Blind Item #1
This foreign born actress who is probably a B- list all movie actress has A list name recognition and a huge following and legions of male admirers. She is moving back to the US which is causing her boyfriend all kinds of trauma. He had been counting down the days until his girlfriend left town after her current movie finishes filming. He has grown tired of her always thinking she is smarter than him and correcting his grammar and table manners and why this is wrong and that is wrong. He also told a friend of his that once you get over the fact that you are having sex with_______, that it is really boring and very plain. He had been seeing someone else when she was out of the country before and was really looking forward to being back with her, but just didn't want to be the bad guy and be the guy who broke up. The actress is talking about moving in and all he can think about is moving far away.
So the boyfriend lives in the US?
ReplyDeleteHermione
ReplyDeleteSounds like an old one about Ben and Gwen.
ReplyDeleteRil got it - Emma Watson. The Daily Mail has an article about how she is moving back to the US to finish her college at Brown or wherever she was going before when she quit.
ReplyDeleteEmma Watson really has legions of male followers? I suppose that's accurate if they are Harry Potter groupies, I just pictured someone sexier.
ReplyDeleteI went to high school with a boy who LOVED emma. Named his guitar after her, pics all over the locker, etc.
DeleteBfl that's what threw me too. Other than that it's a good guess.
ReplyDeleteI thought Emma Watson would be atleast Blist. I'm glad I never had to deal with guys dating me for the wrong reasons.
ReplyDeleteEmma Watson has legions of male admirers? Whatever. So who is the guy.
ReplyDeleteIta with the Emma Watson skepticism. No way she has 'legions' of male admirers, no way. A guitar (?) named in her honor here and there, a candle lit shrine of newspaper clippings and beggardly wishes said over rosary beads and even a few furtive pics from a long range zoom lens camera, but not legions. Three shrines max, two continents. A wet dream or two.
DeleteIf you've ever read a post about her on a public forum full of sweaty old men, you would realize she has a ridiculous amount of male admirers. Just read the comments:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.fark.com/comments/7241195/Emma-Watson-out-about-sans-makeup-fancy-clothes-Oh-yes-you-would?startid=78398867
The Chive regularly posts entire threads devoted solely to her, and the guys go NUTS. Ridiculous amount of male admirers is correct.
DeleteWasn't she dating a co star from Perks of Being a Wallflower (amazing book!) I think his name was Johnny Simmons aka Young Neil from Scott Pilgrim
ReplyDeleteEmma Watson groupie here! i think shes gorgeous. hope she dumps the dickhead and picks a decent guy, although this doesn't exactly make her seem nice :(
ReplyDeleteMost guys love her, honestly I really don't get it. For some reason I don't like her. She seems really snobby and is probably a secret bitch. I don't think she's that pretty either. So this blind makes me laugh lol
ReplyDeletePrincess, are you a fellow Farker?!?
ReplyDeleteAnd, yes, the guys there LOVE Emma (and, for the most part, Christina Hendricks.)
I also do not think the wording of the blind fits Emma Watson. While it may be true that she has plenty of male admirers, she is not at all known for that so the wording seems off. With her being in the Harry Potter movies, I would think she would have just as many female admirers, if not more female admirers than male admirers. Especially as she is better known for fashion/style than for being a sex symbol. I'm not sure this is her.
ReplyDeleteI used to lurk all the time at fark. I still think of the Florida tag whenever there is a crazy Florida story here..
ReplyDeleteI think guys get tweaked by her because of her role in Harry Potter. Without that, she would be just another pretty actress. I have heard she's not very nice.
ReplyDeleteYes MSM! Fark RSS feed is right next to CDAN on my browser LOL. I've never come across another website that can make me laugh myself sick just from the headlines. FARK is like therapy.
ReplyDeleteAnd you are so right Seachica - the Florida tag is the first thing I think of whenever I see something stupid online.
I think there needs to be a Fark/CDaN support group for those of us (read: ME) who spend WAY too much time at both sites. lmao
ReplyDeleteSeriously, they're cheaper (and more effective) than therapy.
Emma watson looks like an annoying girlfriend. she seems fake to most of the time.
ReplyDelete@Mary Stewart: I'm with you. I spend far too much time on this site..Now I need to look up Fark. Never heard about 'em til now.
ReplyDeleteI'm going there right after I finish up here! Thanks a lot people! : )
DeleteOT , but has anyone else who views CDAN on an iPad been redirected or had random new tabs open to Porn sites?
ReplyDeleteNOT COOL! Enty. ... And it has only ever happened while opening CDAN.
Yes! It's happened a few times now.
DeleteYes, happened the first time on Sunday. so I switched to my phone and the page kept flashing to a blank screen. back and forth. don't want to turn this into a browser thread, but if this site infects my phone or iPad, I won't be coming back...
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ReplyDeleteMaya- noticed that yesterday on my iphone. I got a Ron Jeremy pop up!
ReplyDeleteMaya, yes. I'm getting sick of being redirected to 'meet slappers in your area' with nudie pictures of women over 50 (and look over 80). I'm in Glasgow, if I wanted to meet slappers I'd stand outside for 5 mins!
