National talk show host - We should go get some dinner after this is over
B list actress w/ child known for her high profile boyfriends, her looks, her views and getting naked- Aren't you in a relationship?
National talk show host - Yeah, but she knows I need my space and that I need time to see other people. It just gets old at home with the kid and everything. Besides, I heard that you were fun and this could be just a hookup. I'm not looking to get married or anything. Just you and me and some dinner and then we can find a hot tub and get naked.
Our talks show host then interrupts this monologue to take a call from his significant other and tells her he loves her and then continues with the actress who can't shut her mouth at all. Then they go on the air and he pretends nothing happened.
Oh, man, I hate to even think this, but Jenny McCarthy is on Dr. Oz today...
ReplyDeleteMatt Lauer and....
ReplyDeleteLetterman and whoever.
ReplyDeleteOh, definitely Jenny McCarthy...but who's the host?
ReplyDeleteDavid Letterman. No idea who the actress is.
ReplyDeleteLove the Dr Oz - Jenny McCarthy guess!!
ReplyDeleteI read it as Larry King for the talk show host. No guess for the rest because I ran away throwing up in my mouth picturing it
ReplyDeleteDefinitely Jenny McCarthy. I like the Letterman guess, since it sounds like the guy only has one kid, but does she have any recent/upcoming appearances on his show?
ReplyDeleteit sounds like the person only has 1 kid but dr oz has 4 and he's in his 50s i would think his kids would be in their late teens/ early twenties, anyone know how old oz's kids are?
ReplyDeleteHis daughter is on The Chew. I think she is mid 20s
DeleteIsn't "B-list actress" being kind to Jenny McCarthy? I'd consider her to be a B-list celebrity and a C-list actress, but that's just me. In either case, I think this is probably her.
ReplyDeleteJenny and Conan.
ReplyDeleteConan has 2 kids.
DeleteAhhh I wasn't sure. I seen her on his show this past week and it was the only one I could think of. I hope it's not him- I love him!
DeleteI thought it could be him too but since he has 2 kids phew lol I love him too!
DeleteTotally letterman. Creep.
ReplyDeleteI agree that it is Jenny McCarthy on every point except one: "B list actress." That's ridonkulous.
ReplyDeleteIt sounds like the talk show host isn't married - significant other, relationship, not looking to get married....
ReplyDeleteAccording to this, Jenny McCarthy hasn't been on Letterman since November 30, 1999.
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Jenny was on Conan on October 2nd, according to some quick googling. Not recently with Dave, if my google is correct.
ReplyDeleteBut Conan has kidS plural...maybe it's an obfuscation.
I really like Conan, I would be sad if he were so inclined with the likes of just anyone (Jenny McCartney being a sad barometer of taste in women that is).
Jimmy Kimmel would almost fit - he's engaged, rather than married and has two kids from a previous marriage - one is 21 and the other is 19 - maybe just the younger one lives with him?
ReplyDeleteDefinitely Jenny McCarthy for the actress...though, I wouldn't consider her a B list actress. She's more of a C list with B list name recognition.
ReplyDeleteJenny and AC Slater
ReplyDeleteJenny and Mario Lopez
ReplyDeleteCould not shut her mouth, as in shocked, or as in running it?
ReplyDeleteThat said, no idea.
Jenny and Mario Lopez...http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2214876/Jenny-McCarthy-charms-Mario-Lopez-low-cut-curve-hugging-dress.html
ReplyDeleteFSP got it first. DEFINITELY Jenny and Slater. God, what a douchebag.
ReplyDeleteYay, MBk! Thanks for that. I'm so relieved it's someone I already thought was a douche - Mario - and not someone I liked - Conan.
ReplyDeleteWas she on Jimmy Fallon? I'm pretty that other blind about a squeaky clean late night host cheating on his wife was him. I'm going with Jimmy.
ReplyDeleteJimmy Fallon doesn't have a kid.
ReplyDeleteJenny and Mario, I'll go with that guess. They deserve each other.
ReplyDeleteJenny McCarthy & Piers Morgan
ReplyDeletejmccarthy & jeff probst?
ReplyDeleteErlacher could pound the living SNOT outta any of these guys y'all are mentioning.
ReplyDeleteThat's if he and Jenny are still even an item.
They are not. Split a month or so ago.
DeleteJenny McCarthy said she was single on Access Hollywood yesterday, so Erlacher appears to no longer be a factor -- and just for fun I'll throw in Billy Bush.
ReplyDeleteOOOOooooh, I like the Jenny (definitely her) and Mario Lopez guess! He is the biggest sleaze out there.
ReplyDelete...tho he does also set off my gaydar, and I wonder if he isn't over-compensating...?
What about billy bush and jenny? they were hanging yesterday...
ReplyDeleteJenny and Slater are almost too good of a guess. Too 'of course!'. That being said, it's probably them. Don't like either of them.
ReplyDeleteMatt Lauer and someone....
ReplyDeleteJenny and Urlacher broke up at least a month ago. It was short lived.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2214876/Jenny-McCarthy-charms-Mario-Lopez-low-cut-curve-hugging-dress.html
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ReplyDeletehahahaha! this is exactly how i imagine things. cold, deliberate and base.
ReplyDeleteI am on the Jeff probst train!
ReplyDeleteSlightly OT but did Dave sleep with the 'Will It Float' girls or Grinder girl? They have not been on his show since he went public with his affair. Up until then there were on practically every night.
ReplyDeleteCalling her B-List is INSANE...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.okmagazine.com/photos/hot-shots/jenny-mccarthy-looks-ravishing-red-extra-tv-appearance?page=5
My first thought was David Letterman. This could be a VOB (Very Old Blind).
ReplyDeleteWho is A.C. Slater?
It looks like it could be Jenny McCarthy and Slater but my first thought was Matt Lauer. He's known for stuff like this.
ReplyDeleteElizabeth Hasslebeck and Bill O'Reilly - He was on the view today.
ReplyDeleteDon't think it's Letterman. From what I've read about his affairs, he doesn't go for that type. More for women who are his inferiors. There's a reason he was caught cheating with an intern. Even with all his money and fame, he'd probably be too insecure to hit on someone like Jenny McCarthy.
ReplyDeleteMario Lopez has a talk show?
ReplyDeleteEwww sleezy!
ReplyDeleteCo-signing on Jenny McCarthy and Mario Lopez. He is skeevy, and I can see her being sassy enough to call him on it.
ReplyDeleteIts jenny mccarthy, as the other blind relates to her and jim carrey. I have a feeling enty knows her or someone close to her
ReplyDeleteIf it is Jenny, not sure why she'd be surprised. She's notorious for sniffing out the owner of the highest rung in the room. If he could help her career, she'd be all over it.
ReplyDeleteMango, since no one answered you earlier, I think A.C. Slater was Mario's character's name on Saved By the Bell.
ReplyDeleteWarning: Going OT. Long, long time ago in [maybe - Yikes!] TV Guide? [To show my high-brow lit reads.] Letterman is relaxing/chilling on his producer's Malibu deck at sundown long after he's established in NYC.
ReplyDeleteDave, ever the Ball State/local weatherman/stand-up comic for many years. "Oh, Gawwwwdddddd, i wish i could afford something like this."
Producer: "Uhhhhh, Dave, you could!"
I loved him before this, but this cemented it. He's small town/small time in his own mind and can't believe what he's attained.
This reeks of Lauer!
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