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What former B+ list pop singer who has not sung in years is now more famous for fashion and reality television could not speak for almost a week because her doctor went overboard plumping up her lips. She had to eat all her food with a straw for a week which she actually loved because she had nothing but milkshakes. Even now, she starts drooling sometimes because she can't get her mouth open enough.
Jessica Simpson
ReplyDeleteYes! Her mouth doesn't seem like it bends when she talks!
DeleteBubbles got it.
ReplyDeleteCouldn't speak for a week? Bet her inner circle loved that.
ReplyDeleteI bet Weight Watchers did too.
DeleteYep, Jessica Simpson sounds about right. Good way to lose some weight!!
ReplyDeleteNo wait I read it again. Milkshake=Kelis she loves drinking them bc it gets her dates. How? Whatever works.
ReplyDeleteThat is so gross.
ReplyDelete"Drools because she can't get her mouth open enough" in what world does yhis become attractive/worth it?!!
ReplyDeleteI thought you drool because you can't keep your mouth closed, not because you can't keep it open.
DeleteI'm betting her doctor went overboard at her insistence.
ReplyDeleteHow about paula abdul? Shes a legend in her own mind, lol
ReplyDeleteCan't be Jess - unless "years" are referring to two, since her lousy Christmas cd came out in '10. Flopped and was horrible, yes, but she still sang recently.
ReplyDeleteHas to be Paula Abdul
ReplyDeleteLongtime lurker here who is fascinated with ya'lls knowledge :) It's Jessica. Check out Daily Mail fromyesterday. She's got fish lips again.
ReplyDeleteTotes Jesdica.
ReplyDeleteJessica. :)
DeleteWhitney Houston
ReplyDeleteJessica should just follow Christina, if you want to be fat be fat who cares. All this silly running around working out when all you really want is a big mac and fries is dopey. Live your life girl.
ReplyDeleteisn't she breastfeeding? it must be good for the baby to get breast milk with traces of that plumping goo in it.
ReplyDeleteToo easy...
ReplyDeleteI thought that the drooling part was Pavlovian for her.
ReplyDeleteI seriously doubt that she is breast feeding, she loves her breasts too much for that. Can one breast feed if you get a boob job? I really wish that she would stop with all the plastic surgery, it is quite shocking with the before and afters how much she has had done.
Sounds like Jessica Simpson.
ReplyDeleteUnless it's Posh??
ReplyDeleteVictoria Beckham?
ReplyDeletePosh for sure!
ReplyDeletePosh because of that comment about loving eating everything through a straw-- she never eats a lot.
ReplyDeletePosh because of that comment about loving eating everything through a straw-- she never eats a lot.
ReplyDeletePossibly one of the least talented people alive, J.Simpson.
ReplyDeleteThis blind made me laugh. Drooling? It has to be Jessica!
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