Blind Item #2
It has finally happened. What I predicted might happen someday looks like it might happen. This former reality star is pregnant and in discussions with a company to name her baby after a product in the company. The baby then would be the face of the company for a certain amount of time, and then the mother for a period beyond that.
Elizabeth Hasselbleech. (I don't think it is her, I just like typing "Hasselbleech.)
ReplyDeleteI just hope it's a condom company.
ReplyDeleteHolly Madison
ReplyDeleteI think "Breast Pump" would make a lovely name.
ReplyDeleteWell, lets hope Tila Tequila doesn't birth out a little Jose Cuervo...
ReplyDeleteThis screams Heidi and Spencer to me
ReplyDeleteMegan Fox
ReplyDeleteHERP DERP She's not reality, nvm.
DeleteJust remembered a BI where everyone guessed BAG wanted to do that.
Just want to state here and now: whatever company does this, I will boycott their product and boycott anything this "star" appears in. People are becoming absolutely shameless.
ReplyDeleteI think it's Holly Madison, and the product will be Charmin flush-able moist wipes. Now in a pocket-pack for whore bath wherever you end up!
ReplyDeleteI just laughed so loud at 'whore bath' my neighbors dog started barking! lmaoooooo
DeleteLmfao!!!!! Hahahahahaha good call
DeleteYou know it's going to be slick...The baby's name will be announced - then the company will say they were "inspired" by the child to name a product after them, or it will be made to appear a happy coincidence
ReplyDeleteHeidi and spencer naming their future baby Gerber. But I'd rather see them name the kid WhatA
ReplyDeleteIt think Heidi's had too much work, her body's not capable of carrying a baby.
ReplyDeleteYes, libby...because haha the internetz gossip sites must all be kid friendly.
ReplyDeleteSo tired of people's assumption they have the right to never be offended in any way anywhere they may roam.
Get a grip, LK. Libby was ferencing her own comment, not calling someone out on saying it. Geez.
ReplyDelete*referencing! It's not a good day to be my phone's keyboard ugh.
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ReplyDeletelauren conrad. i say her because she's the only one who is remotely likable and she has a history of selling products to middle america (kohl's sells a TON of stuff with her name on it). kohl conrad actually sounds pretty good.
ReplyDeleteUm, no, it's not me....*wink wink*
Deletethis rings a bell with the Megan Fox blinds with her husband as the controlling guy who wants to pimp the baby. Do you guys agree??
ReplyDeleteIt is so lame though jeje
I can't imagine Megan Fox promoting anything other than cocaine, though.
ReplyDeleteNotNowIronman, the point was the thought process that it's not ok to use whatever words you please. I didn't say anything about libby calling anyone out.
ReplyDeleteSo, here again is the point: Use whatever words you like in whatever situation you choose to use them. Period.
Reading comprehension works far better than the jump to conclusions mat you tossed out.
Wow, an Office Space reference! You're so cool <3
DeleteHere is a good point, too: If someone uses a term, then thinks, "hmm I wonder if there's another way to say that?" It's quite alright, and no reason to jump on them.
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DeleteKim K
ReplyDeleteHolly Madison sounds right to me. She will name the kid Subway, and once he talks he will end every sentence with "eat fresh". Yes, it's been done but I can see it happening.
ReplyDeleteKim, naming her baby Kwick Trim.
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ReplyDelete@Beth, that was hilarious.
ReplyDelete@libby, we always called those "Hobo Baths."
@NotNowIronman - I think that's the point LK was trying to make. Trying to support Libby's use of "whore bath" and saying, "aw fuck it don't sweat it". LK wasn't scolding anyone :)
ReplyDeleteYeah, that's definitely how his comments came across.
DeleteThis screams Kardashian to me.
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ReplyDeleteI think that sometimes tone isn't easy to communicate via text. I try to give people the benefit of the doubt. Just trying to help keep the peace!
ReplyDeleteI'm so confused. Who's got beef with who? Who started it? Is it an actual beef?
ReplyDeleteEnty I beg of you PLEASE reveal this one ;)
ReplyDeleteThe concept sounds so Kardashian but aren't they all current reality stars, not former stars?
