Monday, October 22, 2012

Blind Item #4

What two celebrity sisters who used to be way more famous than they are now got into a huge knockdown drag out fight. It seems that the younger sister is jealous of the attention the older, more famous sister gets. The older sister told the younger sister that she needs to lay off the coke. The younger sister told the older sister that her significant other is cheating on her and hit on the younger sister when he was drunk. The older sister told the younger sister that she should get a job and stop just basically f**king for money with some guy you don't even really like and leeching off the rest of the family. And this was on a Sunday. During the day.

83 comments:

Awesome Slut said...

i smell hilton sisters.

Unknown said...

Simpsons?

Cathy said...

Simpsons, for sure.

Char said...

I thought Simpsons, but Hiltons could work too.

Darkmyst said...

Can you really see Paris telling anyone to lay off the coke? That's like the pot calling the kettle black.

Char said...

Although, hmm I can't imagine Paris telling anyone to lay off coke, so, back to Simpsons.

Shocky said...

Totally Elizabeth and Jessica Wakefield

Britney Shears said...

Nicky Hilton is way classier than Paris (I get that that's not saying a whole lot), no chance this is them. My vote is for Simpsons.

Lauren said...

Well played.

Allison said...

For giggles, I'm going to say the Fanning sisters.

Alumnibear said...

Simpsons! Because of the Sunday clue- their dad was once a minister wasn't be?

Cathy said...

The whole Sunday reference is because the Simpsons are so "religious"

FSP said...

Simpsons make sense.

Unknown said...

Either the Simpson or the Duff sisters

mell61 said...

I'm prepared for this to be a Karkrashian, but simpson look slightly more likely!

Alumnibear said...

Simpsons! Because of the Sunday clue- their dad was once a minister wasn't be?

Hammer_Girl said...

What about the girl from 90210. I think her younger sister is named Angel?

Awesome Slut said...

wait, wait - i like the DUFF sisters suggestion above. i switch to that.

Amber said...

Simpsons - Enty has already posted recently about Eric or whatever his name is cheating on Jessica. Ashlee is quite the drinker, and her SUPER svelte frame could be sponsored in part by Coke Diet.

Amber said...

Hayley Duff is the older sister, and she's nowhere near as famous as Hilary. The blind says the older sister is more famous.

Cathy said...

The problem with the Duff sisters is that Hillary is the more famous one, but she's younger.

Cathy said...

@Amber - jinx!

Sugar said...

Choo Choo! Totally on the Simpson train! Poor little Bronx.

lc said...

It's either MK and Ashley Olson (I think A is older than MK by a few minutes) or Hailey and Hilary Duff. But the Hiltons could be it also.

Kelly said...

Duff sisters. They're always fighting.

The Real Dragon said...

Sisterly Love!

The Real Dragon said...

If hilary duff was on Coke her ass would have been skinny after giving birth. I doubt its the duffster!

The Simpson more like it

Calla said...

Except for the "used to be way more famous than they are now" part, I would totally want to guess the Middletons on this one.
But because of that, I agree with Simpsons.

Dramamonkey said...

I also vote the Olsens. Ashley is jealous that MK is getting more attention bc of dating Oliver Sarkozy!

Amanda said...

Miami Housewives Joanna and Marta

meredith said...

I co-sign with January Girl.

Cecilia00 said...

Isn't Haylie the older Duff? If so this isn't them. Simpsons is my guess too

Karen said...

@Sarah, it's totally the Wakefield twins--those four minutes in between them make all the difference.

But, really, this is the Simpsons.

CantHaveMyPurse said...

How does Enty hear this stuff? Musta been an assistant who saw the whole thing go down. Fascinating...oh, and yeah, its the Simpsons...definitely...

Anonymous said...

Jessica and Ashley Simpson.

annabella said...

neither of the olsens is leeching off of the family, they are both wealthy beyond imagination. so it can't be them.

and, who heard the conversation anyhow? a fly on the wall?

allaboutkelli said...

Ashlee Simpson is dating that actor from Boardwalk Empire, who I doubt is rich enough to give her that much money.

FrenchGirl said...

simpsons'sisters

Jihane-Fatim said...

ashlee and jessica simpson

PugsterMom said...

It's the Duffs. This is an old story about them.

AKM said...

I read this as the Olsens, but the Simpsons fit, too, especially with the Sunday reference.

Ari said...

I read this as the Hiltons

Kelly Simmons said...

It's funny that there's so damn many famous sisters.

MISCH said...

the Olsen's are beyond millionaires....

Anonymous said...

Beyonce & Solange?

