Your Turn
Earlier today, I saw that Elf was returning to Broadway this Christmas for the first time in two years and of course I then thought of all my favorite quotes from the movie. Then I started thinking about favorite quotes and lines from other movies. What is your favorite line from a movie? And if you don't have one, what is the best movie you saw this summer?
Santa!!!! I know him. I KNOW him!
ReplyDelete" maybe you aint heard. I dont do shines no more."
ReplyDelete"Nothing worth knowing can be understood by the mind." Woody Allen, Manhattan
ReplyDelete"I think we're going to need a bigger boat."
ReplyDelete"i carried a watermelon" - Dirty Dancing... ah. this quote sums up my life in so many ways..... oh and
ReplyDelete"The older you get, the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin', man. L-I-V-I-N." Dazed and Confused... fav movie of all time...
From Elf: "The yellow ones don't stop!" (re: NYC cabs)
ReplyDeleteFrom other films - too many to list here.
Best movie this summer "Hope Springs" and the best line of the movie is "I love you, but you don't know what you're talking about".
ReplyDeleteAnything from the Color Purple but primarily "YOU SHOOOO IS UGLY" and "YOU TOLD HARPO TO BEAT ME?"
ReplyDeleteAnything from Gone with the Wind
"Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fucking roll!"
ReplyDeleteHell yes!
DeleteThat's it. I've had it with this dump! We got no food. We got no jobs. Our pets' heads are falling off...
ReplyDeleteOh sure like he went to Harvarrrd!!!
ReplyDeleteTrading Places:)
Too many to name!!
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. The Usual Suspects. In fairness anything in the movie would work for me. Or anything by Kevin Spacey.
ReplyDelete"Fasten your seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy night."
ReplyDeleteI'm a Lord of the Rings dork and one of my favorite quotes is "Even the very wise cannot see all ends."
ReplyDeleteMostly, though, I just tend to quote from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. The TV show, not the movie, though. :p
Hey guys! Whoa, Big Gulps huh? Alright! Welp, see ya later!
ReplyDeleteWe got no food, no jobs... OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!
"Never give up, never surrender" Galaxy Quest
ReplyDelete"Fat Moe: What have you been doing all these years?
Noodles: Been going to bed early... "
Once Upon a Time in America
ReplyDelete"She's my sister AND my daughter!"
(it's chinatown, jake)
"You know, I'm really wired. Whadya say I take you home and eat your pussy?"
ReplyDeleteNo, but seriously, from Spice World. (Yeah, I know, but I say this ALL the time.)
"Okay, girls, that was absolutely perfect without... really being any good at all."
Best movie this summer, definitely The Avengers.
"It puts the lotion in the basket."
ReplyDeleteI don't just like that line - I like to act out all of his scenes in that film.
Far too many quotes to choose just one. The one I quote the most lately is Lucille Bluth, when asked about a menu item: "I don't know who that is and I don't care to find out".
ReplyDeleteBest movie of summer? The Avengers!
@ IDoTheRobot...my friends at work and I say the Big Gulps comment weekly. Whenever one of us rolls up on the other two at once. It never gets old!!!
ReplyDeleteMy favorite from Elf...
"He's an angry elf."
@Ms. Good that's awesome! :) We say it all the time around here.
DeletePossible all time favorite and definitely one of the most used in my family...
ReplyDelete"She's a beaut, Clark"
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once and awhile, you could miss it." - Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Favorite movie!
ReplyDelete"Why don't you just give me the money and I'll give you a kick in the nuts and we'll both be happy."
ReplyDelete"But you can see me."
"Smiling's my favorite" -Elf
ReplyDeleteMy sister and I used to say that when David Archuleta was on American Idol. He is such a sweet kid.
Basically, anything from "Bull Durham" but I will pick one.
ReplyDelete"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
Oh, and anything from The Jerk.
ReplyDelete"I was born a poor, black child." ;)
DeleteAbout a million from Tombstone.
ReplyDelete"Wyatt, you're a rock."
"I'm your huckleberry."
"Well this happens to be a nocturne." "A which?" "A nocturne! You know, Frederic fucking Chopin?"
Oh boy, I could go on and on with this movie.
