted Romo to dress as Ken. Anyone else remember that?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.vh1.com/celebrity/2009-07-13/tony-romo-dumps-jessica-simpson-right-before-barbie-themed-birthday/
ReplyDeletethis thread is exactly why all the regulars left.
ReplyDeleteare you here for Enty or to be fooled again by a No nothing, sitting at home all day researching shit online trying to pretend is an exclusive like Himmm?
Talley Griffith, google it.
Aww Jax, always bringin' the fun.
ReplyDeleteJessica wasn't a virgin when she got married. IIRC Jessica and Nick each had an apartment in the same luxury high-rise. They were living together and because their apartments were in the same building, there was never a revealing "walk of shame" from either one in the morning. Her creepy dad probably came up with the solution, but it's rather clever.
ReplyDeleteUm, Jax, I googled it.....now what? Is Talley Griffith one of the Himmmm's?
ReplyDeleteAlso, I forgot Jessica and Tony Romo dated. That makes me laugh now!
It was both, she phucked Bam & Johnny Knoxville during Dukes timeframe. There was this awesome interview that Nick gave during a tree lighting in NY something along the lines of he married her Bc she was a sausage that he wanted to stuff, they announced their split not long afterwards. If I remember correctly, she stayed a technical virgin until she got married via anal only. I used to love The Newlyweds. That's my excuse for remembering this Tom foolery!
ReplyDeleteI think Jax is referring to one of Himmmms tales about Jessica Simpson and Ken Paves, where she dressed 'incognito' one night, imitated a hooker, then they picked up a client and had a threesome.
ReplyDeleteJessica must be fairly broad minded, if John Mayer called her sexual napalm, we know she was flinging poo for him.
ReplyDeleteallthesun & astrogirl, you have hit the sweet spot. Jessica was technically a virgin when she married Nick in only the most traditional way. She was very skilled, adept & used to bringing guys to orgasm by every other method imaginable. When someone like John Mayer who runs through all manner of groupies willing to do whatever bizarre thing he wants calls Jessica out as the "sexual napalm", that says it all. What did she do that blew his mind, or what hasn't she done? As always ; M
ReplyDeleteIf Enty didn't want Himmmm commenting, then he wouldn't be. Just sayin'
ReplyDeleteEnty would have to delete Himmmm's comments as they posted, which Himmmm does himself half the time. Blogger doesn't let you block commenters.
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