Tila Tequila Is A Hooker

Apparently Tila Tequila is having trouble finding regular work as a singer or an actress or finding a reality show that will take her, so she has turned to escorting. Although, if you look at the screencap above, it looks like she has no problems making sure her clients leave satisfied which would make her a hooker in my book. Tila charges $2500 a day, but if you don't have that much money or that much time she will let you see her for an hour and it is just $750. Seems kind of steep if you can have her for 24 hours for $2500. I mean that is barely over $100 an hour. I would pay her the $2500 just to video her rambling on and on for 24 hours about her life and what she has been up to and all of those stories she used to write about and the guys she dated. Do you know how many stories she has? You would never know if they were true, but they would be good stories. Film her for 24 hours straight and edit it into a nice 12 episode reality show. You could have Dr. Drew come on at the end of the each episode and give his expert analysis and how he is appalled someone would take advantage of someone who is obviously in need of help and then run off to try and sell another season of Celebrity Rehab to follow his other show Rehab. The screencap comes courtesy of ghostriderradio and if you are having trouble reading it, I suggest you save it and then really blow it up.  Thanks L.B.