"If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball."
ReplyDeleteDodgeball.
"That is so fetch."
Meangirls
"They fuck you at the drive through!" From Lethal Weapon 2.
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Do you have some Mogen David extra heavy Malaga wine with soda water & Lime juice? -A New Leaf.
ReplyDelete"You see, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care." -- Office Space
ReplyDelete"It is possible that the two yutes..."
ReplyDelete"Oh, it's the meek. 'Blessed are the meek'! Well, I'm glad they're gettin' something, 'cause they have a helluva time."
ReplyDeleteOr anything Monty Python.
Or anything uttered by Slim Pickins in "Blazing Saddles"..."What in the wide, wide world of sports is a-goin' on here?" ..."Somebody's gonna have to go back and get a shit-load of dimes!"
My favorite movie scenes, I've just realized, aren't dialogue-heavy.
@Idotherobot, I'm always quoting the Jerk, especially the "And that's all" bit. :)
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Delete"Have fun storming the castle!"
ReplyDeleteInconceivable!
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means
I'll explain. No, is too much. Let me sum up.
Then let me explain, and I'll use very small words so that you'll be sure to understand.
The Princess Bride. The greatest movie ever made and an endless source of stand alone quotes.
Stop trying to make fetch happen. It is NOT going to happen.
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My favorite scene in my favorite movie. The dreamiest dreamboat moment of Alan Rickman's career, and there's no lines to quote.
ReplyDeleteOh, that he would look at me like this! Hubba hubba.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIEryklWT6M
" All I want to do is graduate from high school, go to Europe, marry Christian Slater, and die."
ReplyDeleteYou sit on a throne of lies!
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Did you hear that?!
from Elf
Anything from Casablanca or the Wizard of Oz. And "We're going to need a bigger boat." (I just read somewhere he ad libbed that!).
ReplyDeleteWhat movie is the line about the pets' heads falling off from?
" What about "kinda cute, kinda hot, kinda sexy, hysterically funny, but not funny-looking guy who you could fuck" did you not understand?"
ReplyDeleteI said nooooOOOo salt on my margarita!
ReplyDeleteOffice space
We met at starbucks... Well not the same Starbucks...
And..
You obviously dont know my dog!
Both from best in show.
Bueller... Bueller...
Who ya gonna call?
GhostBusters!
So many amazing movies!
Monty Python is endless.
A swallow.. Well.. An African swallow.
She turned my mother into a newt!! A newt??
She got better..
Ooooh - forgot about Monty Python! And Blazing Saddles! I saw Blazing Saddles in the theater when it first came out and we had to go back for 3 shows because people laughed so much we couldn't hear all the dialogue.
ReplyDeleteAlso "You'll shoot your eye out!"
Ted was super funny. Cabin in the Woods, amazing.
ReplyDeleteIt does not do to dwell on dreams, and forget to live - Harry Potter & the SS
ReplyDelete"if you had been here yesterday, we could have had roast chicken!"
ReplyDeleteBest Gene Wilder quote ever.
I'm late to this because I ran to get lunch, and forgive me because mine is a bit grotesque...
ReplyDeleteOne of my favorite lines ever is in Road House when the dude is fighting and says, "I used to fuck guys like you in prison." It's soooooooo out of control. Hah.
Ohhh I forgot, I am always using "My ass is twitching. You people make my ass twitch." from French Kiss.
ReplyDeleteDitto!
Delete@Carolyn, Yes! My favorite Mag Ryan movie.
Delete"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school"
ReplyDeleteFight Club
And of course-
ReplyDeleteDo, or do not. There is no try.
Forgive me for correcting you renoblondee butt it's actually "I stand corrected Wyatt. You're an oak." I *LOVE* Tombstone and have seen it more times than I care to admit.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite line from it is "Go ahead! Go ahead, skin it! Skin that smokewagon and see what happens!" (And I'm making a pseudo angry face, shaking my fist, and whispering it aloud. lol)
Love it.
From Elf it's "Have you seen these toilets?! They're ginormous!!!"
My all time favorite movie will always be The Princess Bride and my favorite line is "Death can not stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while."
"Oh Clyde, I think I broke my leg."
