Diddily Piddily Shaken Up In Car Accident

No one wanted medical attention yesterday, but every person involved in the crash which saw Diddy so shaken up that he was forced to lay on the grass for a while did say they were injured. Diddy was being driven by a driver while Diddy looked at himself in the mirror and did his I love myself affirmations when another car tried to make a left turn right in front of Diddy's big Escalade. Not a good idea. Big SUV rammed right into tiny Lexus. I honestly can't believe the person in the Lexus was not really hurt badly. The SUV was crushed. Ambulances came but no one went to the hospital. Diddily Piddily said he would seek his own medical attention which probably involves a team of nurses rubbing him all night long, kind of like Mariah and her 8 hour massages. You didn't know about those? When she can't sleep she hires people to come massage her for 8 hours which she says is as good as sleep.