Over the weekend, photos of Mila Kunis sporting what appeared to or could have been or might have been or tabloids hoping it would be, spotted a baby bump on the actress. I am not a big fan of baby bump stories because, more often than not, it is just the wind blowing or an actress actually eating a meal, but the thought of Ashton Kutcher having offspring kind of stopped me in my tracks for a second. More than a second. I can't imagine him having children. Well, I can, but it would be with one of the random women he has picked up and having one of them accidentally getting pregnant. Mila pregnant? By Ashton? Well, the Demi tabloid headlines would certainly be loud for the next nine months. The photo above was taken the day before the baby bump photos. I often find it helpful to look at days before and after to judge. I'm not really seeing anything in this one.
I don't see anything.
ReplyDeleteAlso - I hate how the tabloids get on an actress' back as soon as she bloats or gains weight. Like as if the skeletal body is normal, and anything else must be caused by something.
Ashton and Demi tried for years they say he has slow swimmers..
ReplyDeleteSeems more likely that her age was a factor.
DeleteDear God - noooooooooooooooooooo!
ReplyDeleteDemi's gonna flip out if it's true. Poor lady.
ReplyDeleteI do NOT understand why Mila is with him! Is his penis huge? Is it just because of leftover nostalgia? She was on the cusp of becoming a huge star. Why, Mila, why?
ReplyDelete@butter I know right! I wonder the exact same thing myself. Slightly OT friends with benefits was on last night and Mr Blind came out and said that Mila doesnt do it for him. I practically screamed at him saying "are you mad? She is amazing!"
DeleteI just hope he treats her well... Ok I'm going to ask something - would it be ridiculously naive of me to think that maybe there is a teeny tiny chance he might actually behave? It is Mila
afterall. But then again it is Ashton. Hmmm =\
For some reason I as much as o can't stand demi a part of me can't help but feel pity (not a lot though) I always felt like She knew what she wanted And played the game and married Bruce Willis when he was hitting the A list. It seemed she had her sights set on beings a star not an actor (and as an acting student this really bugged me) and now look where it's gotten her...
There are photos where she is wearing a grey tank top and it does look like she has a bump
ReplyDeleteif you look at pictures from like 10 days ago you can see her stomach and it's flat. the daily mail is just making shit up.
DeleteStupid for tabloids to speculate on pregnancy. What if she is & loses the baby? How will she feel reading about it all over the news? Ridiculous. I feel bad for actresses under this kind of scrutiny
ReplyDelete@ButterKwup - Yes, exactly. I really like Mila and I'm trying to still like her, but it's becoming difficult.
ReplyDeleteI don't think she's preggers. She was wearing vertical striped and probably just had lunch. Voila! Baby bump!
ReplyDeleteThey won't last. It's like that high school crush you always dreamed about but the reality is just all kinds of bad. I give them 3-6 more months or whenever she starts her next film.
I hope Mila dumps him first when they break up - it will be good for his soul.
ReplyDeleteAnd my boyfriend wonders why I worry he'll think I'm fat after five cans of Diet Coke? The non-stop scrutiny of petite women like Mila Kunis for daring to sport a dreaded bump.
ReplyDeletei see nothing but i can see Kutcher with his own kids (Moore-Willis kids seem to love him)
ReplyDeleteYes, his penis is rumored to be huge. He is a big guy so I can see that.
ReplyDeleteAs for Mila - with all the speculation about her weight yesterday, and the notes that she tends to gain around her middle, I think she's probably about as pregnant as I am - which is a food baby. :(
if that's a 'baby bump' right now, after lunch for me, im 4 months along with twins :P
ReplyDeletedia papaya that's what I think, Mila probably had a crush on him at an impressionable age. Now she's old enough, not with Culkin and he's not with Demi - a match made in TV "high school". Who knows how long they'll last but I don't judge her for it, she's human.