ReplyDelete"4 for Glen Coco. You go, Glen Coco!"
ReplyDeleteer.... but, not butt. whoopsies!
ReplyDelete'I ain't gonna fall for no banana in my tailpipe'....we've been saying this all summer! Just watched the movie again for the upteenth time!
ReplyDelete"ATREEYYYUUUUUUUUU!!!"
ReplyDeleteThis Your Turn is the kind of Your Turn that makes me panic because there are SO MANY movie quotes that I love and throw out all the time. There is a quote for every situation (or maybe I'm just an annoying person who can't stop quoting movies).
"I'm singing...I'm in a store...and I'm SIIIIINGIIIIING!!!"
Best movie i saw this summer was "Robot and Frank," with Frank Langella, Susan Sarandon, James Marsden, and Liv Tyler. I loved it. It's funny and quite thought-provoking.
ReplyDeleteMovie quotes:
"Well, Mr. Snelgrove, I happen to know that in the future I will not have the slightest use for algebra, and I speak from experience." --Peggy Sue Kelcher (Peggy Sue Got Married)
"Some people without brains do an awful lot of talking... don't they?" --Scarecrow, TWOZ
"What would you do with a brain if you had one?" --Dorothy Gale, TWOZ
Best line for me would be either "I picked a hell of a week to quit sniffing glue" (Lloyd Bridges, Airplane), or "Decent?" Rita Hayworth's first line in Gilda. If you know the latter movie, you know what I'm talking about, esp if you've seen Shawshank.
ReplyDeleteDidn't see too many movies this summer, but of the popcorn films I loved the Avengers, and of the arthouse movies, probably Waiting for Sugarman.
"It's like licking a shag carpet." L.A. Story
ReplyDelete"Let me read to you from this book of poems: Oh pointy birds, oh pointy pointy.." L.A. Story
"The details of my life are quite inconsequential." Austin Powers
"Carnies. Circus folk. Small hands. Smell like cabbage." Austin Powers.
ReplyDelete“My life is as good as an Abba song. It’s as good as Dancing Queen.” — Muriel’s Wedding
“I shall call him Squishy. And he shall be mine. And he shall be MY Squishy.” — Finding Nemo
“Follow me, or perish, sweater monkeys.” — Bring it On
“Demented and sad, but social.” — The Breakfast Club
“SQUIRREL!” — Up
“There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.” - Goldmember
“I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time." _- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
'Oh my God, Karen. You can't just ask people why they're white'
ReplyDelete@treyspeak: you reminded me of another Fight Club quote, which, for some reason, I was thinking about on the way to school this morning -
ReplyDelete"I want to have your abortion".
Gross, but great writing. As is the one you quoted.
My sister and I quote Talladega Nights to each other all the time (in fact, just this morning :-P). My friend & I knew we'd be great friends forever when after meeting we were drinking beer and figured out we could both quote most of the movie. Our favorites include:
ReplyDelete"Shake and Bake!" (My husband & I say this to each other all the time)
"If you don't chew Big Red, then f- you"
"I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!"
"I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-Shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party."
"With all due respect, I didn't realize you'd gotten experimental surgery to get your balls removed."
And the one we use the most:
"Dear 8 pound 6 oz sweet baby Jesus"
Though a runner-up would be when he flips off the other driver and tells him it's for him and "It's real nice. I got it at Target. It was on sale"
(I'm a big NASCAR fan and even *I* think Talladega Nights is more a documentary than movie :-p).
"You is kind. You is smart. You is important."
ReplyDeleteand anything from Parenthood, but mostly
"Yeah if she's so brilliant why is she sitting in our NEIGHBOR'S CAR?"
"Gone With The Wind" #1
ReplyDelete"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn".
"'Tis but a flesh wound." MP and the Holy Grail
ReplyDelete"sver since i can remember, i wanted to be a gangster"
ReplyDelete@auntliddy, that's a classic one :)
DeleteI happen to know everything there is to know about maple syrup! I love maple syrup. I love maple syrup on pancakes. I love it on pizza. And I take maple syrup and put a little bit in my hair when I've had a rough week. What do you think holds it up, slick?
