Jenna Dewan should go makeup free more often. Should we call her Jenna Tatum? Jenna Dewan Tatum? How long is she going to be married to Channing Tatum realistically? That is a big commitment on my part.
Speaking of looking good, Jennifer Garner has this way of sneaking up on you. You get so used to seeing her pregnant and then wham.
Speaking of hotness, Jennifer Hudson has it. Look how long she has kept her weight off. She didn't get paid nearly as much as $4M either.
James Van Der Beek and Sarah Megan Thomas.
I'm tired of Kirsten Dunst photos too, although hangover ones like this are interesting. It is more about the ring though.
Kat von D managed to snag Deadmau5.
Laura Dern tries to stay upright while her daughter tries to drag her down.
Lady GaGa lights up on stage in Amsterdam.
Look how many tattoos Miley Cyrus has just in the few places you can see her skin. They all look like she did them herself while watching television.
Speaking of looking good, Jennifer Garner has this way of sneaking up on you. You get so used to seeing her pregnant and then wham.
Speaking of hotness, Jennifer Hudson has it. Look how long she has kept her weight off. She didn't get paid nearly as much as $4M either.
James Van Der Beek and Sarah Megan Thomas.
I'm tired of Kirsten Dunst photos too, although hangover ones like this are interesting. It is more about the ring though.
Kat von D managed to snag Deadmau5.
Laura Dern tries to stay upright while her daughter tries to drag her down.
Lady GaGa lights up on stage in Amsterdam.
Look how many tattoos Miley Cyrus has just in the few places you can see her skin. They all look like she did them herself while watching television.
What about Dunst's ring? It's on her middle finger. Looks like a giant pearl, or something.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Enty is confusing the ring finger, and thinks its an engagement ring?
ReplyDelete@ Seachica - he must be. Seeing double by noon, eh? Hehe
ReplyDeleteI don't know. Maybe I'm naive, but to hear Channing Tatum talk about his wife, I feel like it's one that might last. She goes by Jenna Dewan Tatum by the way. This is confusing to my mother who is a big fan of his, yet believes his name is Tatum Channing.
ReplyDeleteKat von D is so beautiful. I wish she had a few less tattoos though. Oh, and had never ever ever been anywhere near Jesse James's peen. That's a total deal-breaker.
ReplyDeleteDidn't J Hud have lap band surgery? between that an WW, of course she kept off the weight.
ReplyDeleteMiley looks so awful....
Jennifer, I love your voice. Just not your lipstick.
ReplyDeleteKat and Mau5 lol
ReplyDeleteBoth Jennifers are great body wise but I can't past their faces.
ReplyDeleteYes! Jen's flawless, except for the goopy thick lipstick.
ReplyDeleteIf Jennifer had lap band surgery, no one has proven it yet. It's just a rumor until further notice.
ReplyDeleteWhy doesn't Kat just jump in a tub of ink and get it over with?
ReplyDeleteJ Hud needs to leave the Snookie-BumpIts alone and the get a better lipsticks. Yeah and she totally got a lap band. I'm buying that for a dollar.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of Van der Beek, I just started to watch Don't trust the B in Apt. 23 and it is friggin' awesome! Hilarious! I never watched Dawson's Creek, but he's too funny.
ReplyDeleteKat "managed to snag" that sickly-looking loser? I think it was the other way around.
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ReplyDeleteKat VD is the biggest starfucker/groupie! Her one criteria for being "in love" is if a guy is famous. When she was younger, semi-famous or associated with someone famous would do, but since she had her own show, now only properly famous will do. She and John Meyer should meet.
ReplyDeleteOn the news yesterday (CBC), they did an exposé on how easy is it for teens to get tattoos. They interviewed the mother of a 15 year-old girl who was livid her daughter came home with what she called a "jailhouse tattoo." That term cracked me up. You could hear the hate in her voice.
ReplyDeleteThat's what I'm thinking of when I look at Miley. It's not like she'll ever need an office job.
I know the = sign is real, but are those other finger tats legit on Miley's fingers? They really do look like the work of inmate #420
ReplyDeleteI think Jen Garner seems like a lovely person and an amazing mama, but I'd like to see her style evolve a little bit. Her outfit is really outdated, which makes it even more strange that she threw on 4 (?) inch heels with it. I like her though :)
Van Der Beek is kinda hot, in a very WASPish kind of way.
