Today's Blind Items - The Biggest Dog
I always have thought that the biggest tool out there when it came to really just using women and tossing them away was probably Gerard Butler or Wilmer Valderrama. Found someone way worse. Oh, and get this. He has actually been nominated/won an Academy Award. He is a very good actor. This week he was hitting on some models and told them they should come back to his place for some partying. They asked who else would be there and he said it would just be him and they don't need anyone else but him. He told one A++ list model they should have sex. When she declined, he turned to another model next to him and said, "Well, I guess you get to go first then. Lucky you." He had an actress girlfriend. She put up with him bringing home women and having sex with them downstairs and then coming up straight to bed or even waking up during the night when he would get a text and go out and have sex with someone and then come back to bed. She stuck with him because she thought she could change him. Plus, she was really trying hard to get pregnant. She later did with someone else who is higher on the list than our dog actor. She is quite the actress. I could write a whole book about what she has done in the past to try and get guys to fall for her.
Juuuicy...... Spill it Enty!!!!!
ReplyDeleteRyan Gosling for the dog. Blake Lively and now yan Reynolds
ReplyDeletewell....i thought of Leo, but then he gets nominated for every single blind vice that involves models.
ReplyDeleteOkay, so we have:
ReplyDeleteJerk Actor
A++ Model
Girlfriend
New Actor She Has Child/ren With
Bonus 4 For today! Woo!
Guesses who won oscars & would be at fashion week: Jamie Fox
ReplyDeleteSean Penn
Al Pacino
Nick Cag
Denzel
More curious to know who the woman is.
Ryan Reynolds has not been nominated/won an Oscar.
ReplyDeleteMy first thought was Billy Bob Thornton and Angelina Jolie, but they were married I think.
Was Ryan Gosling nominated for an Oscar? My first thought was Sean Penn, I know he was married a couple of times, but the reference to the girlfriend can still be true. Just can't figure out the actress...
ReplyDeleteRyan Gosling was nominated for an Oscar for his performance in Half Nelson. I don't think this is him, though. I soooooo want it to be Sean Penn, but unfortunately I don't think it fits.
Deleteoh...and yeah..i meant leo for the dog...blake for the actress...oh wait...im pretty sure that Ryan Reynolds isn't considered a more in-demand actor than Leo is. hmmmm.
ReplyDeleteMaybe billy bob, though he was married to Angelina and not just her boyfriend.
man i suck at these
Gosling has been nominated for Oscars, but none of this fits him otherwise. He currently has a GF, and none of his past actress GF's have gone on to get pregnant.
ReplyDeleteOh oops, I read that as Gosling. Either way, I don't think Blake really dated Gosling long enough for him to cheat on her and for her to try to get pregnant...?
ReplyDeletejude law.
ReplyDeleteHow about Adrian Brody, Elsa and Chris?
ReplyDeleteAnother guess: Adrian Brody. Girlfriend being Elsa Pataky, who just had a baby with Chris Hemsworth.
ReplyDeleteThough the Jude Law one would fit but was at Fashion Week I only saw him at TIFF
ReplyDeleteHA! @gossip!
ReplyDeleteI say Ed norton and salma Hayek who went on and married really well
ReplyDeleteI can't think of anyone buy Sean "The Peen" Penn.
ReplyDeleteLOL Jolene we posted at exactly the same time. :) Too freaky!
ReplyDeleteDefinitely thought Adrian Brody without even looking at the comments!
ReplyDeleteI love that Adrian Brody has been reduced to doing beer & gillette commercials, I have heard he is quite the douchebag.
ReplyDeleteI think @gossip got it. Elsa is gorgeous, Adrian's loss is Chris' gain.
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ReplyDeleteI like the Adrian Brody guess.
ReplyDelete@gossip--GREAT MINDS!
ReplyDeleteAdrian Brody was at the Diesel Black Gold show in NYC on Tuesday...
http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/LbRj3HfbEE0/Diesel+Black+Gold+Front+Row+Spring+2013+Mercedes
Brodry/Elsa/Chris hemworth is a great guess
ReplyDeleteAdrien Brody or Edward Norton.
ReplyDeleteNot Jude Law since her Sienna's baby daddy is not higher than Jude on any list.
Brodry/Elsa/Chris hemworth is a great guess
ReplyDeleteAh, I think you guys go it, I forgot about Adrien Brody.
ReplyDeleteOn the flip side, there's a lot out there about Elsa Pataky being a major C herself, so that would mesh with what Enty said about being able to write a book about her.
Adrian Brody's douchiness must've been what killed his career. He is an excellent actor with a really interesting look.
ReplyDeleteWith the Academy Award win & the great projects he got at the beginning of his career, he must've been an uber asshole to have thrown it all away so fast.
Adrien is such a good guess!
ReplyDeleteI stand by the Gosling pick. Lively may be pregnant now
ReplyDeletehttp://www.ahlanlive.com/blake-lively-pregnant--197681.html
Billy bob/Angelina/Brad/model?
