Sunday, October 21, 2012

Blind Item #1 - Easy Easy

What former B+ list pop singer who has not sung in years is now more famous for fashion and reality television could not speak for almost a week because her doctor went overboard plumping up her lips. She had to eat all her food with a straw for a week which she actually loved because she had nothing but milkshakes. Even now, she starts drooling sometimes because she can't get her mouth open enough.


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30 comments:

  1. bubbles9:15 AM

    Jessica Simpson

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    1. katsm07119:18 AM

      Yes! Her mouth doesn't seem like it bends when she talks!

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  2. Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors9:17 AM

    Bubbles got it.

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  3. a non a miss9:19 AM

    Couldn't speak for a week? Bet her inner circle loved that.

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  4. Its just U9:19 AM

    Yep, Jessica Simpson sounds about right. Good way to lose some weight!!

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  5. katsm07119:20 AM

    No wait I read it again. Milkshake=Kelis she loves drinking them bc it gets her dates. How? Whatever works.

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  6. Kelly9:21 AM

    That is so gross.

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  7. LouLou069:39 AM

    "Drools because she can't get her mouth open enough" in what world does yhis become attractive/worth it?!!

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    1. Sugar 9:51 AM

      I thought you drool because you can't keep your mouth closed, not because you can't keep it open.

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  8. trudi9:40 AM

    I'm betting her doctor went overboard at her insistence.

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  9. auntliddy9:47 AM

    How about paula abdul? Shes a legend in her own mind, lol

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  10. Share10:00 AM

    Can't be Jess - unless "years" are referring to two, since her lousy Christmas cd came out in '10. Flopped and was horrible, yes, but she still sang recently.

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  11. geminigirl78910:08 AM

    Has to be Paula Abdul

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  12. SpunkySarahB10:09 AM

    Longtime lurker here who is fascinated with ya'lls knowledge :) It's Jessica. Check out Daily Mail fromyesterday. She's got fish lips again.

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  13. PugsterMom10:22 AM

    Totes Jesdica.

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  14. Shitler10:26 AM

    Whitney Houston

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  15. timebob 10:40 AM

    Jessica should just follow Christina, if you want to be fat be fat who cares. All this silly running around working out when all you really want is a big mac and fries is dopey. Live your life girl.

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  16. annabella10:42 AM

    isn't she breastfeeding? it must be good for the baby to get breast milk with traces of that plumping goo in it.

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  17. Turkish Taffy12:08 PM

    Too easy...

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  18. allthesun1:27 PM

    I thought that the drooling part was Pavlovian for her.
    I seriously doubt that she is breast feeding, she loves her breasts too much for that. Can one breast feed if you get a boob job? I really wish that she would stop with all the plastic surgery, it is quite shocking with the before and afters how much she has had done.

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  19. Unknown3:17 PM

    Sounds like Jessica Simpson.

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  20. swedishfish3:24 PM

    Unless it's Posh??

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  21. NYCGirl3:28 PM

    Victoria Beckham?

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  22. Bsyeventer6:45 PM

    Posh for sure!

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  23. ladida4:53 AM

    Posh because of that comment about loving eating everything through a straw-- she never eats a lot.

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  24. ladida4:53 AM

    Posh because of that comment about loving eating everything through a straw-- she never eats a lot.

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  25. Agent**it6:46 AM

    Possibly one of the least talented people alive, J.Simpson.

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  26. MadLyb10:12 AM

    This blind made me laugh. Drooling? It has to be Jessica!

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