I think that if I were Robert and Amanda Larrivee of Florida, I would just admit to stealing. The siblings were arrested at a sports bar at the Basketball Hall Of Fame in Springfield, Mass. Police say they were trying to steal a television from the bathroom in the bar. The siblings say they were not trying to steal the television, but had simply gone to the bathroom to have sex with each other. Yes, that is what they said. Police are not convinced though and say there is evidence that the pair tried to remove the television from the bathroom. Robert was also charged with threatening a police officer. There is no way I would admit to sleeping with my sibling just to try and get out of some petty crime. Now the whole world will wonder how long the 38 year old brother and 30 year old sister have been having sex.
So let me get this straight, they're from Florida but in the bowels of Central Mass. Mmmmm'kay.
ReplyDeleteWhat The Florida strikes again!!!
ReplyDeleteMy theory is that they threw out the sex excuse, thinking they would just walk, the cops didn't buy it, arrested them, THEN it was discovered they were siblings. Oh, and way to go, Florida!!
ReplyDeleteI'm going with went in the bathroom to have sex, noticed the tv and tried to steal it.
ReplyDeleteFrufra - that theory makes more sense then being like, "Hey cops - we're brother and sister and we're tooooooooooootally doing it!"
ReplyDelete@Frufra
ReplyDeleteGreat theory.
Maybe it because I'm a germ freak, but the idea of touching anything in a bar bathroom (no matter how valuable it might be) totally skeeves me out, let alone bringing that nastiness back to my house.
ReplyDeleteThis should have happened in Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love
ReplyDelete@Seachica - snort! Good one - I nearly did a spit take!
ReplyDelete@Cathy - it's like the Seinfeld where George took the book into the bathroom at Brentano's and it was forever "marked" as a bathroom book.
ReplyDeleteMakes me think of Joe Dirt.
ReplyDelete"I'm yer sister! I'm yer sister!"
Part of me wonders, if they do indeed engage in sexual relations with one another on a regular basis... how long has it been happening? He's 8 years older than her, so who knows how the whole thing got started. It's just all so spine chillingly icky.
Of course, that's assuming they actually are screwing siblings (as opposed to kissing cousins?) and not just making up a REALLY fucked up excuse for trying to steal a nasty ass bathroom bar television.
ReplyDeleteOh Florida....what the hell is wrong with you!?!?
ReplyDeleteLet's be fair now - perhaps they've lived in Ma. for years - long enough for the Florida crazy to rub off and the Ma. crazy to take hold.
ReplyDeleteI support Frufra's theory because otherwise my mind collapses in on itself and I can't stop shuddering in horror. Seriously, people.
ReplyDeletecrackheads don't care too much about reputation
ReplyDeleteIf I was the cop I'd be like ok prove it, make out right now. Then the brother and sister would kiss ala Michael Scott and Oscar
ReplyDeleteLmao
ReplyDeleteYou now what really sucks here . They both look pretty good and could easily find more appropriate partners
ReplyDelete@katsm, hahaha!
ReplyDeleteMy stepfather tells a story about his buddy who tried to get out of the army (Vietnam era) by claiming to be gay. The commanding officer--so the story goes--said "okay then, if you're a homosexual suck my dick right now." And the guy couldn't/wouldn't do it and didn't get to go home.
Don't know if it's true but I always thought that was pretty funny.
@figgy- I dont think that's funny at all. I think it's fucked up.
ReplyDeletePlease let Frufra be correct. Eesh.
ReplyDeleteActually @Lori, you're right--it is fucked up. I never thought about it really until I saw @katsm's funny comment, but upon further reflection, yes, this was awful of the commanding officer. *sheepish*
ReplyDeleteBlagggghhhh! No matter what the truth of it is, these two just saved me some lunch money today.
ReplyDeleteThat's just plain disgusting if it is true...and stupid for them to admit that, if it's not true. Gross. I would rather admit to stealing a TV.
ReplyDeletegross and why is there a television in the bathroom??
ReplyDeleteI'm convinced Frufra is correct.
ReplyDeleteThat's hella gross.
ReplyDeletei hope to Great Cthulhu that Frufra is correct and I don't wanna know all the germs that are permanently embedded on that TV. yuck, people. Have some class from where you steal from!
ReplyDeleteAlso make sure you hope to the Great Ones. Beware Abdul. :)
DeleteFlorida has all of the absurd criminals, but the Pacific Northwest has all of the serial killers.
ReplyDeleteSeachica, good one.
ReplyDeletePeople never cease to amaze/disgust me. Just when you thought you’ve heard it all, a story like this pops up.
ReplyDeleteAnd, seriously? Did they think they could walk out of a bar with a friggin TV? The lengths Crackheads will go.
Seriously, Florida again?
ReplyDeleteNot to offend any upstanding Floridians, but maybe one of the universities should test the water or something.
I dunno, that girl's face totally reads "I'm Busted" to me.
Settle down everyone.. the charges against her have been dropped and the incident is not as it was reported
ReplyDeletehttp://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/2012/10/charges_against_amanda_larrive.html
Whoa, thank goodness. This is what happens when we take Enty's word for something and don't get all the facts. Whoops. :-/
ReplyDeleteNo kidding! Thanks for doing the legwork, aLilyWithThorns.
ReplyDeleteMy first thought was the same as Frufa's - they were pretending to be a couple, but jeez, with the same last name they could have said they were husband and wife, couldn't they? They didn't have to admit to being siblings. Yeeech.
ReplyDeleteWell regardless of the fact that the initial story wasn't true, the sister is really cute. Is it okay if I imagine her having sex with someone other than her brother?
ReplyDeleteHer sister maybe?
Their parents must be very proud.
ReplyDeleteOh Florida....what has become of you?!
ReplyDeletethey were having sex.and stealing a television.
ReplyDeletespringfield is the florida of massachusetts.
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