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This C list actress/writer could never make it official and now she may never get the chance as her A+ list actor boyfriend from a very very very hit show has made it clear that he is available and the first person he has made himself available to is his C list co-star. Apparently the clinginess got to be too much for the actor. Plus the favors and the demands she always put on him.
Jon Hamm's peen.
ReplyDeleteJohn Hamm/ Jennifer Westfeldt. I wonder which costar?!
ReplyDeleteJust checked Daily Mail, there's an article/pics from the set of Jon Hamm and Jessica Paré. So Jessica Paré for the C-list costar
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ReplyDeleteYep, Hamm, and Christina for the C list co-star. Unless it was January? I wonder now, which body type does he go for?
ReplyDeleteThis is sick, and i dont like/ watch porn, but those two in a porno???? God forgive me, im watching, lol!
DeleteCo sign that auntliddy
Delete@discoflux - ROFLMAO! But I agree with this guess. Jennifer Westfeldt was the first person to pop in my head.
ReplyDeleteConsign the Hamm
ReplyDeleteI think the co-star might be the person who plays his wife?
ReplyDeleteMaybe even Hamm and Moss. He knows Jones is fertile and that big hamhock in his pants could get him into trouble. Moss is recently-ish single, right?
ReplyDeleteThis makes me so sad. Also, I'm guessing Jessica Pare. Very C list.
ReplyDeleteIt could explain why January Jones has actually been smiling lately.
ReplyDeleteWow, consign Hamm and Pare. That's juicy...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.celebitchy.com/259435/jon_hammdon_draper_shirtless_in_hawaii_for_mad_men_sexy_or_not_so_much/
ReplyDeleteThanks @tea. U know what's funny about the pic? Don looks totally dated in his bathing suit while what's her face, Jessica Pare's suit looks almost exactly like one I just bought and I wasn't even thinking it was a vintage look!
DeleteI think I'm the only woman in the world who finds John Hamm unattractive.
ReplyDeleteNo! I don't find him attractive either!!
DeleteThere's actually something kind of off putting about him to me.
I thought I was the only one... Im relieved!
No! I don't find him attractive either!!
DeleteThere's actually something kind of off putting about him to me.
I thought I was the only one... Im relieved!
You guys are killin' it this morning, LOL!
ReplyDeleteWow, those are some short shorts.
ReplyDeleteI don't think I've ever heard of someone in a gossip column being labeled an "actress/writer."
ReplyDeleteMe! I haven't told anyone, but I've been cast as Don's newest secretary.
ReplyDeleteThe casting office just doesn't know it yet :(
I'm with you mynerva, don't get the appeal
ReplyDeleteGood Lord, Jon Hamm's thighs in those pics...
ReplyDelete@mynerva, yes, you might be!
ReplyDeleteHi I'm new and think you guys are awesome. I too don't see the big deal about Hamm and for some reason I thought of Lena Durham, but I don't know if she is dating anybody or if she's C list.
ReplyDeleteHamm sucks. Hopefully after madmen he will fade away. I think we haven't heard the last from wesfeldt friends with kids was such a great movie..she has another one on netflix that wasn't half bad either. Men like him deserve an std.
ReplyDeleteHi Brea! I'm not into the Hammhock either. Every time I see him I think of Jim Walsh - Brandon & Brenda's dad on 90210. That guy was such a dork.
ReplyDeleteCount me in too for not finding him attractive! Of course he's not ugly and I understand why people find him attractive, but he does nothing for me. He seems really cocky and arrogant too.
ReplyDeleteHow many years has she waited and waited....this brings tears to my eyes.
ReplyDeleteHey, she still has oartial access to the magic peen!
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Delete@brea mccain My first thought was Lena also. She's not dating an A lister though.
ReplyDeleteSecond, I thought January Jones. I don't watch Mad Men so I have no idea who else is on the show besides the lovely Christina H.
Amber- im watching 90210 right now and I concur. Cindy Walsh is a cheese too.
