Shakira Shakira Is Pregnant

I can't help but always refer to Shakira twice everytime I hear her name. Or even write it. Saying it once does not seem enough. Yesterday, Shakira announced to the world that she is pregnant with Gerard Pique.  This is the guy that she cheated on her ex-boyfriend with. Well, one of the guys she cheated on her ex-boyfriend with. I don't recall if Shakira cheated with this guy while she was with the other guy she was cheating on her ex-boyfriend with, but because it is a happy pregnancy story, lets just say she was broken up with everyone when she happened to get together with this guy and now has become pregnant. Well, more than pregnant. It sounds like she might be getting close to delivery because she canceled all her promotional events for the next few days, including the iHeart Radio Music Festival which invades every Clear Channel station across the country for months with the mentions of it. Got it. Concert in Vegas. If I keep listening I might win tickets.