ReplyDeleteOh, and I think it's Emma Watson too. I want to like her but she annoys me.
ReplyDeleteYes, Maya.....I have been getting for Ron Jeremy...the sex pill guru.......gross!
ReplyDeleteReading it as Emma Watson, I think there are some clues in the wording that relate to Hermione:
ReplyDelete- thinking she is smarter and correcting grammar "It's wingardiem levioSahhhhhh, not leviosa"
- Very plain/boring.
Also IMDB says she's currently filming "Noah" - which I read is doing some scenes in NY and some in Iceland...
Lainey said emma was a little diva but nobody calls her out becuase its emma watson. Hermione the little girl everyone fell in love with yada yada
ReplyDeleteEmma has been seeing another American college student, so this fits after reading it again. He had been hoping she was moving back home and now he has to end it.
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ReplyDeleteRawsterdam, I was a TF'er but I let it expire about a year and a half ago (didn't know about the FB groups, though. As I'm in the US, I'm assuming I would be part of TFark.)
ReplyDeleteI should re-up because I really do miss it.
I'm guessing your EuroFark?
And I just re-upped. There goes the rest of my free time. lol
ReplyDeleteIf it is Emma this makes me sad. I like her- thing she was an adorable positive role model for young adult/teen girls.
ReplyDeleteWe have Farkers in the house, eh? I used to have Total Fark but I don't anymore - I lurk a lot on the entertainment tab over there. Interesting crossover!
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one who read this as possibly Kate Beckinsale? Guys everywhere go nuts for her and the wording "legions of male admirers" made me think of Underworld.
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one who read this as possibly Kate Beckinsale? Guys everywhere go nuts for her and the wording "legions of male admirers" made me think of Underworld.
ReplyDeleteShe is married
DeleteI have no respect for anyone that that bitches about his/her SO to anyone who'll listen, but does not have the balls to call them out on shit that s/he has a problem with. I doubt that Emma Watson would boil his bunny if he left her, if he likes the attention he gets from dating her, that's fine, but then he needs to STFU about bad mouthing her.
ReplyDeleteThis guy is a coward. Just break up with her, you douche!
ReplyDeletehow about diane kruget and her bf?
ReplyDeletehe follows her like a lost puppy, but I dont know, it could fit her
Yet another embarrassingly-fervent Emma Watson groupie here.
ReplyDeleteI can see where this might seem Emma-ish, but I can't see Will Adamowicz, her boyfriend, her fellow student at Worcester college in Oxford, England, not knowing that she was coming back to the States this winter to resume classes, since that's been her plan all along.
The other day's Daily Fail article notwithstanding, she hasn't been dropping out of school and trying again, she's been following a plan that she's been describing openly for years. It's a four-year degree at Brown University, with the third year spent "studying abroad" -- which, in her case, meant about 20 minutes from her mother's house.
Maya - mine does that too, so annoying, and when I hit the back button, it takes me to the page I was at before the CDAN page, grr. I am always worried it will happen when someone is looking over my shoulder!
ReplyDeleteMaya, only recently & only on my iPad. Thanks for posting, I wondered what was going on.
ReplyDeleteRawsterdam, my TF expires also. I don't have FB, but I'm in the US.
ReplyDeleteThe people that comment at Fark are the funniest Ive come across online. Love that place.
The porn site pop ups are interesting-Enty owns some porn websites. Maybe these pop ups are directing to those sites?
ReplyDeleteThanks @Agent It for the intel on that.
How about Kate Hudson? Seems like she's been spending a lot of time out of the country lately. Also seems like the type you'd get tired of quickly.
ReplyDeleteI´m with the Emma guess (you guys are incredibly GOOD!!:).
ReplyDeleteI think one of the key clues may be in "He also told a friend of his that once you get over the fact that you are having sex with_______,...". It makes it look like the girl in question either has a superduper recognizable name or she´s VERY (as in universally) well known for one character in particular. Hence the "once you get over the fact that you are having sex with Hermione.." fits perfectly.
Personally not getting the Emma love, but when I look at 9gag soooooo many people adore this girl. She is like their number one hot chick. Ah well.. Must be the Harry Potter love.
ReplyDeleteGuess I'm aboard the Emma-train.
Was almost gonna guess Olivia Munn btw, she seems like a bitch who thinks too high of herself (yeah I guess my hate for her is obvious xD)
ReplyDeleteOnly problem is that she is American and her bf is the foreign one, other way around. Oh meh. Still on Emma-train then.
I use Feeddler on the IPad and I have no problem. Sometimes you can even get it for free off of the Free App...err apps. (AppZapHD is a good one)
ReplyDeleteWhat??? Enty owns some porn websites, and Agent It posted about it? I totally missed that. Could someone provide a link/info re the post, please?
ReplyDeleteI only know about 1 and it is a link on Enty Lawyers facebook page under "about". I don't know if s/he owns it. It is not on the CDAN fans page on facebook which I guess is fan operated .
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