Cryscee said...

Ahh what happened to my post. This is definitely the Simpson girls. Ashlee had that song on her album about being in Jessica's shadow growing up because of Jessica's singing career. That living in a shadow song. I could see her being jealous of the current attention on Jessica.

supapimp said...

I need to see their teeth.

parissucksliterally said...

SIMPSON Sisters.

Andy said...

The Olsens are doing bangup business as fashionistas and will for the rest of their lives. Ain't them.

I'm on board for the Simpsons. Ashlee is doing nothing. Jess is famous for her weight these days.

Anonymous said...

I vote for Duff sisters, and the younger/older one being changed around by Enty.

Anonymous said...

I vote for Duff sisters, and the younger/older one being changed around by Enty.

Jules said...

Definitely the Duff sisters... as soon as he said "coke"....

Katie said...

Simpsons. Jessica also had a song called "my Sunday" about romo.

Aoife said...

Fancyscreenname said...
Beyonce & Solange?
====================
Hee!

Simpson;s just seems too easy. What about the Fanning girls? Or the Olsens? Twins are notorious for being at odds.

Heatherforecast said...

I just hope it's not Olivia de Haviland and Joan Fontaine.

AndyCane said...

Not the Duffs because there is no way Hayley has ever been more famous than Hilary. My guess is the Simpsons

yodelay said...

The Simpsooons. *cue Bart on his skateboard*

yodelay said...

Well you can't blame Elizabeth. Jessica totally slept with her man!

L said...

"woohoo!!" **jumps on Simpsons' train**

1Jazzimom said...

Simpson girls...somehow it seems another dad has ruined his kids. Why does Jess have to have her guy on her payroll..to cheat on her? Ashlee has always seemed lost!

a non a miss said...

Haha that was awesome Sarah!

artemis said...

Sweet Valley High!

Jamie 2 said...

How can you all have failed to recognize Joan and Jackie Collins?

Krissie said...

Simpsons. I've always heard they secretly hate each other. The only reason they used to pose together all the time was for the publicity. Also Ashlee got seriously thin seriously fast and it's been rumored that was due to drugs.

All about Eve said...

The blind says the older sister was more famous and there's no way Hailey who's the oldest was more famous than Hilary.

misspoppypants said...

That is awesome, except Jessica got into that horribly abusive relationship when she was a freshman in college, right off the bat when she lost her virginity. Elizabeth and Tom waited, and he became verbally abusive later. Jess went wild first, much more of the coke type. Elizabeth started going wild towards the end when she stole Jess's boyfriend. All that's irrelevant though because I believe Elizabeth is five minutes older.

misspoppypants said...

@supapimp, lol.
Olsens, is one of them more famous? Which one is older? Who has an old issue of Tiger Beat laying around?

OnionRing said...

The Wakefield reference is enough to make me post for the first time.

Hi everybody!

EGB said...

These sweet valley references are way better than that terrible sweet valley confidential that I can't believe I read...you guys are awesome!
And just because we are talking sisters, what about the Zooey and Emily Deschanel? Even though I'm pretty sure it's the Simpsons...

Shocky said...

Yay, I'm pleased there is so much Sweet Valley love! Team Jessica, btw

sleep_deprived said...

I mostly lurk...elizabeth is older by like minutes....anyone read the new sweet valley that came out a year or two ago?

mooshki said...

LOL, Sarah! I loved the books and the show as well, even though I was way too old for either.

Sunny said...

No one has said Michael K's old favorites?
The LANDERS sisters!

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/showphoto.php/photo/123100/si/Lander

elle said...

Totally the Simpson's. Pretty obvious Ashlee has always been jealous of Jessica.. and got all that plastic surgery to look like her plus she is super super skinny these days. A massive coke habit would not be unlikely.

CanadianMiss said...

I immediately thought of the Duff sisters.

daustinb said...

Zsa Zsa & Eva Gabor for the WIN!

Anna said...

Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis, weary of Lee Radziwell partying away all of her money. (Enty found one of Truman Capote's snarky old letters to friends, and blew off the dust.)

ATLBrvMom said...

Olsens fo sho.

Amy in MI said...

No, but I had every sweet valley high book when I was a kid! I though it was Todd that Elizabeth married? I liked Jessica and Nicholas together :(

FalseProfit said...

The Sisters Hudgens. I hear they're both whores.

jgirl828 said...

The Simpson sisters.

jgirl828 said...

NOT the Hilton sisters people. Nicki is older, but she certainly isn't more famous!!

Unknown said...

The Richards,Kim and kyle

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