ReplyDeleteJon Hamms arms are too short for his body. For some reason hes still sexy to me. :/
ReplyDeleteWhat about Alison Brie for the C list costar?
ReplyDeletecosign on the guesses and cosign on the NOT attractive to me at all
ReplyDeleteI think Westfeldt is made of at least 75% plastic, but I loved her movie Friend With Kids. She does come off really clingy. But she probably could also do better, I doubt he's been faithful through most of the relationship. Who knows.
ReplyDeleteThe only place Jon Hamm is really cute is when he's on 30 Rock. I love him there. That, and his trouser snake, which continues to amaze - I now spend extra time perusing his pap photos looking for a glimpse of the Goliath. Sad, I know.
ReplyDeleteAw, I want to vote that he has always been incredibly attractive to me, but part of his attraction has been the way he talks about women, seemed happy with a strong, intelligent partner, etc. Ever since the skeezy rumors have started, ew.
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ReplyDeleteYeah, Jon Hamm is NOT attractive from the waist up...he does have great legs. All three of them.
ReplyDeleteI think Hamm is outstanding on Mad Men. I can't take my eyes off him. However anything I've seen him in outside of Mad Men, I've found him goofy. It's hard to reconcile the two views.
ReplyDeleteAdvice to all women, if you want to marry a man give him a 3 year window of opportunity to give a ring and set a date. Pass that time frame, you're just a time killer to him.
Jon looks great when not smiling.
ReplyDeleteHow is Mad Men a very hit TV show? It isn't even the top rated show on its network. It gets good reviews and I love it but it doesn't get the best ratings.
ReplyDeleteI only find Don Draper super appealing. Jon's kind of dorky in real life. Oh, who am I kidding, if he knocked on my door with that hammwich, I wouldn't turn him away!
ReplyDeleteI only find Don Draper super appealing. Jon's kind of dorky in real life. Oh, who am I kidding, if he knocked on my door with that hammwich, I wouldn't turn him away!
ReplyDeleteJon Hamm/Jennifer Westfeldt.
ReplyDeleteI don't find him attractive either, but I am starting to feel badly that we are raining on the parade of the many, many women who do think he is sexy as hell. :)
ReplyDeleteIn any case, Jon Hamm was my first thought also. I confess that I always, always side with the women in these situations until it is proven that I shouldn't know. I know that is wrong of me. I don't know much about Jennifer, but she must be very bright and talented and I'm sorry for her if this is true.
I have an extra, floating "know" in there. I hate it when I make mistakes; I'm terribly anal about it! I wish we could edit our posts! Anyone else like this??
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised his Hammbone isn't hanging out of those swim trunks! He must be wearing underwear ... under protest I'm sure.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I don't get his appeal either. And that girl should move on and fast. Never hang around a guy who doesn't adore you, even when you're on the sofa with the sniffles.
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ReplyDeleteOn what planet is Hamm A+?
ReplyDeleteOn what planet is Hamm A+?
ReplyDeleteOn what planet is Hamm A+?
ReplyDeleteI don't know? My parents don't know who he is and he hasn't opened movie.
DeleteTrudi - 3 years? Wow, I'd give a guy less than that. I don't want to waste 3 years of my life with a guy who doesn't know what he wants or sees me as a diversion.
ReplyDeleteWow, kind of shocked that there's such strong sentiment for marriage, to say nothing of a demanding marriage window. Who's to say Westfeldt was ever pushing for marriage? Perhaps they liked what they had, looked around and saw people unhappily married, and decided to keep things straightforward for as long as it lasted.
ReplyDeleteI would much rather be with a guy I loved being with unconditionally than impose a dramatic timeline on relationship and deem it a "waste" simply because it didn't climax with him putting a ring on it.
DewieTheBear, agreed.
ReplyDeleteI'm just curious: for those of you who do not find Hamm appealing, do you watch Mad Men?
ReplyDeleteYes I do. Don't get me wrong, DD is a really interesting character, but not attractive to me.
DeleteYep agree with Dewie. Look around, there's certainly no sanctity in marriage! One can break up a long standing relationship just as easily as divorce.