ReplyDeleteA majority of women don't start showing until the 4th month of pregnancy. It's rather amusing that the tabloids jump on the baby bump train so quickly when a majority of the time it's nothing more than a poor choice in clothing or weight gain,
ReplyDeleteGMAFB. It was probably a food baby that she delivered 4-6 hours later in a brief 20 minute labor.
ReplyDelete@discoflux
ReplyDeleteI so had that image of her on the pot in my mind while reading that. Thanks for that laugh!
Can't stand Ashton (and still LoVe Mila), but must say, he was very, very good to the Willis daughters, and they love him more than their mother..
ReplyDeleteI like that- a food baby, lol
ReplyDeletei don't see it on this pic. i saw one yesterday but it's probably just food bloat
ReplyDeleteAargghh! My pet peeves: baby bump speculation and pregnancy weight loss shaming. So sick of the misogyny.
ReplyDeleteWell, according to all the strippers, porn stars and random ratchets he cheated on Demi with, he doesn't use protection. So if Mila's pregnant:
ReplyDelete1. she's a fool for having sex without protection..especially with this fool!
2. she must really love the idiot
Hee, I've been sporting a baby bump for about 7 years. I think it's because of my love of bacon and chocolate. And chocolate-covered bacon.
ReplyDeleteIt looks like she just bought tampons. It's possible to still get pregnant on your period, but I think she's just bloated. Btw, as crappy as it sounds, I was Team Mila before the Kootcher, but her stock has plummeted. I can't with her now. You are the company you keep, ask Lilo, Paris, etc.
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one who thinks that Ashton would be a great dad??
ReplyDeleteGood eye, Jazzy. You're like freaking Sherlock Holmes, seeing the obvious that we all missed!
ReplyDeleteI think Ashton would be a good dad too. He's a douche but would adore his offspring.
ReplyDeleteDon't throw things at me .. But I think as Ashton grows up he's maturing a bit. He's not nearly so annoying to me. Yes he got caught " cheating " on Demi but it was long over before then .. Their Kabbalah camping trip after the tabloid frenzy was just for show. He said and did a lot of immature things over the years but I blame that on the fast onslaught of fame and money. And now that he's not with his fame whoring wife he seems really low key. He's a savvy business man who's made MILLIONS in investments alone .. Oh gods.. Am I defending him? The horror! I fucking love Mila Kunis and if she was preggo I would be stoked. I'm due in June so any babies on the way now i take a special interest in.. Maybe that's why I'm defending Ashton?! Eee gads my hormones must be raging!
ReplyDeleteI HATE BABY BUMP SPECULATION!!!
ReplyDeleteWomen in the media have an ideal weight/size, and a woman better not deviate! She can gain or lose about 5-7 pounds before it's a problem. She gains 10 lbs., she's either a "fat cow" or pregnant. She loses 10 lbs., she's anorexic or on drugs.
On Monday, the media will be all over her for her weight shift of +10 or -10 (see Lady Gaga butt photo, Mila's baby bump, or Nicole Richie anorexia). On Tuesday, they'll run the story of a plus-size model that everyone else on earth would call thin.
Wednesday will bring a story of the horrors of anorexia and how girls develop eating disorders because of what they see in media. Thursday, it continues with a story about the cruel things said to a woman who grew up overweight, and how terrible the media can be. Friday will be a rehash, and Monday restarts the cycle.
It's a SCAM. If they really cared about the damage they do, they'd stop effin' doing it.
So it s full moon, she s buying tampons and having water retention?
ReplyDeleteI won t start knitting baby stuff for her just yet!
Well I'm qualified! I'm a midwife who's taken care of pregnant Moms for 16 years and I say "only if she's under 12 weeks". Otherwise, nope!
ReplyDeletePS: When I said above that I hate the baby bump speculation, I mean when the media invents it, not regular folks discussing the stories. :)
ReplyDeleteI realized it read weird, so I wanted to clarify. Just in case, I didn't want anybody to think I was insulting people for commenting!