Chad Johnson Is Dating Again

The world is a crazy place. No matter how much you beat your girlfriends or your wives, apparently if you are famous enough, you can get a date. Chad Johnson was spotted out on a date with A.J. Johnson. Yeah, I know, I had to look her up too. She was in House Party. That was like 30 years ago. She is also approaching 50, so maybe Chad figures if he dates older women they won't mind so much being cheated on everyday or getting beaten if they question him about it. Why would you date him? He is a washed up football player who probably has not been saving his money because he always thought he would save the money from his next contract and now realizes he probably won't get another contract. No network should hire him because he is a wife beater. So, that leaves him with what? Spending the next 50 years retired, wishing how he could have changed things and staring down at the tattoo he got of his ex-wife?