ReplyDelete-Jeremy from Wedding Crashers
And my buddy the elf wod be when buddy answers fathers work phone with,"buddy the elf, whats your favorite color?", which is is quite preferable to any phone mail greeting.
ReplyDeleteMy sister and I quote Talladega Nights to each other all the time (in fact, just this morning :-P).
ReplyDeleteMe, too, Megsablue. My daughter and I quote it constantly. I just said, "Who's retarded now?" (the only context in which I will use the R word) just last night.
Personally, I like to think of Jesus as the lead singer for Lynerd Skynerd, and I'm in the front row, and I'm hammered drunk.
Some days I say out loud, "I just wake up in the morning and I piss excellence."
And my dream is to go to Applebees and say, "Applebees has rats! I found a whole rat in my Cobb salad."
I refer to Taco Bell as 'the always delicious Taco Bell,' and my daughter explains sometimes that she's 'all hopped up on Mountain Dew.'
Or, 'You speeled my macchiato' in an over-the-top French accent.
"You know the part in scary movies when somebody does something really stupid and everyone hates them for it? Well this is it!" Trisha in Jeepers Creepers
ReplyDelete"I know what goes where and why." Gene Wilder in Silver Streak
"I know drug real from real real." Beef in Phantom of the Paradise
"Game over man! Game over!" Hudson in Aliens.
"I totally paused." Cher in Clueless
"Oh, I'm a real light sleeper, Childs." MacReady in John Carpenter's The Thing
@Mooshki- OMG I love John Barrowman!! I have all the seasons of Torchwood. I'm gonna have to watch that movie now. I don't know how I missed it.
ReplyDelete"Fat, drunk and stupid, is no way to go through life son" - Animal House
ReplyDelete"Assss Hoooooooolllllleeeeeeee" A Fish Called Wanda
ReplyDeleteYou can DO it!
ReplyDelete*hangs head in shame*
"You remind me of the babe.
ReplyDeleteWhat babe?
The babe with the power.
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who do?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the babe!"
And...
"You either move or you are moved." Hellboy II.
I don't particularly like the last quote, but it sticks in my head. I blame it on Prince Nuada being hawt. You all can keep Legolas!
"My name is Anigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die!"
ReplyDeleteOMG @Discoflux I am so ashamed! You are right. I have watched that movie 10 thousand times, I can't believe I messed that up. I even own the special edition director's cut, lol.
ReplyDeleteI also love the "You tell them I'm comin' and hell's comin' with me. YOU HEAR? HELL'S COMIN' WITH ME!" quote.
Hmmm.. well this one is obscure .. but I always managed to have a brain freeze when I read these .. now seems no different. But the ones that spring to mind right this moment are a grouping from the same general area of the same movie - "Running Scared" with Gregory Hines and Billy Crystal - and I have the unfortunate habit of using the same voice as Billy Crystal in the movie when I say them!
ReplyDelete"The man did not know what the meaning of Deuteronomy was!" [It means Second Law .. in case anyone wants to know! And this is paraphrasing what Billy actually says .. but it has been so long that my family and I have been saying it this way .. I can't actually recall the whole factual quote! LOL!!]
"Mother! Mother! Can I have some more petite marshmallows in my hot cocoa?"
And last, "Gotta go! Final Jeopardy's on!"
[After a few moments googling "mother," "hot cocoa" and "petite marshmallows"...] Hey! Someone else loved this as much as me!! Here is the exchange on YouTube!! Hope you guys enjoy it!
SusanB, "You'll shoot your eye out!" is a great one.
ReplyDeletebobbi_1025, I think it was a straight-to-SyFy movie.
There's too many quotes to just name one. Favorite QUOTABLE movies are Nacho Libre, Jurassic Park, Mean Girls, and Anchorman.
ReplyDelete@lizjaxe great quote! Kevin Spacey is just awesome.
ReplyDeletePulp Fiction: "Oh man...I shot Marvin in the face!"
ReplyDelete"you're terrible, Muriel."
ReplyDeletemy brother and I use it every time one of us does something scandalous.
