Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Random Photos Part One

Three parts today.

Lady GaGa shaved her head in honor of Terry Richardson's mother who died yesterday.
So, Anarchy In The UK huh? I'm not sure Sid Vicious would have been shopping at Whole Foods before returning to his staffed home in the Valley. Just because you wear the shirt does not make you punk.
Olivia Wilde and an oddly placed basketball hoop.
Rihanna shows off her new grill.
Hello Rachel McAdams. How about dumping that Michael Sheen guy and hang out with me in the basement? Too stalkerish?
I'm not sure anyone could have taken a less flattering photo of Reese Witherspoon.
Susan Sarandon in her square dancing clothes.
This is the woman who was on the cover of Time breastfeeding her 3 year old. He is now 4. She also breastfeeds her 5 year old adopted son you see in the back.
Harper Beckham learns how to be a model from someone who always wanted to be one but had to become a celebrity to do it.



74 comments:

  1. I think Reese looks great there, I don't see a problem.

    I love Olivia pairing that dress with those shoes but where is she?

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  2. Anonymous12:04 PM

    Harper Beckham is just adorable.

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  3. Harper Beckham is my fave celeb kid. She looks very interested in what's going on, so cute.

    Olivia is very odd looking.

    Susan's outfit is um, colorful?

    Reese looks pretty good, Enty. You do realize she's pregnant, right?

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  4. Gaga got a Hitler hairdo.

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  5. Anonymous12:09 PM

    What is wrong with Reese? She looks preggo and stylish..

    I do like Miley's style still.. People give it a rest! I remember going through my punk phase.. Along with an embarrassing Dave Matthews phase in college and a Jim Morrison phase in my early 20's.. Experimenting lets you discover who you are.. Especially if you've had Disney defining you for half your life. I hated Hannah Montana and the old Miley.. The new Miley has my grudging respect.

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  6. What in the what with those teeth?

    I just can't.

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  7. It's clear that the Beckhams love those kids of theirs--they're always with them.

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  8. Who is Harper watching and Enty referring to? Not her mom, she is holding Harper.

    And that breastfeeding mom, we get it. And we don't care. Please stop trying to famewhore.

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  9. Reese is super cute. Look how leetle her legs are in comparison to her belly!

    Seriously. You're killin' me with the Harper Beckham. So the general consensus is that it's not appropriate for me to steal that child, right? Harumph.

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  10. Harper is adorable! Hands down cuteist baby ever! And I really love seeing Victoria with her little girl, she always wanted a girl. She looks so happy, even if she only shows it slightly. :)

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  11. Am I the only one trying to decipher some kind of meaning behind that arrow in pointing upwards in the background of the Reese picture?

    I know it's just the lighting, but if I remember correctly there was an old BI that was revealed because there was a sign in the background with an arrow (Heidi Klum maybe? Cant remember who exactly).

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  12. @Grey, I think that's just lighter green leaves.

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  13. @Grey - I remember what you're talking about - it was a picture of Elizabeth Berkley.

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  14. olivia was on a talk show monday or tuesday-----Kelly and Micheal IIRC....

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  15. I'm tired of that lady's boob.
    I said it.

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  16. Rachel M. looks so different, wish she would go back to having some red in her hair instead of the blonde.

    Harper is so cute.

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  17. K, I consider myself an attachment parent, but this "attachment" mom is just a famewhore. Plain and simple. Has nothing to do with the message of attachment parenting - just her wanting attention. Let's stop giving it to her, please.

    Reese is just really pregnant. I personally thinks she looks cute - when you're that far along, it's really hard to look comfortable/cute, etc.

    Harper Beckham is ADORABLE. She's going to be a little heartbreaker, that one. Mark my words.

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  18. @cincinnatikate - What the heck are you doing in your avatar?! LOL

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  19. I follow Terry Richardson's tumblr, and I'm sad for him. I'm also a little upset about the photos of his mom before she died. I know he shoots everything, and he shoots her a lot, but she's so frail (and has been for awhile)... the photos in the hospital hit too close to home. They upset me.

    I hate it when obviously un-punk rock kids wear punk rock clothes. The Smith kid was wearing a Misfits logo the other day. Sincerely doubt he listens to the Misfits (but you never know).

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  20. No matter what the caption is to any Lady Gaga pic, in my brain it reads "Lady Gaga is an Asshole."

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  21. Oh EmEyeKay, I couldn't agree with you more.He probably didn't even know it was a Misfits shirt. Much like Miley, Avril & Asslee, posers suck.