ReplyDeleteBut I feel bad for her. She obviously loves him.
trudi, i think 3 years is generous. people can think he's an asshole but come on. these 2 have been together for years. she should have moved on a long time ago---maybe he would have gone after her. he didn't put her in this situation---she had a big part in putting herself there.
ReplyDeleteand i think he's a hunk. he has that 50's or 60's movie star sex appeal to me---like rock hudson (without the gay part, of course). i find that very attractive. which is why he's the perfect don draper.
madmama, I don't watch regularly but my husband does so I've seen it, and he doesn't get to me. But I can understand how others find him hot. He also seems very funny, I like his sense of humor.
ReplyDeleteSurprised to see how many people find JHamm unappealing. Especially loved his fashion shoots - he's a great model.
ReplyDeleteHowever I don't think he's very funny in the comedy things he does - wish he'd give up on that and focus on improving his acting.
Still feel sad for Jennifer - but it was probably inevitable and maybe she's glad to be done with him.
@ auntliddy - I'm only slightly ashamed to say that I'd also seek out that porno.
Why is marriage always considered the "end point" for a relationship? Even if a couple does intend to be life partners? As a hetero gal in a decade long relationship, with both of us committed, in each other's wills, and damned happy, marriage is still just a word OTHER people seem to bandy about like a weapon -- what the fuck? Is this the only accepted norm still? So bizarre.
ReplyDelete@Madmama, to answer your question, I watched Mad Men through Netflix up through, I think, season four or so. The next season wasn't available at the time. The last season I saw was the one when his friend died, the woman who was married to the real Don Draper. I can understand what others see in him, but he just doesn't do it for me, never has.
ReplyDeletePersonally, I don't at all think marriage needs to be the end point to a relationship, but the wording of this blind does seem to indicate that the woman hoped for it one day.
ReplyDeleteOf course I don't know if that is true or the writer's way of creating drama and sympathy for the woman.
If it is true, shame on both the man and the woman, really. She shouldn't have waited so long and he shouldn't have strung her along.
ha ha, also can't stand old ham. It's his immature personality that puts me off.
ReplyDelete@K, Hamm is A+ on the Enty-meter. ;)
ReplyDeleteHamm is still in the bubble.
ReplyDeleteI couldn't even get to the end of the stream and read all the different works for his junk. Not sure what's funnier: Hambone or Hamhock but I definitely got a visual from ChopChop!
ReplyDeleteI am on of those who finds him hot and that's my payback for not getting on the Gosling train. And what are you lookng at Aunt Liddy? I don't see no porno so perhaps someone could point me in that direction?
Speaking of looks like they stopped the highjacker. No more crashed so far!
@Felicia, preach it!
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ReplyDeleteRemember folks, if there's a DM photo it doesn't make the BI true!
ReplyDeleteI'm one of the four people in the free world who doesn't watch Mad Men but I absolutely adore Jon Hamm when he makes an SNL guest host appearance. I find him funny, charming, and he fills his trousers well, too.
Hey, my comment was removed and not by me!! I originally said that I don't find Jon Hamm the least bit attractive. I also don't get the whole Justin Timberlake thing either. He looks like a pencil neck geek to me.
ReplyDeleteI was always under the impression that Hamm & Westfeldt were unmarried by mutual decision, not that he was holding out on her. If this blind is correct, and she wanted to get married but neglected to make this fact clear to him, well...I would guess that he's not a mind-reader after all, and if she tells him she's fine w/them not being married, how would he know differently?
ReplyDeleteThen again, he could just be acting like a jerk, or their relationship may just be coming to its natural end--some last a lifetime, some several years, and some don't make it past "Was it good for you?" If this is indeed the two of them, then I hope the breakup is as civil as possible, and that she in particular goes on to bigger and better things.
Oh, and if he's actually dating someone in he Mad Men cast, I'm thinking Christina Hendricks wouldn't be it (as much as visualizing that particular hookup would be very, very appealling...); I'm guessing her as some variety of B-list at the least. Elisabeth Moss, perhaps, or Jessica Pare? Would Alison Brie be considered C-list?