Squirrel!!! - Up
ReplyDeleteBury your head in the sand and wait for the fucking prom. - Breakfast Club
Social, demented and sad, but social. - Breakfast Club
Bueller? Bueller? - Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Shake and Bake - Talledega Nights
If your not first your last. - Talledega Nights
What you do mean I'm funny? - Goodfellas
Get in my belly - Austin Powers
Do I make you horny? - Austin Powers
I could go on forever. I quote movies so often.
Have only seen a couple movies this summer but I loved Ted.
There can be only one...
ReplyDeleteHello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
It's wafer thin.
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries.
It's just a flesh wound.
No, please...let me face the peril!
The king looks like the piss boy.
Sooooo many....
It was....the salmon mousse!!!!
ReplyDeleteOMG, I love Tombstone! I think that is my favorite Val Kilmer role. Love this line: "Why Kate, you're not wearing a bustle. How lewd." It's just how he says the lines!
ReplyDeleteOkay no one has mentioned it so I'm bringing up Anchorman. My favorite?
"You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair."
Veronica Corningstone: My God, what is that smell? Oh.
Brian Fantana: That's the smell of desire my lady.
Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food. Oh, excuse me.
Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people.
News Station Employee: [Disgusted] What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.
News Station Employee: [Horrified] Smells like Bigfoot's dick!
Brian Fantana: [Tries to act casual and walk away] Woah, what's that smell?
"I'll have three fingers of Glenlivet, with a little bit of pepper... and some cheese."
and of course: "You are a smelly pirate hooker."
"Obviously you're not a golfer" and "You are out of your fucking element Donny!" Love The Dude!
ReplyDeleteBest movie this summer- TDKR and Avengers. I can't pick. Spiderman was pretty good too.
@Lisa Thank you for FINALLY mentioning Anchorman!!
ReplyDelete"60% of the time, it works every time."
"What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing."
"I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."
"You stay classy, San Diego."
"Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina."
(I am from SD and we quote this shit all the time.)
Oh man, so many good ones. Right now I'd have to go with "Dogs fuck the Pope, no fault of mine!" from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
ReplyDeleteThis reminds me of a game that was going around Myspace years ago, it was acutally pretty fun. You just choose a movie quote and pass the list on, that's it. Don't cite the quote or anything like that. Some people will get the quote and some won't. You'll get some quotes and be clueless with regards to others. Only rule is get the quote actually right. Eg "Luke I am your father" doesn't count.
ReplyDeleteDid anyone else play this?
Yay Lauren! More favorites:
ReplyDeleteYou've got a dirty whorish mouth
Sweet Lincoln's mullet
Ron Burgundy: You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy?
Ed Harken: Dammit. Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter?
I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.
"It's a bit nutty.." Austin Powers, whenever we serve coffee.
ReplyDeleteTed and Brave best movies so far this year. Haven't seen Hunger Games yet.
And, "Tonight, we dine.. in Hell!!"
ReplyDeleteAlways appropriate.
TRUE STORY:
ReplyDelete2 weeks ago, my son was in his dorm and said out loud: "If you ain't first, you're last" (from Talledega Nights). From the den he hears a "Shut up". Turns out the kid who played little Ricky Bobby goes to college with my son and is in the same frat as my son's roommate and was in the den!
You don't want to get mixed up with a guy like me, I'm a loner Dottie, a rebel.
ReplyDeletePee Wees Big Adventure
"you can go anywhere you want now, baby"
ReplyDelete"it was, it was...SOAP POISONING"
"she doesn't even go here!!"
"he hates those cans!!"
"what about tomorrow, will you be dating then?"
"the monkey's out of the bottle, man"
"you sewed your own poison!"
"when you wrote "I love da pussy" were you thinking about danglin your dice on Lance's forehead?"
Soooo many more
There was a movie in the 80's called "Running Scared" with Billy Crystal and Gregory Hines. I know people (besides me) who can gleefully quote almost the entire movie.
ReplyDelete@Lauren & Lisa, Anchorman has sooo many good ones. "I love Scotch. Scotchy, Scotch, Scotch."
ReplyDeleteOh - and:
ReplyDelete"Glen Coco? Four for you Glen Coco! You GO, Glen Coco!"
- Mean Girls
I love that scene.
Mean Girls is so quotable too!
