going out to dinner.
Cate Blanchett on the set of her latest movie.
Chris Hemsworth just refuses to use a stroller.
Demi Lovato goes out with Wilmer Valderrama again. Bad idea.
Colin Firth and Emily Blunt.
Emily shows that the work done to her face didn't ruin every expression.
Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady go bowling.
Jon Hamm shows off his Hamm again.
Now if I were Chris and someone had the audacity to call me, "Liam," that might be worth a punch in the face, since it's actually an insult...
ReplyDeleteomg Jon Hammm AGAIN!
ReplyDeleteand if there were any doubts left - blind item revealed for Emily!
ReplyDeleteI know I'm stating the obvious, but man, Jessica's girls are MASSIVE. I wonder how much one of those suckers weighs?
ReplyDeleteI guess they'd be suckees, not suckers.
ReplyDeleteHa! :)
DeleteHa! :)
DeleteLOL Amber! Suckees!!!
DeleteI was thinking the same thing myself. My God! They must each weigh 30lbs. 60 lbs of breasts!!! She could feed all the starving children in Sudan with those things!
If breast size was any indication of milk supply perhaps she could!
Deleteoh.. and john we love you but please put on some underpants... your d|(k is hitting me in the eye!
ReplyDeleteEmily Blunt what.the.fuck did you do? You look like a totally different person!? I'm sure you're still Stuck up, but please tell me you didn't pay someone to make you look like that. You got it free with your lipo, right? Jesus.
ReplyDeleteHow dumb is demi to be hanging out again with that parasite. Is she ever? going to learn her lesson?
ReplyDeleteWilmer's in Webster's under "Dickmatize".
ReplyDelete*like*
DeleteHere's what I don't get: Jessica Simpson left Nick Lachey, right? So now this kinda douchy-looking guy she's with is *better* than Nick? No way. From all I've heard Nick Lachey is a really good guy. So is she really better off having a baby while not married to this parasite than just having stayed married and having a baby with Nick?
ReplyDeleteJessica, you look good. Tell your man to get with the program and dress like he gives a fuck. Seriously. Just try.
ReplyDeleteOh Jon Hamm, please put your junk away - I am so distracted right now!
ReplyDeleteAww, Colin. On his 52nd birthday no less. Adore that man. (I'll just use my hand to block out Ms. Blunt.)
ReplyDeleteWhile she has always been busty, pregnancy was SO good to Jessica Simpson (or, more correctly, her baby daddy).
ReplyDeleteAlso, Chris Hemsworth moves me up the Kinsey scale a whoooole bunch. Jesus.
THOR THOR THOR THOR THOR THOR TINY BABY SQUEEE
ReplyDeleteJessica definitely has some very, very large breasts. How in the world did she get them to stay up that high in the first photo?
Why am I not Cate Blanchett?
Colin looks AMAZING there.
Oh, Jon Hamm. Not to be gross, but I would like to meet your penis. You can come along, too.
@emeyekay, let me just add, THOR!!!
DeleteAfter seeing John Hamm's naughty sense of humor in interviews, I wouldn't be surprised if at least THIS one, he's aware of. He's exactly the kind of guy who would take that first story and punk us with it later, with a totally straight face and ugly outfits to boot.
ReplyDeleteI believe Jessica cheated on Nick, that's what ended the marriage. I agree her girls are massive.
ReplyDelete@ Cathy I agree. Chris is light years hotter than Liam.
What did Emily have done? She looks pretty, but different. Think its fillers, botox? Or actual surgery?
Jessica's boobs are truly 'something the lord made.'
ReplyDeleteOne more comment: I think Elsa and Chris are one of THE HOTTEST couples. Good lord, move over Gisele and Tom.
ReplyDeleteOh Sweet Baby Jesus, everytime I see Chris Hemsworth with that little tiny baby cuddled in his arms my heart wants to explode! I LOVE that mans face (and body).
ReplyDeleteThe look on "The Hamm's" face is priceless.
