Blind Item #1
This A list reality mogul and television personality has his third or fourth new girlfriend of the last two months. He has grown so used to being rich and getting whatever he wants when it comes to women that he no longer even bothers trying to date someone normally. He only dates women who are willing to be paid and to be there when they are needed and to disappear when they are not. He says he does not have any feelings towards women which would ever want him to be in an actual relationship and just prefers using them for what he wants, when he wants.
As long as Simon pays them, and doesn't treat them like shit, everyone wins.
ReplyDeleteSimon? Where do we sign up? Kidding
ReplyDeleteMr Cowell, my hero! :S
ReplyDeleteSimon Cowell, currently getting close to Jenson Button's ex-fiance, Louise Griffiths
ReplyDeleteSign me up for that too!
ReplyDeleteHow could this be anyone else but Simon! You couldn't pay me enough to be his on call arm candy. I think he's an arrogant asshole and uses people like Kleenex.
ReplyDeleteAwww I like Simon! I think he would be fun to hang out with!!
ReplyDeleteSounds like a really fulfilling life.
ReplyDeleteThat's what I was thinking. This doesn't seem glamorous, it seems hollow
DeleteSimon seems to fit, but he did buy Teri Seymore a 4 million dollar house in the Hollywood Hills and had a pretty long relationship with her, I think.
ReplyDeleteThat's not dating.
ReplyDeleteHey, as long as he's honest about it.
ReplyDeleteI'll be honest and say I thought of Larry King immediately. The punishment for me being wrong is that image seared in my mind now...:/
ReplyDeleteI'll go with Simon. Audrey - sorry about the LK image.
ReplyDeleteSimon. Of course. Whatta guy!
ReplyDeleteAudrey - Noooo! Now it's seared in my mind too!
ReplyDeleteRoman - I'm just feeling sensitive today about douchey men who abuse their power. Maybe he would be fun to hang out with but I still wouldn't sleep with him or "date" for money. I had a crapola week. Taking a mental health day :D
Sorry to hear about your bad week Dia, happy Friday.
ReplyDeleteThank you Califblondy!
Delete@dia, I don't think I would sleep with him either - so we agree on that:) I agree he should not abuse his power but these women should have more self respect for themselves!!! But when your young no one can tell you what to do because you already know it all:)
ReplyDeleteI hope your weekend turns out better than your week!
It's a good day to veg out on the couch today - well at least here in Boston because it is so gloomy today!!!
My sense is Simon's not abusing anyone--he views these relationships as a transaction and seems to be pretty up front with the women he engages with--and he pays off when it ends.
ReplyDeleteHe doesn't seem like the happiest guy in the world but he also doesn't seem to want to do much about it--so this is just something to fill a void for him that he can easily afford.
Roman - it's a veg day for sure! Gloomy start to the day in PDX but that may change. It usually starts out grey and burns off.
ReplyDeleteI have lots and lots of paperwork to catch up on but no patients. I can stay in Jammies all day :) That alone is reason to celebrate!!! And I'm procrastinating with CDaN as usually :/
Gotta get the coffee and turn this day around :D
SIMON! I got it before the comments! Always worth noting!
ReplyDeleteHow is this not prostitution?
ReplyDelete@KPeony who said it wasn't?
ReplyDeleteWhen I know who it is after a sentence or two this was a really easy one.
People shouldn't forget that there are women out there who do this sort of thing because it does afford a pretty high standard of living. They do it willingly. I wouldn't confuse them with their street corner sisters.
hey, hey, let's be nice. A girl's got to make a living.
ReplyDeleteI thought Simon was dating Carmen Electra. Wasn't there a recent blind item about it?
ReplyDeleteMy first thought was Donald Trump. I know, I know he married his...um, gf.
It's actually just really sad and kind of pathetic not to be able to connect with another human being. Simon can keep his money. I've got a family and love.
ReplyDeleteHehe, I can't help it, I like this guy. He's just so shamelessly pragmatic. Too bad I didn't make it to the round he judged for AI back in what....2003? Hell, that was a long time ago!
ReplyDeleteCuban's married.
ReplyDeleteI thought Simon too. I'm glad he knows what his talent is and can get fulfillment and recognition from that at least.
ReplyDeleteSimon Crowell.
ReplyDeleteHow about Russell Simmons?
ReplyDeleteHe came to mind for me too!
DeleteRussell Simmons is my choice too
ReplyDeleteObviously Simon after the whole Carmen Electra thing
ReplyDeleteI've read that Simon was really good to his girlfriends even after they broke up, look what he did for Teri. I think he is (was?) at a point where he needs companionship and sex every so often but doesn't want to commit to yet another long term relationship (which was his thing for many years). It makes sense to me. At least he's not lying to anyone and making them hope for something they're not going to get. And if he really is dating Louise Griffiths now, then I guess he's ready to get back into relationship mode.
ReplyDeleteWhat about Russel Simmons?
ReplyDeleteSimon Crowell.
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