ReplyDelete"At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you *will* get chlamydia... and die."
"Most people think I'm lying about being a virgin because I prefer jumbo tampons, but I can't help it if I have a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!"
"You smell like a baby prostitute."
"Made out with a hot dog? Oh my God that was one time!"
That's a great hat you're wearing..and I don't mean that in a eddie haskell kind of way....singles
ReplyDeleteFrom elf: i like to smile, smiling's my favorite...and his boss: make work your new favorite.
Too many great movie lines out there!
"A real woman could stop you from drinking "
ReplyDelete"It would have to be a real big woman !!"
From the original Arthur
Like other people have said , I love this movie and there are too many great lines to say them all here !
Terms of Endearment has some of my favorites too "Wait over by the car honey " "NOW NOW NOW !!! "
I know it's a TV show but...
ReplyDeleteTobias: Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.
"South to drop off, moron!!". Or "you fed a baby chili?". -- both from Mr. Mom, a true cinematic classic
ReplyDeleteWho her? She's ugly! Clark Griswold, NL Vacation! One of my all time favorites:)
ReplyDelete@Pammie, we just watched Mr. Mom last week! 220, 221, whatever it takes.... awesome movie!
ReplyDelete"Run Away! Run Away!" MP and the Grail
ReplyDeleteThe whole scene with the black knight ("it's just a flesh wound" Heh
I understand that the Indians in Monty Python are speaking Yiddish. As I remember being told by someone who was engaged to a guy who knew yiddish, the dialog is pretty rude and funny.
The new phone book is here! The new phone book is here!
ReplyDeleteCracking good toast, Grommit.
ReplyDelete"He tried taking water from toilets, but it's Secretary Not Sure who finds himself in the toilet now, and as History pulls down its pants and prepares to lower ITS ASS on Not Sure's head, it will be Daddy Justice who will be crapping on him this time."
ReplyDeleteHell yes @Robert. I love idiocracy!
DeleteFrom When Harry Met Sally... "I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."
ReplyDeleteI forgot Bicentennial Man,"I try to make sense of things. Which is why, I guess, I believe in destiny. There must be a reason that I am as I am. There must be."
ReplyDeletethe scene in 'wayne's world", where rob lowe's character tells garth "we're thinking of making some changes around here garth. you're a smart guy. what do you think?" without looking up garth takes a hammer and SMASHES the mechanical hand he's working on (?) and then casually looks up and says; "we fear change". word.
ReplyDelete"The human torch was denied a bank loan." - Ron Burgundy
ReplyDelete"Okay Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist." - Tobias Funke Arrested Development
Lucille Bluth: "Get me a vodka rocks."
Michael Bluth: "Mom, it's breakfast."
Lucille Bluth: "And a piece of toast."
"That's what turns me on about 'cha, your attention to detail." - Ace Ventura
"Listen, Mr. Samsonite, about the briefcase...." - Lloyd Christmas
"I'm gonna hang by the bar....put out the vibe." - Lloyd Christmas
"I'm not even supposed to BE here today!"
ReplyDeleteI feel your pain, Maja, there are so many that we use so often it's hard to remember them all! We quote tombstone, dazed and confused, talledaga nights, any Austin Powers, southpark and elf around here on the regular...but Yodelay, yours is one we say almost daily!
ReplyDeleteI agree with Maja, this is IMPOSSIBLE to name just one!
ReplyDelete“A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men.” (Willy Wonka)
"Shitter was full!" or "Grace? She passed away 30 years ago" or "You couldn't hear a dump truck going through a nitroglycerin plant." (NLCV)
"Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives. When he isn't around he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he?" (Clarence Oddbody)
"That'll do, Pig, that'll do" and "Pigs are definitely stupid" (Babe)
"CorporateAccountsPayableNinaSpeaking..JUSTaMoment" (Office Space)
"I realize that when I met you at the turkey curry buffet, I was unforgivably rude, and wearing a reindeer jumper." (Mark Darcy)
"Please get out of my Van Halen T-Shirt before you jinx the band and they break up." (Robbie Hart)
"I just don't understand why things just can't go back to normal at the end of the half hour like on the Brady Bunch or something. " (Lelaina Pierce)