ReplyDeleteJennifer Hudson got her stomach stapled that's why the weight has stayed off
ReplyDeleteKat Von D grosses the hell out of me, she's just nasty
Lady Gaga is annoying as hell
Even though Kat has way more tattoos, hers look good on her IMO compared to the tacky ones Miley has. Seriously, she looks like they had a going out of business sale on those sheets of fake clip art tattoos my kids like.
ReplyDeleteAnyone see the concert photos of Gaga? While I am in no way saying she's FAT, she has gained some weight. The fish net stockings really show off the cellulite and cottage cheese ass. Even her face is chub or maybe it's bloat?
ReplyDeleteAgain, not saying she's fat, but her usual appearance has really changed.
Gaga = alcohol/coke bloat?
ReplyDelete@Calif, her body is so amazing in the Born this Way video that I want what you said go be true to feel better about myself. DON'T JUDGE ME!!!!!
ReplyDeleteJen Garner looks like she was at a business meeting. She looks good for that. Is she breast-feeding? Or did she buy herself some girlfriends there? 'Cause she was an A-cup on Alias.
ReplyDeleteThey totally shortened JVDB's fivehead on that poster.
Jennifer Garner looks beautiful. I am soooo jelly. Fangirl moment. I like her so much.
ReplyDeleteAbout JHud...what's up with her legs.
Yes, she had lapband...someone outted her once (a doctor, or nurse--forget which).
I love the Beek in Don't Trust the B! Although I was team Pacey all the way back in the Creek days.
ReplyDeleteSooo I was all about the Angie guess, but is this a BI reveal for the MIA post-op mom?
ReplyDelete@califblondy, you're totally right. LOL.
ReplyDeleteMiley looks like she dipped her arm into some tattoo needles. How trashy!
ReplyDeleteeewwwww tats
ReplyDeleteI'm so confused at the Lady Gaga photo. Her face seems uneven, like one eye is way up higher than the other. And what is that black thing near her mouth?
ReplyDeleteAnybody else seeing "Hot Local Girls" over there on the right, featuring a voluptuous beauty in a brown dress and thigh-high boots? Wondering if it's just me - does the google or whatever think I'm into that?
ReplyDeleteIt's actually "Sexy Local Girls" - my bad.
ReplyDelete@Your name here, I think the black thing is her mic
ReplyDelete@Frufra, I see the ad too, but I watch porn so I get all kinds of stuff on my computer.
ReplyDeleteLOL. Miley's tats look like my 12 year old did them...when she was 7.
ReplyDeleteUgh, how does Liam find Miley attractive? She looks like she should be dating Jesse James in this photo.
ReplyDeleteI've probably just been spending too much time over at Vigilant Citizen, but what's the hand/eye thing dangling from Miley's rearview mirror? It looks like there are two of them? All-seeing eyes? I know, I need to step away from the cray-crays.
ReplyDeleteI hate that JHud possibly had surgery to maintain/achieve weight loss. Weight Watchers is (to me) one of the BEST programs going, since it teaches how to sensibly eat, hit all your daily requirements, and manage your portions. When celebs endorse something wonderful, but do something shady, the program loses credibility. Why can't we have non-celeb endorsers?
I feel so sorry for Liam. Being a fellow aussie, I'm certain that his mates back home were already giving him so much crap for dating such a bogan. And then she did that to her hair...poor Liam...smh
ReplyDeleteI don't want anyone to think I'd ever body snark Gaga by calling her FAT! So instead I'll just mention her cellulite, cottage cheese thighs and chubby face. But I would never be so mean as to call her FAT! That's just wrong y'all.
ReplyDeleteUgh I know soooooo many girls with those stupid heart finger tattoos. SO UGLY.
ReplyDeleteMy friend's daughter waited on Jenna & Tatum once when they were at dinner with her parents (I live a town over from where she grew up). She said they were super nice & posed for pics with everyone (was jealous when I saw her pic).
ReplyDeleteDamn sinus meds - I meant Jenna & Channing
ReplyDeleteI hope She and Channing stay together. One of the celeb i root for.TheY look super cute together and are nice from what i hear
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