ReplyDeleteEntward, you are riling up mass hysteria!
Thanks Em! That made me laugh!
ReplyDeleteNeeded it today...
Hugs to you, Miss dia. I hope your day gets better!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the hugs Amber! This day always gives me the sads and was hiding out.
Delete@dia: you're always welcome :)
ReplyDelete@mojees: saw photos today - they're filming Thor II - I am SO EXCITED TO SEE THAT MOVIE. I have a stickie note on my kitchen cupboard with the release date (over a year away). It's been there for two months.
My husband and I saw the first one in theaters and I think I was drooling on myself. A man that beautiful should only be viewed on a screen that big, its only right!
DeleteWhat's the blind for Emily? I've missed something.
ReplyDeleteJessica's boobs should have their own zip code.
Chris looks so sweet with his girl, I love that she is chewing on his (massive) arm! Adorable!
Jonhammswang.tumblr.com
ReplyDeleteEnjoy!
ew, Emily looks so different! she has that weird cat eye look thing. bleh.
ReplyDeleteIs the Emily Blunt blind the one who had plastic surgery and went into hiding because it was terrible and had to get it redone? She doesn't look at all like herself, ugh.
ReplyDeleteIt's kind of ironic that I see Chris AGAIN in love with his baby, and wish we also had some peen shot like Hamm?
Heh, knowing Hamm it could very well be that he did this one on purpose.
To the future Mr. Jessica Simpson: For the love all that's holy, please get some new clothes. There is no excuse for that sh*t.
ReplyDeleteOnly Jon Hamm with a little helps from his friend can get away with plaids and stripes.
I have been completely in love with Colin Firth since Darcy...sigh
ReplyDeleteWhat in the hell do women see in smarmy Wilmer??? Ah guess that is way he gets them so young.
Nick also belittled Jessica and had a "5 year plan" to change her after they married. how romantic!
ReplyDeleteit didn't work out,they are both much happier.
Looks like Jessica took off her Spanx for dinner. And why can't her side-piece ever dress appropriately. Is he that sure of his position in her life that he can't even make a little effort? Shave, tuck your shirt in, anything?
ReplyDeleteSorry, this relationship has painted sucker all over her.
Honestly Jax, the only one that had a 5 year plan for Jessica is her Dad.
ReplyDeleteDemi. You in danger, girl.
ReplyDeleteHa!!
Deleteoh yes, Colin Firth, just what my day needed.
ReplyDeleteJessica's man-you need a shower, sorry I don't know your name.
How Chris and Liam can look so much alike and yet, on Chris, it comes out totally hot and on Liam, it comes out totally not, is a complete mystery.
ReplyDeleteThor with his babe and Hamm with his trouser snake- yes yes yes!
ReplyDeleteEmily Blunt looks off. Maybe she dyed her hair to take notice off her face but it's not working.
@L...I enjoyed your Bridesmaids reference, because I was totally thinking the same thing ;)
ReplyDeleteAnd hot DAMN Colin Firth still looks good!
Lindsay, thanks for sharing that link girl! I think the grey suit day was my favorite. Hamm was on Dlisted last weekend flying loose and free and I looked at every single goddamn picture! I've been crotch staring since the tender age of 10 or 11. Back then it was my little secret fetish, but now that I'm an adult I don't give a shit who knows.
ReplyDeleteLETS GET A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR JOHN HAMM AND HIS NO UNDERPANTS WEARING SELF!
Demi's blind where she did a bunch of coke and had sex with a kid on a bunk bed in a living room in front of a bunch of people, I will never forget. If she is still interested in Wilmer than the girl clearly still has some issues that need some fixing
ReplyDeleteI can't believe Hamm Going Commando is one of the most popular stories on HuffPo.
ReplyDeleteOn 9/11.
@Lindsey
ReplyDeleteHa! Thanks for the link! Seeing Jon in his tux reminded me of that line from Friends "You never go commando in another man's fatigues"
(although I'm sure he owns his tux versus the $99.99 rental from Men's Wearhouse)
I love it when Joey has all of Chandlers clothes on (whilst going commando) and he doing lunges.