ReplyDeleteThis really bums me out. I love Adrien Brody
ReplyDeleteI'm definitely going with
ReplyDelete-Actor - Bill Bob Thorton.
-A++ Model - Heidi Klum
-Actress Girlfriend who has a past - Angelina Jolie
-Actor she got preggers with higher up on the list: Brad Pitt
Leo/Gisele/Tommy (Brady) --doesn't say that she moved on to another actor
ReplyDelete@ A RESIDENT Gosling never won an Oscar, only nominated.
ReplyDeleteI think it is Adrian Brody.
^But it does say she's an actress, which Gisele is not.
ReplyDeleteI completely understand why a come-from-nowhere star like Brody would have wanted to indulge in all the groupies Hollywood had to offer, particularly since he won the Oscar at age 29.
ReplyDeleteBut The Pianist was 10 years ago! Doesn't that lifestyle get old after a while?
Then again, Mick Jagger is probably still at it in his 70s, so maybe it doesn't ever get old.
No one is douchier than wilmer. No one.
ReplyDelete@lizness it says nominated/won, so that alone wouldn't rule out Gosling. What would rule him out is that none of his past actress GF's that he's actually lived with have gone on to get pregnant. If he actually dated Blake Lively, it was very brief last year and obviously the timeline doesn't lend itself to a live in, get cheated on type of situation.
ReplyDeleteYou guys nailed it!
ReplyDeleteBut I am now curious to know what Elsa Pataky has done to try and get guys to fall for her.
I'm thinking Naomi Campbell for the A++ model. She walked the runway at fashion week.
ReplyDeletei like the adrian/elsa/chris guess, but i do also like the ed/salma/her hubby guess.
ReplyDeleteryan gosling doesnt work like Spacecowboy said...i am not even sure if he and blake dated, but they definitely did not live together. she hasnt been confirmed pregnant, and none of his other exes have either. also, i just dont see him as being a duesch either. he seems to be friends/on good terms with all his exes.
Montana, back when she was dating Adrian, the two of them did an incredibly gauche 'we're so in love' photo-spread at their 'perfect house' I believe in upstate NY. Tons of staged 'spontaneous affection' shots, it was so weird, I remember it well after all these years. I think it was in a Conde Nast publication or something.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I came away from that article & photos as thinking he either cheats on her SO bad, and/or she manipulates the HELL out of him. No heterosexual man would have come up with that cheese-fest photoshoot unless SOMETHING was pressuring him.
JMO. But it could mean AB & EP fit the blind also.
I remember that! It totally stands out after all these years for how bizarre it was. Yes!!!
DeleteAlso, The Biggest Dog could refer to Adrien because he has tiny chihuaha dogs.
ReplyDeleteAnd Michael K calls him afghan hound because he looks like that breed lol!
DeleteI think it's because he looks like a greyhound...
DeleteFWIW, Gisele WAS in The Devil wears Prada. I agree, that doesn't an actress make ... but she does have a credit...
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ReplyDeleteHere's something about Adrien and Elsa living together and wanting to start a family:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.imdb.com/news/ni0579679/
Um ew. Good job on the guesses guys, I would have never got it. But seriously Adrian Brody???
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one that think that dude is hideous??
I hope its not Adrien Brody. Seems like it is though, and that makes me sad.
ReplyDeletehe's nauseating.
ReplyDeleteI was doing a little research on whodatedwho.com and Leo is definitely a dog. I think it easier to say who didn't do him than the ones who did. This blind is probably not him, but I was a bit shocked
ReplyDelete@libby--YES. That spread was SO GROSS. Weren't they in a bathtub or on horses or some ridiculous shit? Just awful.
ReplyDeleteTHANK YOU Jolene---I'm glad you remember it too. I think a bathtub AND horses too. Just so false and made your spidey-sense go BERSERK.
ReplyDeleteI don't get the Adrian Brody thing either. Looks like a bad stage magician.
ReplyDeleteOh, no, not Adrien... *sigh* I've always been very fond of him, and was thrilled when he won his Oscar (which, IMO, was well-deserved), not to mention that his mom is a wonderful photographer and they've always seemed very close. So when did he supposedly become a douche? And is it simply that he's been out tomcatting around with almost anyone with a vagina, or is he supposedly being a jerk in general? (I'd also been under the impression that some of the career doldrums were due to both the Oscar Curse and being in several movies that didn't do nearly as well as they should have; even an Oscar winner's career can take a dive if they're in too many flops.)
ReplyDeleteHe was friends with some friends of mine circa 2000 and he was definitely already a model-collecting douchemaster then. Pre-Oscar.
Deletepretty sure yall nailed this one with the adrian brody/elsa guess. Your posts piqued my curiosity, so i went trolling the internet for pictures of their photo spread. holy pretentiousness....feel like i need to go do something humble for someone now as my penance.
ReplyDeleteI think Mousemaker is correct...