ReplyDeleteI am onboard with the Holly and Heidi guesses.
I also like the Lauren Conrad guess. She did/does have a connection with Mark cosmetics.
No beefs today, huh, fellow babies? Let's keep today nice. Please. It's Friday!
ReplyDeleteAnd I am slow-clapping for Libby's and Seachica's initial statements. NICELY done, ladies.
@kat - I think it's a little miscommunication. PS I freaking love you T&T guy. Hahaha.
ReplyDeleteI am going with Holly Madison... That boyfriend of hers is going to jail, she has no job and her body will be a wreck.. She needs the cash... I hope its Charmin i love to see some Ho Wash... Megan Fox doesnt need the cash... And Speidi is in Vegas at a strip club
ReplyDeleteThis is totally something a KuntTrashian would do.
ReplyDeletewhere I live we call it a "Bickford bath" in deference to our local family of hoes.
ReplyDeleteI thought this had already been done-- doesn't Gwynnie make $.01 every time someone eats an apple?!?!
ReplyDeleteKats-- I think this will ultimately reveal itself when the child is born with some kind of product endorsement.
I've heard it called a "perfume shower" or "ghetto shower" lol
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA WHORE BATH! I like HO SCRUB, too! I'mma go do ma ho scrub...hee hee
ReplyDeleteAnd who would that offend again? Whores?
'Former reality star', so it's not Kim. Damn, my money would have been on her. Former......Holly Madison needs to make herself relevant again, so she's my guess.
ReplyDeleteJust to go on record, I call it a "French bath" because I'm classy.
ReplyDeleteWhat did Carlin say? Armpits asshole croth and teeth.
I have inside information and know that the mother is holly madison and that the name of the product/child will be "herpes relief."
ReplyDeleteit's a french bath.
ReplyDeletealso, no idea on the guess, but i really think this plan will backfire.
ReplyDeletethere is a line of mini cakes called Dolly Madison. "Holly Madison" This could be their, um, slightly cheaper line. Or . . . cheesecake.
:-)
What about a new line of soft drinks? Coke-a Cola Mom
ReplyDeleteI have heard it referred to as a Kei$ha shower.
ReplyDeleteYo, if anyone cares---sorry I was away and couldn't clarify my feelings about 'whore bath'....I was actually curious if you all knew other terms. Terms that could be used by non-whores for such a bath. Because it's not always a whore operation, sometimes it's camping, or you're sick, or whatever.
ReplyDeleteThank you for some of the responses...'Bickford bath' made me laugh for some reason.
Just to clarify.
Thanks.
JWoww. Baby will shill for ShamWow. AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
ReplyDelete@Heather Lillywhite LOL!!!
ReplyDeleteAlso called a "pta" shower. Fugure it out, lol
ReplyDeleteI like the term WHORE bath
ReplyDeleteI thought a "French bath" was when you doused yourself in cologne or perfume to hide the fact that you hadn't bathed recently...Anyway, I've always heard it as "whore's bath", and it doesn't particularly bother me FWIW, since it does sound like the kind of activity in which a "working girl" might engage between clients--gotta freshen up for the next round, you know.
ReplyDelete@auntliddy - that is what my Grandmother always called it - PTA.
ReplyDeleteMine too!
DeleteMine, also!
Delete@hollywood dime, I busted out laughing at you making the neighbor's dog bark. Hysterical!
ReplyDeleteOkay, what, O, what is a whore bath, PTA, ho shower?
ReplyDeleteHolly Madison already stated her kid will have an unusual name. Between this chick and Peaches and Kristin "quick skinny bitch" Snookie is looking kinda normal as a mom!!
ReplyDeleteI thought they were called 'bird baths'
ReplyDeleteIn Ireland its called a prison wash.
ReplyDeleteThe inmates use both terms: bird bath and whore's bath. I always yell at them for the latter "Call it a bird-bath! That's nasty!". It cracks them up that of all the things we see and hear, this is what disgusts me.
ReplyDeletePlus I always think of Austin Powers saying it and that doesn't help.