DeleteI think Emily Blunt looks pretty, but it's quite a change. Every photo reminds me of Amanda Peete. Is it possible she got rid of the cleft in her chin too? I haven't noticed it in the last set of photos Enty has posted
ReplyDelete@Chrissy Buns.. I am glad someone picked it up.. i could not stop thinking about it and had to write it!! LOL
ReplyDeleteI only wish The Hamm didn't have such a derp face in these pics. And he should also be naked.....
ReplyDeleteOh, good - I've actually been looking for an excuse to discuss Emily Blunt's face. I personally can't see anything off in the photos here, but I just watched The Five Year Engagement, and all I could focus on was her giant white teeth that I swear I've never noticed before. They gave her what looked to be an overbite, which I don't recall ever seeing on her. I just did a Google image search for her in Devil Wear's Prada, but it seems she kept her mouth closed throughout that movie. I've seen a number of her other movies, too, and don't ever recall being distracted by those teeth. Anyway, just wanted to get that off my chest...
ReplyDeleteChris Hemsworth & Jon Hamm? I'm done for the day! Thanks Enty!!!!!!! :)
ReplyDeleteidk wth happened to jessica's side piece, but she lookds fantastic! i love everything about her first look...from the peplum to the a-line to the extensions to the dreamy céline. she is soooo on her way to hot again. #respectsherdiscipline
ReplyDeleteemily blunt was soooo, sooo gorgeous--what happened? :O
does john hamm know we talk about him? is he doing that to us on purpose? #ohmy
Ok, now the Hamm is just doing it on purpose. Not that he should stop!
ReplyDeleteWhy in the name of Xenu would any woman in her 30's get plastic surgery on their face? Especially when they were already pretty!
ReplyDeleteJess looks good. My bewbs are that size when I'm preggo and post preggo too.
Enty, you've been wonderful so far.
ReplyDelete1) Chris Hemsworth
2) John Hamm's penis
now if you give me Idris Elba looking broody I can die and go to heaven.
Enty, you've been wonderful so far.
ReplyDelete1) Chris Hemsworth
2) John Hamm's penis
now if you give me Idris Elba looking broody I can die and go to heaven.
How did that post twice? I only hit the button once!
ReplyDeleteEmily Blunt is one injection away from drooling all over herself. there was nothing wrong with her before insecurity that bad is sad i wonder who made her feel like she needed that. i would like to think john krazinski is a nice supportive guy.
ReplyDelete@carebear
ReplyDeleteMy 2 favorite Friends moments: Joey doing the lunges, and the quiz challenge (MISS Chanandler bong)
@Sugar
I laughed at your derp comment, and I've been loving the lowbrow humor we've all shown during the Hammhock escalando. I seriously cannot contain it
@Lori
I admire your patience!
Omg. He is just teasing us!
ReplyDeleteAll my friends think I am gross, but that really turns mah on! I am in love.
I just saw Jessica on the cover of Life & Style.
ReplyDeletePhotoshop much? She looked almost svelte compared to these photos. Not that she looks bad, by any means.
I love that Liam, er Chris is such a good daddy and carries his baby. it's so good for bonding to wear your baby.
Colin Firth, The Hammhock AND Thor?!?!?! #ohmy
ReplyDeleteDo you think I can go home sick with the womanly vapors?
Emily Blunt, what have you done to yourself. She's had work done before, but this is the most obvious. Whoever did it, did a bad job. She now looks like a generic Hollywood actress. She's also looking way too skinny. Someone go force feed her some cake, and maybe put a bag over her head.
ReplyDeleteJessica, BOOBS
One of the mags was using an OLD photo of Jessica S. I think I saw it on Jezebel. I can't remember which mag, purportedly one from 2008 or 2009 with the dress turned another colour with the magic of Adobe.
