Saturday, October 06, 2012

Blind Item #2 - Easy

This model is recently married. In the modeling world, I would say she is a B. People just know her because of her funny name, it is not like she stands out. Anyway, she is so over being married. Can't stand it. She told a friend the other day that she feels suffocated being married to her B list actor husband and that he won't even let her go to the bathroom alone because he can't bear to be without her. She keeps hoping he will loosen up the reins, but it is driving her insane. She wakes up to find him looking at her while she is sleeping. He plans their entire days every day so they can spend even more time together. She has snapped at him a couple of times but looks so wounded when she does that she backs down. She says she is starting to lose her hair and get an ulcer and would love to stand outside and scream but he would be holding her even then.


50 comments:

  1. Agnes Deyen (however you spell it)?

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. I don't know how to spell it either, but I think you nailed it.

      Delete
  2. Well, he's too good for her, that's already apparent....

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Seriously! He loves her way more than she does, poor guy!

      Delete
  3. Yup. This sounds like a couple who got married too soon.

    ReplyDelete
  4. Agyness Deyn and Giovanni Ribisi

    ReplyDelete
  5. I'm definitely thinking Agyness Deyn and Giovanni Ribisi.

    ReplyDelete
  6. Wasn't their whole courtship kind of secret and short and the wedding a big surprise? Is she a Scientologist?

    ReplyDelete
  7. Agyness Deyn ( were did she make up that name up from?! tipped out a bag of scrabble tiles ?!) I guess plain old Laura Hollins didn't stick out enough!

    ReplyDelete
  8. well giovanni is a scientologist....

    ReplyDelete
  9. Enty had a picture of them on the site a few weeks ago shopping and he had his arms around her then.

    This is what happens when you marry someone you hardly know.

    Giovanni is a second generation CO$ maybe this is all part of the love bombing, seems similiar to what Tom did to Katie early in their marriage.

    ReplyDelete
  10. I saw her in London 2 days ago and told her I was a fan of his and she just did an awkward smile. Her hair looked fabulous though.

    ReplyDelete
  11. This is my third and final try. Blogger has eattin my last two attempts.

    Her mother and sister also changed their names to Deyn. She changed her name to Agyness (normally spelled Agynes) because a numerology expert told her it was furtoitious. Well... She is regonized for her name.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. @smash I love numerology and before I scroll down readi g comments I'd like to add that I think it's cool and smart she changed her name for better numbers. Now I want to do it bc all my numbers are at odds! (yes I am completely serious)

      Delete
  12. So the more she pushes him away, the more he loves her.

    ReplyDelete
  13. Anonymous10:31 AM

    I mean, he does sound REALLY sweet, but some of the things that are mentioned, like "he won't even let her go to the bathroom alone", sends a signal to me that indeed he is clingy, maybe they should spend some time apart, so that it would give the chance of actually missing each other. Of course marriage is not always going to be perfect, hopefully they will try to work it out.

    ReplyDelete
  14. I dont care how sweet he is, that would drive me f*cking insane!

    ReplyDelete
  15. is selita eubanks married? Tyra passed her "supermodel" crown to her on that VS catwalk----

    ReplyDelete
  16. @smashbash did the numerolgy expert also tell her to reoganize her age to be younger?

    ReplyDelete
  17. I wonder if this is why Giovanni just bought a 2nd house within a couple miles of the one he already has? One for her and one for him?

    ReplyDelete
  18. Penelope Pussycat and Pepé Le Pew?

    ReplyDelete
  19. Doetzen Kroes? However you spell it. Dutch girl, generic in an army of blondes.

    ReplyDelete
  20. Seann William Scott is engaged/married?!? He had my gaydar pinging big time. Didn't he share a house with his "best friend"?

    ReplyDelete
  21. I just looked up Doutzen Kroes (had never heard of her before) and WOW, she looks a lot like Denise Richards.

    ReplyDelete
  22. Before I even read the comments I guessed Ageynes Dyne. That's 2 I got this week! I'm getting better.

    ReplyDelete
  23. This is Deyn (and Agyness is normally spelled "Agnes") and Ribisi. There was an article about her in the UK online paper The Evening Standard. She comes off like a dim bulb and yeah, he's major Co$ and at the time of the article was obviously trying to bring her over.

    It was pretty hilarious because she kept talking up how they were living in Atwater Village. Bwah. A nice enough place, but definitely downmarket from its neighbor Los Feliz.

    ReplyDelete
  24. How frightening to be married to your stalker! I'd get an ulcer and lose my hair, too.