ReplyDeleteI remember AB has been in tons of articles featuring his tiny dogs
@libby: what on EARTH do you find cheesy about this photo? It doesn't look staged at all:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.laineygossip.com/Content/images/articles/adrien%20hello%202%20oct08.jpg
I'm kidding, of course :)
Yes, Cathy, oh my god, I'm in tears!
ReplyDelete'So he found out i love the countryside too, so he said, 'well, then we will share our dreams'...'
GAG CITY. Everyone should look at that link Cathy posted, and you will have so many questions afterward, you will be in no doubt that SOMETHING is desperately WRONG with at least one of them.
I was thinking Hugh Grant, Elizabeth Hurley and I can't think of who the other person is...
ReplyDeleteDon't know why they popped into my head.
@libby and Cathy--HE BOUGHT HER A CASTLE. A CASTLE!!!
ReplyDeleteed norton and salma hayek is a great guess. The 2nd one is even doucher (the worst of france) but that would come in another list.
ReplyDeleteEdward Norton
Wow, that photo spread is ridiculous. I didn't have photos that cheesy for...well, ever.
ReplyDeleteI wonder what Enty is hinting about regarding Elsa. Do you think Chris slept with Miley and Elsa looked the other way?
Was Billy Crudup ever nominated for an Oscar? Because if he was this I feel like this is him and the actress he f'd around on is Claire Danes.
ReplyDeleteI like the Adrian Brody guess! There have been some gossip items about him and his womanizing ways.
ReplyDelete@Cathy, Libby, Jolene - reading the comments were totally worth it because it lead me to that craptastic photo shoot! Thanks for the link, Cathy - solid gold!
ReplyDeleteBrody/Pataky & Chris Hemsworth match up 100 pct.
ReplyDeleteHe's know to be a dog, and even websites mock im for having the long narrow foace of Afghan dogs (the kind the reall dong, droopy hair). Pataky finally dumped him and hooked up with Chris Hemsworth immediately, got married and had his kid in very short order.
Not sure who the A++ model is but Kate Upton has been all over fashion week.
@ ms snarky LOL@Bad magacian!!! I couldn't put my finger on what annoyed me about him...but you nailed it!!!
ReplyDeleteNot Ed Norton, please! I know someone who has worked with him and she said that he was very nice and genuine, although she isn't model hot so he wouldn't have told her she was lucky to have sex with him.
ReplyDelete@ Libby, that photo spread IS hilarious. Jezebel covered it too, and added to that "countryside" line: No need for a magnifying glass — that caption really does say, "When Adrien realized I loved the countryside too, he said, 'Well, we can share our dreams together, then.' " An additional, smaller caption reads, "When I told Adrien I loved convoluted John Maybury films, he pressed a finger to my lips and said, 'Elsa, then an autographed DVD of The Jacket you shall have.'" Did they have the tinest clue how ridiculous they appeared?
I had a completely non-existant opinion of Elsa Pataky before seeing this photo spread. But now, I must scorn her.
ReplyDeleteUh..Is that a sword he's wearing? OMFG.Adrien: [to Elsa, squeezing her hand] Do you remember when we were at a party in Cannes, and a woman sitting behind us told us, “Thank you for making me believe in love again”? ..I am laughing my ass off right now..We see where the hell that "love" went don't we?
ReplyDeleteI like Crila's Brangelina guess. I can see Billy Bob saying something like that...
ReplyDeleteChris Hemsworth said in an interview his wife Elsa is the sweetest woman he's ever known.
ReplyDeleteBut I think this big bad dog is Owen Wilson, star of "Marmaduke" and "Marley & Me." Did some of you forget he was an Oscar nominee/winner.... as a screenwriter?
I think Adrian Brody and that one oddball guy from the TV show Crossing Jordan should be cast as brothers in a movie. That would be cool.
ReplyDeleteAdrian for the blind. He clearly feels "entitled." Kissing Halle Berry without invitation or permission showed that.
Selock, pre-Oscar, what did models see in him? How did he manage to get them?
ReplyDeleteUnlikely to be Saint Angie/Billy Bob/Brad of the Stinky Pitts cuz Angie loves 3 ways,she is the power top as well as bi,so she couldn't be the victim here.Agree she is quite the actress with the whole I can't stop wearing BillyBob's vial of blood,cuz we r 4ever until I nab someone better looking& then transform into the perfect wife & mother of the rainbow family,Our Lady of Good Works All About Helping The Poors. And BillyBob is a douche,too,but can't make this fit.
ReplyDeleteActor: Adrien Brody
ReplyDeleteA++ list model: Naomi Campbell
Actress girlfriend: Elsa Pataky
Husband: Chris Hemsworth
I'm thinking Owen Wilson because I refuse to believe that Adrien Brody could be this much of a douchebag. Except for that cheese ass photo spread with Tacky Pataky. But since Owen and him are friends, it's possible they are twin douchies.
ReplyDeleteCan you imagine how hard Naomi Campbell must have shut down Adrien Brody?
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