Blind Item #4 - Easy Easy Easy
This C list actress who can barely act, but keeps getting jobs because of her A list name recognition and boyfriend has been in this spot several times recently and has been causing drama as recently as this week which is only two days old. Our actress wanted to look cool and smart so decided a museum would be the best course of action. The problem is that no one might recognize her if she went and her campaign to show people how smart she is would backfire and she would be stuck in a museum she had no desire to see. What to do? Hire some bodyguards and a photographer. Voila. Instant notice and then because the crowds were just too much, she can leave the museum she didn't want to go to in the first place after a short amount of time. Mission accomplished.
Jessica Biel again? if so she's even more lame than i thought.
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ReplyDeleteThanks @eris the pics make me hate her even MORE than this story! Look what she's wearing! She gets dressed up in her coolest French artsy clothes for a culture filled day at the museo. She's got this smirk on her face like 'YES my plan worked I fooled all of you!' look at her fucking hair. She never wears it like this. And she never wears black. This is such an insult. She's the lame white girl Bai Ling.
Deletejessica biel at D'Orsay museum in paris yesterday
ReplyDeleteI guess the bangs aren't the only shitty thing about JB.
ReplyDelete@ lola- TOTALLY agree about those curtain bangs. What stylist would say that's a good idea?
ReplyDeleteThis is just so fucking pathetic. Ew. I used to like her, now she just reeks of desperation. Shame. I still pine for JT, though.
BTW-- i'd kill to get to see that museum in my lifetime.
ReplyDeleteOMG. These shenanigans KILL me -- almost as much as those gawdawful bangs.
ReplyDeleteShe is such a giant waste.
ReplyDeleteSad, many people would love to vist Paris but never get the chance.
ReplyDeletePlease tell me Jessica Biel isn't this basic.
ReplyDeleteMb they are clip on bangs!
ReplyDeleteWhy do people don't like Jessica biel? I think I know why now
ReplyDeleteWhen the Musee d'Orsay was closed for renovations last year, the de Young in SF had many of their masterpieces, it was an incredible exhibit. I could only hope to see this in Paris!
ReplyDeleteOk now I fucking hate that bitch.
ReplyDeleteBiel all the way and the link provided above by "Eris Hilton" confirms this!
ReplyDeleteseems like a lot of work for nothing. i wouldn't have made a good celeb.
ReplyDeleteI'm so ashamed I thought she was hot in the beginning
ReplyDeleteand I bragged to people that she bought a beach house in my town. I'd rather she just be a drunken ass than be fake pretending to be into stuff that I love and live!!!
Biel...all the way. She's a piece of work.
ReplyDeleteSad.
ReplyDeleteDAT ASS THO! It's undeniable.
ReplyDeleteHahaha! i know, that outfit is ridiculous. Surprised she didn't go with a beret while she was at it.
ReplyDeleteLOLLL A BERET!!!! With a baguette under her arm
DeleteExactly. Would be thrilled to travel. Sigh.
ReplyDeleteBiel seems so...bland. One-dimensional. Does JT just not want to be outshined?
The Ass is spectacular, I have to admit. But, and this is a big but, (lol) she seems like a full on lesbian. Remember the blind about the relationship that was born in the publicists office is now real? I believe that to be about JB and JT, but why would he need a cover? This museum stunt is just sad, and reeks of desperation. Find a real job Jessica, the Hollywood thing is not for you girl.
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ReplyDeleteWhy does she keep getting roles? In pretty major movies?
ReplyDeleteMaybe she's simply a "name" who comes cheap?
Paris was totally wasted on this trick. I would love to go back so I can see and eat everything I missed last time. Musee d"Orsay is such a treat. I loved seeing works up close and personal that I had only seen in books. Isn't JT tired of her yet?
ReplyDeleteThe best part is the other leather outfit she's sporting in the daily mail link...like 4 different leather items. hideous.
ReplyDeleteAs everyone said above, I would LOVE to go to Musse d' Osray. And not wait in lines. And have someone else pay for everything.
ReplyDeleteAnyone with working eyeballs should easily find a half-dozen enjoyable things to look upon at the D'Orsay. This horrible poser should be compelled to pay the admission for 100 poor french children.
ReplyDeleteWow, she could have actually gone and seen some art and enjoyed herself. That was pretty stupid. And hey, just cuz you go to a museum people don't automatically think you're genius material.
ReplyDeleteOMG, the bangs are clip on? Seriously??
ReplyDeleteThat studded outfit: WTF was she thinking?
PATHETIC!!!!
ReplyDeleteShe gets roles because she is engaged to Timberfake. When that beard gets shaved off..so will her career.
ReplyDeleteWhat a dim bulb this one is, huh ? Jessica Biel, obviously.
ReplyDeleteShe looks even duller than usual with those dopey bangs !
I would love to go to that museum!
ReplyDeleteThis is one of those "blinds" that makes me crazy, because Enty pretends he has so much information that he clearly doesn't. Anyone could read that DM story and make this up. Biel was in a museum? Probably set it up so people would think she's smart! I don't buy for a second that Enty has connections with FRENCH PAPARAZZI that would have tipped him off to the setup.
ReplyDelete(And no, I don't know why I keep reading this site either. I only comment to complain about how fake the blinds are. I'm sorry, I irritate myself too.)
Enty definitely seems to have something against Biel. I don't have much of an opinion about her, but Enty seems to hate her.
ReplyDeleteLook, the bitch is hot. I couldn't give a rats ass if she wants to beard for Timberlake, but I will never understand how she manages to dress herself so badly!
ReplyDeleteShe has one of the best bodies in Hollywood, but she layers that shit up and cuts her hair in the worst way possible. Sort it out! Wear jeans and a singlet if you can't figure out how to dress yourself and let your body do the talking! GET A STYLIST FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! One who doesn't think vomitng the whole look on you is a good idea. All leather? Or all studs like the other day? STOP IT!
@Marie, LOL!
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ReplyDeleteYou get double love from me. Awesome post and I couldn't agree with your comments from the other thread about slut-shaming being the new black (the "January Jones" blind. When people bring it up, I'm looking back and forth like WHERE? Where? I'm not seeing it
oops! Couldn't agree MORE with your comments. Big omission :)
ReplyDeletePathetique.
ReplyDeleteso PATHETIC
ReplyDeletethe musee d'Orsay is AMAZING, how can anybody not enjoy it is beyond me!! all the mythical degas, van gogh, renoirs, etc are there. this b!tch probably didn't even have to wait the +45min queue the rest of us mortals have too :P
ahahahahaa Wait....hahahahaa...People think you're smart if you go to a museum? hahahaha Oh, that is priceless. What an idiot! Does she wear glasses as well? So people will think she is smart? hahaha
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