I can't help but always refer to Shakira twice everytime I hear her name. Or even write it. Saying it once does not seem enough. Yesterday, Shakira announced to the world that she is pregnant with Gerard Pique. This is the guy that she cheated on her ex-boyfriend with. Well, one of the guys she cheated on her ex-boyfriend with. I don't recall if Shakira cheated with this guy while she was with the other guy she was cheating on her ex-boyfriend with, but because it is a happy pregnancy story, lets just say she was broken up with everyone when she happened to get together with this guy and now has become pregnant. Well, more than pregnant. It sounds like she might be getting close to delivery because she canceled all her promotional events for the next few days, including the iHeart Radio Music Festival which invades every Clear Channel station across the country for months with the mentions of it. Got it. Concert in Vegas. If I keep listening I might win tickets.
Isn't this the gay soccer player?
ReplyDeleteHow come she never had a kid with her ex-boyfriend of ten years?
He is hot, but ten years younger...i have always been surprised by this union
ReplyDeleteWonder how Zlatan feels...LOL. But, congratulations on the pregnancy.
ReplyDeleteWhy zlatan? Did they hook up???
DeleteIf Zlatan is hooking up with Gerard, I wonder how MELLBERG feels! Heh.
DeleteGive Shakira a break Enty! Lol. Congrats to her!
ReplyDeleteHaha. That's why I don't listen to any Clear Channel stations. We have an AWESOME public radio station here called The Current. Y'all can stream it online @ thecurrent.org - it's worth it. :)
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm with Enty on the "Shakira Shakira". Except I hear Wyclef in my head singing it.
I always remember the scandal a few years ago when a videotape of Shakira in a threesome reportedly surfaced -- it was something that Miami folks talked about a lot, but she apparently got the video back from the servant who stole it and it was never digitized or uploaded anywhere. Supposedly. I've always liked her, that little Lebanese Columbian temptress.
ReplyDeleteOne joke about her used to be that her family fled Beirut to escape violence and uncertainty -- and moved to Colombia. Which, you know, isn't the usual place you go to escape violence.
ReplyDeleteI thought this was old news? I read something about this a couple of weeks ago and then a few days ago, it was being blabbed on about because of her gig on The Voice next season.
ReplyDeleteShakira is way too good for a Barfa player.
ReplyDeleteapparently she has toxoplasmosis so she has a risk pregnancy (my 2cents)
ReplyDeleteher ex-fiance/boyfriend (ex-Argentinean President's son) controlled her career for over a decade and almost destroyed her...he cheated on her, I'm glad she moved on (although this guy is so young) but he seems to love her, so i wish her the best, been a fan of hers since she was 18
ReplyDelete@katsm0711: The comment was in reference to Zlatan and Gerard.
ReplyDeletehttp://anyguey.guanabee.com/2010/05/ibrahimovic-pique-photo/
Ahhh thanks I missed that one! But no way Zlatan is gay. None.
DeleteI always think Shakira Shakira too, but then I follow it up with 'oh baby when you talk like that'.
ReplyDeleteI adore Shakira, have for years. There's something fun and vibrant about her, without the diva attitude of a lot of female pop stars. Her early spanish language music is incredible; her english language pop has sometimes veered toward the fluff side but is still good. And wow, can that girl can *dance*!
ReplyDeleteI learned she was pregnant from someone here in the Idol thread the other day. Hurrah for her! Although I wish it had been with Rafael Nadal (the two of them? Well, there's my fantasy, folks).
@katsm0711 "Shakira is way too good for a Barfa player. "
ReplyDeleteAmen, to that. Liars, Divers and
Cheats. However, PK does have quite a large member.
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@hothotpotato
DeleteI'd be scared to bed a Barfa player no matter how big the goods. All I imagine is how fast he'd get a cramp or whine that I pushed him off the bed WHEN I WAS STILL UNDRESSING ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE ROOM! And then Puyol would barge in and they would bully me into giving PK a PK ;)
Love Shakira...glad she's happy.
ReplyDelete10 years isn't THAT big a gap in age, people. My mom married my dad (he's not my bio dad) when she was 34 and he was 23. When he was 25, he adopted my brother and me - I was 11, and my brother was 6. Despite the age gap, he has been a greater father than my poor bio dad ever could have been, and my bio dad was the same age as my mom.
Age does not dictate someone's level of maturity, responsibility or commitment.
I've always loved her, and her charity work, and I think she'll be an amazing mother.
ReplyDeleteA good friend of mine won a chance to meet her backstage a few years ago, but she said that although Shakira knew she was waiting, she was hours late, and rather perfunctory (but not rude) when she came out. My friend was disappointed, although she said she got the impression that there was some sort of "situation" that she was dealing with. Basically a bad day at work type of thing. I guess she can't be peppy and adorable all of the time.
I loved her Spanish music, her English stuff has not been as good but good for her and sorry guys but I love Barça but not Pique, way overrated in my opinion.
ReplyDeleteLOVE her!
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