    ReplyDelete
  25. I always liked Giovani but I could TOTALLY see him bring clingy, especially married to a beautiful supermodel. I bet it's more that he's afraid if she's alone she will talk to other guys than that he misses her. It's what happens when a beautiful woman dates a quiet, not conventionally hot guy. She's not "hot" I guess bc of her hair but her face is so pretty and she commands attention for her looks. I hope that makes sense.

    ReplyDelete
  26. Agyness = Agnes = and is pronounced Ahn-yess. Not that weird.

    ReplyDelete
  27. You know weeks ago when I saw those pics of them in the store with the jar of peanut butter and he had his arm around her and was kissing her, it struck me as odd because he looked completely besotted but she looked merely...accomodating. I thought maybe she was just embarrassed because they were out in public but I guess not.

    ReplyDelete
  28. My sister had a sudden marriage to a "besotted" spouse who wanted to spend all their time together and "adored" her nonstop. It quickly turned into him shutting everyone else out of her life, controlling her movements, checking up on her, following her around, and so on, until she finally ran and left everything behind her just to get away. Add Scientology to that? She should beware, whoever she is.

    ReplyDelete
  29. Yeah, it's gotta be them. And he's a second-gen Scientologist, so that exponentially adds to the creep-factor.

    ReplyDelete
  30. Giovanni sounds like my ex. In the beginning, I thought he was just REALLY in love with me, always obsessed and overwhelming attention. THAT is a huge indicator of a sociopath stalker. I felt suffocated the whole time we were together, even very early on and it took me 6 months to break it off and another 6 months before he was in jail for attacking me after I got a restraining order against him. Ugh. That was just a tail end to the worst fucking year of my life. He stole from me, my friends and family, fucked up my car, broke into my house, would come over and scream my name for an hour throwing stuff at my window, vandalize the door, then leave bizarre "presents" etc etc.
    Trust me this shit will not end well.

    ReplyDelete
  31. Ribisi is SCIETOLOGIST!!! What do you think Cruise did to Nicole and Katie!

    ReplyDelete
  32. Defitely Agnes and Giovanni. He was slobbering all over her in a pic a couple weeks ago and she didn't look that into it. She should've stuck with Albert Hammond Jr.

    ReplyDelete
  33. I found those PDA pictures of GR and AD in the supermarket to be really creepy. It almost looked as though she was dragging him along clinging to her like a toddler would. And the staring... Yuk

    ReplyDelete
  34. Honestly though, I HATE to bring this shit up, but this TOTALLY reads like that 50 Shades book. All my girl friends found Christian so endearing, and I see this fucking blind...like seriously how is that cute? How is that charming?

    ReplyDelete
  35. Agyness is pronounced ahn-yes?? I thought it was pronounced how it's spelled ... agg-ee-ness. LMFAO @myself.

    ReplyDelete
  36. Michael Buble and whoever his 'model' wife is. He seems totally insecure.

    Agyness is definitely A list model and has a very distinctive look.

    ReplyDelete
  37. This won't end well - the more you push away, the more the other wants you. Such a weird quirk of human nature.

    ReplyDelete
  38. Doutson kroes is the most fucked up name ever.

    ReplyDelete
  39. Those are nasty PDA pics...I've never seen PDA pics quite this creepy before...

    ReplyDelete
  40. Doutzen Kroes is Dutch - it's not fucked up. And she's from where my friend lives in Fryslan!

    ReplyDelete
  41. This woman's life sounds like the first 30 minutes of a Lifetime network movie.

    ReplyDelete
  42. If he follows her into the bathroom, maybe he wants to make sure that as a model she isn't purging or something.

    Otherwise, don't people TALK anymore about what makes them comfortable or uncomfortable? So many of these bad aspects of relationships (or bad relationships altogether) could be avoided or minimized by honest conversation. Without it, good luck.

    ReplyDelete
  43. He sounds stalker-ific.

    ReplyDelete
  44. oh, jesus. Get that shizz anulled immediately.

    ReplyDelete
  45. Agness Deyn. Her PDA pics didn't show love to me, she actually looked annoyed imo. The guy looked all loved up and she was like 'please bitch, I am trying to find the right jar of peanutbutter'.

    ReplyDelete
  46. @Amy in MI: hahaha also a Dutchie here xD (also from the north)

    Doubt it's Kroes. Her name sounds odd in English though, I agree. In Dutch it doesn't sound weird. And she has been married for a while now I believe and has a kid, they seem into eachother judging by the pics. Her hubs seems to have a nice career for himself and flies all over the world and so does she. Doubt he is with her 24-7, even if he wants to. And think she is A list; had some nice contracts for all kinds of brands and is one of the biggest VS-angels.

    ReplyDelete