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ReplyDeleteGreat pics of Jon and Jessica in Hawaii, butt what happened to her ass? Skinny, flabby, blech :(
ReplyDeleteWho's looking at her?? Lol
DeleteI don't find Hamm attractive, but if I happen to stumble upon his Hammcock one day I'll be fascinated. Holy mother of peen!
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Don't watch Mad Men, but Friends with Kids was a great movie.
ReplyDeleteRe: Marriage - I have mixed feelings on it. I have been through two divorces (thankfully only one of which involved children) and I am not sure it should be the ultimate goal or if I will ever do it again. A couple of months ago I moved in with my girlfriend and it has been amazing. I love her more every day and have been happier than I can remember being in decades. But I would hate to think my commitment to her is meaningless without some sheet of paper and some jewelry.
I meant I hate to think some people would find my commitment to her meaningless without a marriage certificate or a ring.
DeleteJon Hamm is sex on a stick and if there is a God I will meet him in a dark alley someday; me clutching my laminated list (with just his name on it 10 times); him hopefully not looking too closely.
ReplyDeleteWhy do most people assume (including Mr. E. Lawyer) that all women in long term relationships are begging to get married? Maybe she is just keeping her options open! Maybe he was the one pining for her to put a ring on it, and as such was forced to swing the giant HamBone elsewhere when that didn't pan out.
First time poster, long time lurker - I love you guys! You're hilarious!
wow, i cant believe that people actually have timeframes for rings. i dont know how id feel forcing that issue with Mr Blind. we've been togetehr 5 years and i would much rather that he propose because he WANTS to not because he was FORCED to besides we already see ourselves as married.
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@Lucas - love your style! your lady is one lucky woman and im sure she can see the love and commitment!
oh re the blind totally Hamm and Westfeltd. this makes me so sad! one of my favourite movies is Kissing jessica Stein i think its the first one she wrote. bloody hilarious!
I don't have anything to say about this, but I agree that The Walsh Parents on 90210 were dull cheeseballs. Emily Valentine should have kidnapped them and mailed them to Brandon one piece at a time.
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ReplyDeleteI am wiping away tears from laughing at your comment. Brilliant
Ingrid
Emily Valentine - her little mouth scared the bejesus out of me
Amber
I only love the Hammster on 30 Rock, but holy shitballs you nailed it with Jim Walsh. I can never look at Hamm the same way again (so I will just look at his pantalones instead)
Just made my day with the 90210 references...I will talk about the Walsh family any/all day! And just what Mango said, I've been meaning to watch MM, but never have, but love him on SNL and 30 Rock.
ReplyDeleteHAMHOCK ..lololzzzz
ReplyDeleteI got the impression that Westfeldt had stood by Hamm when his career was floundering and used her behind the scenes connections to get him the Mad Men audition. Then his career far eclipsed hers and I guess his loyalty only went so far.
ReplyDeleteNot that I blame the dude -people grow apart - but the skeeviness with all the other women and the way he treated her like a ball and chain in public - not cool, not cool.
The guy's a top notch actor and has a great sense of humor about himself. But seems the fame & adulation went to his head. He needs to quit the booze before he blows his chance at longterm A list...God forbid he goes the route of so many once hot TV male leads and drifts away into LIFETIME movies...
Oh - does anyone else here think that Jennifer Westfeldt did the too-much-filler-in-the-cheeks thing? Or is that her real face?
ReplyDeleteHamm wins a hundred internets for putting down one or more Kardashians.
ReplyDeleteHe's an attractive man and I get why women love him... but he doesn't get it for me. I tried watching Mad Men a few times, didn't really enjoy it. There was a dullness about it; I kept hoping it'd pick up but never did. Oh well, more for you guys that love it!
@Talkstoomuch Just saying Hi!
ReplyDeleteHi yourself, Tuxedo Cat!
ReplyDeleteI really hope it's not Hamm/Westfeldt! I actually like them together! Though I have heard rumblings of his infidelities :(
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