Who is the most likely to be arrested multiple times? I think they all stand a good chance of being arrested once or twice, but I will go with The Situation to be arrested the most.
Who will actually earn money without getting a real job? Probably Pauly D. The rest might not get a real job, but they will all be living at home if they are just trying to make money doing promo work. My second choice might surprise you, but I think Ronnie has a good chance to make a living without getting a real job. He does a good job with endorsements. He might like to beat up women and is an a-hole when drunk, but he does a good job with promoting things.
Who will be married the most? I am going with Jwoww on this one. She falls in love and breaks up easily.
Who will have the most kids? Vinny or Angelina maybe.
Highest profile relationship? Sammi. She will find someone who will make us scratch our heads.
The situation will relapse, vinnie's penis will fall off from all the std's, snookie will get another show, dina will be an unknown a year from now and sammi will continue to be a doormat in all her relationships
ReplyDeleteSituation & Dena for arrests. I see JWoww possibly getting arrested for domestic altercation - she gives me that vibe. Ronnie, too.
ReplyDeleteI think Pauly D, Snooki, and JWoww won't get real jobs. For some reason I think Snooki is going to have more books, and branch out into something to do with talkshows, etc. JWoww will do "modeling" work.
I can totally see Sammi hooking up with a Clist/low B list actor, TV or movie.
ReplyDeleteI was into these people for awhile. Now I just don't give a shit about any of them. Oh, I will continue to order "sangwiches". Shout out to Pauly D.
ReplyDeleteI think Snooki will have the most kids. It's in her eyes.
ReplyDeleteHave never watched. Only know them from gossip sites, so no guesses here.
ReplyDeletei'm with you 100%
ReplyDeleteAngelina is gone dude.
ReplyDeletemost arrests? Ronnie for domestics and bar fights.
most money? Snooki or Pauly.
Acting? Vinnie.
Deana- no 1 curr.
I watch a ton of reality shows but I confess I've never watched one episode of Jersey Shore.
ReplyDeleteHope they all made enough to be able to go home to Jersey and breed happily for the rest of their lives....if not, there's always the NJ Housewives....
jwoww HARDLY falls in and out of love easily..were you even watching the show?? she has been with roger for years and before that had one guy so i dont know what you are basing this on enty.
ReplyDeleteHave no idea how any of these folks will turn out since I never watch this show. Somoene will die of a drug overdose and/or alcoholism. Sad.
ReplyDeleteThe Situation will end up on Celebrity Rehab. Twice.
ReplyDeleteRonnie will get into MMA/UFC type fighting. He'll be arrested the most. Roid rage.
Snooki will keep squeezing those kids out. She'll make the most money out of the group, too.
Pauly D's face will start to resemble Wayne Newton's if he doesn't LAY OFF THE BOTOX.
Vinny will father one of Snooki's 8 kids.
JWoww, Dena and Angelina will end up on Big Brother UK or I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here. Well, maybe not Angelina...she'll end up on Celebrity Fit Club. Or print ads for diet pills.
I am sad that I've spent so many hours watching this show, but the first season WAS good.
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ReplyDeleteSnooki will make the most money and not have to get the real job... Pauly will do okay too. Jwoww will hang on if she can keep riding Snooki's coat tails and keep up her endorsements.
ReplyDeleteRonnie will get arrested the most and The Situation will be in rehab multiple times, with an arrest or 2 as well. I expect Sammi and Vinny to fade into obscurity and Deena will just do whatever reality scrap thrown her way.
Sammi,Vinny, and Ronnie will never have a hit reality show again.
ReplyDeleteDeena, if she latches on to Snooki like Jwoww did, will have her 15 minutes like Jwoww is doing.
Snooki and Pauly D will make the most money. Pauly with his DJ'ing and Snooki being Snooki.