ReplyDeleteI hate that she's not able to lose it at her own pace. Then again, she did agree to the stupid terms.
Again: Colin. SWOON.
Seriously, what's the allure of Wilmer V?
ReplyDeleteSeriously, what's the allure of Wilmer V?
ReplyDelete@Hazeldazel, bwahahaha!
ReplyDeleteEnty, can we please have one full RP post devoted to The Hamm's Hammer! We need a Cougar Town giant wine glass moment filled with close ups and no derp face!
ReplyDeleteLOL Sunny - Hammhock Escalondo!
I am all flustered by these Hot Menz today! Colin - the only Mr Darcy that matters, Chris THOR abs, followed by Hammyhock Hammer!
This is a good thing Enty! Thanks <3
Saw Cate at a Giants game a couple of weeks ago...
ReplyDelete@Snap
ReplyDeleteI am guessing that is the cover I saw then.
She was wearing a body hugging purple dress and now that I think of it her bewbs weren't quite as big either.
Libby, Jon Hamm has always gone commando. There have been pictures before, but they didn't go viral like these latest ones.
ReplyDeleteDid Hamm ever make it to Cdan's Friday circle jerk with Enty?
ReplyDeleteEmily Blunt's blind item
ReplyDeletehttp://blindgossip.com/?p=47072
Hate to break it to you but Jessica Simpson has implants under those milk jugs! http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2004/09/05/capsular-contracture-for-jessica-simpson/
ReplyDeleteBlech. I think I'm the only person on the planet that does not find Jon Hamm attractive. At all.
ReplyDeleteDon Draper I likey, Jon Hamm not so much
DeleteHAMM LOG!!!
ReplyDeleteIt's too bad Emily did that to herself. I honestly thought she was gorgeous before. Why does Hollywood do this to people ??
Am I the only one that thinks Liam is hotter then Chris? The only thing I like about Thor is his massive arms
Simpson 's paid Internet fairies were out in force today.
ReplyDeleteI know I'm the lone dissenter with my taste in men but I don't get Hamm. He looks old and weird in this picture, to me.
ReplyDeleteAlso I guess I'm the only one who likes Liam. Don't get me wrong, Chris is quality, but I'm into leaner guys, Chris is verging on a little too muscular for me and viola! Liam!
I would like to amend my comment to add that Chris seems like he's totally in love with his baby and I love seeing pictures of him holding the bubba
ReplyDeleteHamm Dong!
ReplyDeleteLove the lipstick Emily Blunt was wearing - I have the MAC version of that colour and it is my favourite!
The eye lift blind was either her or Eva Mendes. They both looked nuts at TIFF.
No love for the Ham.
ReplyDeleteI have to ask did Giselle and Tom go Candlepin Bowling or Ten Pin. At most if not all bowling alleys in NE you have your choice. On Saturday afternoons when I was a kid, you could watch Candlepin Bowling, Midget Wrestling and Chet Something-Polish Polka hour.
I can still Candlepin Bowl and Polka. Life was fun and simple back then - of course I was 10.
I've noticed a lot of people seem not to like Emily Blunt. Is there a reason? I don't know too much about her, except that it's a shame she's getting plastic surgery. She's already beautiful.
ReplyDelete@g.strathmore
ReplyDeleteI have wondered that myself. I know there have been rumors/blinds about her cheating on John Krasinski (sp?) and to a lot of us he's the most adorable dorky guy (do I dare adorkable, or is that limited to Zoey?) I try not to believe rumors until it's on a People magazinee cover. They never lie! wink wink
Colin Firth. Hot cha cha. hubba hubba.
ReplyDeleteNo matter how Emily looks, she gets to stand next to Colin!
ReplyDeleteHis wife is a lucky, lucky woman.
Yep, Colin Firth looks hot in this photo, never thought of him as hot....and Emily, I am so sad about your surgeries and obvious insecurities...you were such a beautiful girl.
ReplyDeleteI have no idea what Demi even sees in Wilmer.
ReplyDelete