Wednesday, September 05, 2012

Russell Brand Has Already Replaced Geri Halliwell


It was just this past weekend that Geri Halliwell said that she was in a relationship with Russell Brand. Well, unless they have an open relationship, then I guess it might be over. Russell was spotted checking in to a hotel with another woman who is someone he apparently calls over the years when he needs some really good sex. They checked in at 8pm and did not come out of their room until 11am the next day. Yes, they could have been doing lots of other things other than having sex, but this is Russell brand we are talking about here.

35 comments:

  1. He's the merry-go-round of love. Women all want to take a ride & think they can hang on but once they jump on it becomes apparent that it's spinning way too fast & there's no way to hang on. And another one bites the dust.

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  2. The guys a prince.

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  3. I can only imagine how bad this man smells...he is so icky.

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  4. Being famous would sux. No privacy. No more anonymity.

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  5. He has to be hung like a horse, because he is the definition of repulsive. He's John Mayer without the talent.

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  6. Russell is a man who should just stay single, and women should just be wary, and vaccinated.

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  7. Wow the diseases this man must have eeewwwwww!!!!!

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  8. Why any woman with an ounce of self-respect would want to have anything to do with that moron I'll never understand.

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  9. I hope all the bedding was burned

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  10. I just don't get it - I mean I can kinda see the non-famous groupies - some of them would sleep with anyone who has had a headline, but how does this guy land famous, hot women?!?!?! Howwwwwwww????? lol

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  11. Yeah, i dont know how he gets women either.

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  12. He is dressed like a giant condom (pronounced con-dom, right Brits?)

    Apparently he's constantly advertising his peen :P

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  13. God I wish you could post pics here, so I could do the Patrick pusher meme. "why don't you get John Mayer and Russell Brand - AND PUT THEM TOGETHER"

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  14. He needs to be dipped in penicillin.

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  15. I don't get this about men or women--why would ANYone want to have sex with another person who has had literally THOUSANDS of partners?? I can't imagine it.

    And for someone that promiscious, wouldn't it just start to get old? Or wouldn't you start to categorize the sex parts in your mind, like "oh, another long skinny peen" or "another vulva with the inner lips that hang out"...I mean I am sorry but it seems like it would get pretty clinical.

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  16. Russell is the british John Mayer poor Katy Pery.

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  17. For the record, I do not think Russell Brand is at all attractive physically. However, I do find him funny when I see him on talk shows. I also liked Get Him To The Greek. I don't know why anyone would want to have sex with him, but I think it would be fun to have him at a dinner or cocktail party. He seems to make pleasant, funny conversation.

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    1. Agreed. He's funny but I find him repulsive physically.

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  18. Russell must be extremely smooth talking. I'm sure he promises women an incredible night of sex, and he actually delivers. He probably has a great yelp rating

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  19. That was the first recorded instance of "bed bugs" willingly vacating a hotel bed... They knew better to be in bed with him.

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  20. @figgy
    You took the words outta my mouth!

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  21. I thought Daily Mail had Geri dumping him last week.

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  22. @ButterKwup: There are nude photos online, and actually.. it's more like a quarter of a hotdog..
    He does have a long tongue :O

    *needs to bleach eyes and mouth now, bye*

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  23. Sounds like poetic justice for Geri. She went on like three dates with him and publicly blasted Katy and her connection to her ex-husband, claiming that she had such a much more profound and lasting connection.
    Yes, Geri, that's called genital warts.

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  24. hate to sound like a bit of a tart, but when discussing a gentleman's "credentials" we need to remember that there are "showers" and there are "growers".. so you can't really judge until.. ehm.. everything is "ready" so to speak.
    Also, if someone is good and there is good chemistry, all you need is really not much in the size dept to have a great.. ehm.. experience.
    OK gotta go.. i think i Ran out of "ehm's"... haha

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  25. he must have a dick made of gold

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  26. He and Lindsey Lohan would be perfect for each other.

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  27. Regarding show-ers/growers, scientifically speaking the average penis grows no more than 25% of it's length and/or girth. There are some exceptions but I don't think any penis has ever been shown to grow more than 50% by volume and that is rare. In general, it's safe to assume that what you see is about 75% of what you'll get during sex.

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    1. This is so not true, I'm not going into details but to suffice it to say I've seen this be false - on more than one occasion....

      As for russel brand I do get his appeal but I like the fantasy of him in reality u prolly need a bio hazard suit to be within a 5 ft radius of him

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  28. I don't know that he's well endowed, but even if he isn't, maybe he just really makes the effort. That would be more than many men offer. Effort, brains, humor, and a good dose of English charm goes a looooong way.

    I wouldn't sleep with Russell, given all the notches on his post. But I'd love to hang out with him. I used to listen to his BBC radio show - he and Matt were a riot.

    I'd also guess that he doesn't smell bad, if memory serves from the radio show, he's a bit of a germaphobe and showers often.

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  29. This guy must have really been blessed with charisma on a grand scale. It's the only explanation.

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  30. Both Russel and John look like they smell like a combo of boiled eggs, stale beer, and garlicky sweat. No thanks.

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  32. @Serene Skye; what is so not true? Did I miss something? xD

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