Apparently Tila Tequila is having trouble finding regular work as a singer or an actress or finding a reality show that will take her, so she has turned to escorting. Although, if you look at the screencap above, it looks like she has no problems making sure her clients leave satisfied which would make her a hooker in my book. Tila charges $2500 a day, but if you don't have that much money or that much time she will let you see her for an hour and it is just $750. Seems kind of steep if you can have her for 24 hours for $2500. I mean that is barely over $100 an hour. I would pay her the $2500 just to video her rambling on and on for 24 hours about her life and what she has been up to and all of those stories she used to write about and the guys she dated. Do you know how many stories she has? You would never know if they were true, but they would be good stories. Film her for 24 hours straight and edit it into a nice 12 episode reality show. You could have Dr. Drew come on at the end of the each episode and give his expert analysis and how he is appalled someone would take advantage of someone who is obviously in need of help and then run off to try and sell another season of Celebrity Rehab to follow his other show Rehab. The screencap comes courtesy of ghostriderradio and if you are having trouble reading it, I suggest you save it and then really blow it up. Thanks L.B.
The $2500 is for 8hrs. I read the whole thing. Still seems a bargain, for such a classy lady!
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OH I NEVER SAW THIS COMING. WHAT A SHOCK.
ReplyDeleteAnd actually, aside from the fact that I have a BF and feel that I could never hire an escort, I would be too afraid to hire HER as an escort. The chances of her having one of her "episodes" and trying to kill herself in your presence are way too great.
ReplyDeleteI thought she already was a hooker
ReplyDeleteI feel immense sadness and pity for the poor fools who pony up cash to have sex with this creature. They are the real victims!
ReplyDeleteI wonder if ICP will hire her for the next Gathering of the Juggalo's?
ReplyDeleteI'm completely blindsided by this information. She always seemed like such a level-headed, rational individual with exception decision making skills.
ReplyDeleteShe used to be a hooker in her myspace days, this isn't new.
ReplyDeleteDoes everyone remember that photo of her with the tampon string? Nuf said!
ReplyDeleteClassy all the way!
Wasn't she always a hooker?
ReplyDeleteAlso, the screencap clearly defines the full-day as eight hours, not twenty-four.
In other news, the sky is blue.
ReplyDeleteok I think the following comment will be appropriate in this thread!
ReplyDeleteWHORE!
How can u read the tiny screenshot? I'm on an iphone or firefox and it won't get big.
ReplyDeleteThat's what she said.
Click on the picture. It will get BIGGER! ;)
DeleteLOL DIA!!!! (after my 3rd acupuncture treatment I'm completely addicted. I would have fallen asleep last time if I had 2 more minutes. I feel euphoric for longer and longer after each treatment. You are in an amazing field and I'm telling everyone to go!)
DeleteThat's awesome katsm0711!
DeleteCan I hire you to do my PR? Tell everyone it doesn't hurt and you feel amazing afterwards!
Hugs, dp
I don't see why not. Girl has to make bank somehow and I see don't see how anyone would hire her with her credibility. Except for porn but I guess she wants to be 'discreet'.
ReplyDeleteHa ha @ discoflux!!!
ReplyDeleteNever mind. Can't see it on Firefox but I can on iphone landscape. I feel creepy reading it. I feel sorry for her and as if the men are bad guys happy to take advantage of a desperate woman clinging to publicity. I've always thought prostitution should be legal but this makes me question if a woman can ever prostitute herself while holding the power. What man would willingly send Tila his criminal record?????
ReplyDeleteThe fact that she is a hooker is less surprising than the fact that she takes PayPal.
ReplyDeleteAnd to verify he is "real" she calls a phone number and asks to speak to him. This is all around dangerous. And I don't mean dangerous in just the STD way!
ReplyDelete"VANDELAY INDUSTRIES SAY VANDELAY INDUSTRIES!!!!!!!"
DeleteYeah, I thought she always WAS a hooker?
ReplyDeleteI'll bet she'll do anything, too. I mean ANYthing.
I can never read or enlarge these individual pictures on a post. Does anyone have a larger pic?
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure she's been a prostitute for many years.
"I'm completely shocked" - said no one.
ReplyDeleteIf you have an iphone, you can click on the picture and it will get bigger. Then you can enlarge it with the two finger method. I read this on my iPhone.
ReplyDeleteOK: did anyone but me notice the difference between "her" answers? As soon as the identity of the person writing the inquiry was confirmed, the pronouns went from "we" and "us" to "me" and "I." Even more so, the grammar and quality of the writing declined. I wonder if 1. she has canned answers that she cuts and pastes until a certain point or 2. If she has a pimp.
She's a moron, beyond the STD danger. If she thinks that telling someone she's going to call their place of work to verify their identity really protects her from murderers/sickos/rapists or reporters, she is in for a sorry surprise. I could ask my best friend to answer the phone at her desk and then say that I'm busy, as if I worked there. It means nothing.
Sad.