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  22. The hospital photos of Terry's mom have to be better than the picture he shot of her naked chest. Yup, that happened.

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  23. I still love Rachel M. I watched Mean Girls last night, is it wrong that I always preferred Regina George to Kady?

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    1. No, I wanted to BE Regina George.

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  24. Megsablue
    Agree...I am AP all the way, even the extended bf. But I think we need a different poster child.

    Agree...been there!

    Agree...I wonder if someday I can't fix her up with my son.

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  25. @yodelay-- I completely agree!!

    Miley reeks of try...

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  26. Rihanna's teeth look rotten! Eurgh!

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  27. Oh, Liam. What is he thinking?

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  28. Rihanna is such a beautiful girl. Her teeth look awful. I would be scared to get a kiss from her.

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  29. Does anyone know what brand shoes Susan Sarandon is wearing? I'm in love with them.

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  30. Lady Gaga and Rihanna are on the WTF train together.

    I think Miley and Liam look cute together. I like her little punk rock look.

    I'm not going to show that picture of Rachel McAdams to my husband because he loves her enough already.

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  31. Does Rhianna have a gold grill or does she have corn nubs for teeth? That's a weird pic. And gross.

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  32. Who is Terry Richardson??

    I can only imagine what Liam has to put up with at home. Shenanigans.

    Watching Rihanna's public meltdown is more entertaining than any reality tv show ever.

    And I feel like Reese has been pregnant forever.

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  33. Because of this statement right here:

    "I'm not sure anyone could have taken a less flattering photo of Reese Witherspoon."

    I adore Enty. I laughed my backside off. Now I must clean my monitor off from the coffee that I just sprayed all over.

    (Mind you, it had nothing to do with the picture, yes, Reese is pregnant. This statement is proof/evidence that Enty is a guy.)

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  34. Cosign with Megsablues and circles - boob mom is an attention whore. I did attachment parenting and it's people like her who give it a bad spin. AP is nothing like it's the self-righteous fringe proclaim, even Dr. Sears has a problem with them. It's attending to your baby ASAP especially the first year or 2 when they are distressed.

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  35. they look like gold caps. ugh sooo trashy. I just can't with her.

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  36. Oh and when is Reese due? Wow she's blown up the past few weeks, must be soon!

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  37. Oddly enough, though, Johnny Rotten does eat whole foods and lives in a fully-staffed house in LA, as I'm sure Enty knows. Bourgeois is the new punk.

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  38. I also love Olivia's red shoes, every woman should own a pair of red shoes.

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    1. My grandma once told me red shoes are only for whores and clowns.

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  39. Joining @anita_mark and others in stating Reese looks terrific. It's difficult to be graceful at the end of a pregnancy. She's thin and fit everywhere with a huge belly. Still looks fresh and breezy, that's quite an accomplishment.

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  40. Re: breastfeeding lady- those are some busy breasts!! Lol

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  41. Someone on Facebook called that Lady Gaga haircut the faceless Justin Beiber. It does kind of look like it. LOL.

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    1. Ha ha! Faceless Justin Beiber, so true

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  43. @Del Riser, I have a pair of ORANGE shoes.

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  44. Terry Richardson = disgusting, mid-life crisis suffering, ugly, dirt bag hipster

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  45. Mama abroad, those look like Tory Burch shoes.

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  46. Anonymous3:16 PM

    HOw is that picture of Reese unflattering? You print some mind boggling shit sometimes.

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  47. At first glance I thought Reese was Kirstie Alley. I'm not being snarky, I honestly thought it was Kirstie.

    That's a gold grill on Rihanna's teeth.

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  48. RhiRhi's teefs look lellow and that is not a good look ..EVAH

    Okay I am childless but Harper Beckham is so cute and a lil dumplin' that even I am thinkin' about snatching her..I'll bet she smells so lil baby purdy (after a bath and with clean nappies). Everyone feel free to conjure up the Talkin' Heads song about Tina's baby..

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  49. If Sid Vicious was alive today he most likely have cleaned up his act and shopped at Whole Foods. Jonesy and Johnny Rotten do.

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  50. @g. strathmore, that'll work!

    @Jereral,and me!

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  51. I think breast feeding mom is really pretty. Attachment attention whore or no, if someone offered me several thousand for a magazine cover I'd likely do it.

    Harper Beckham is adorable. I think she looks like her dad.

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  52. Stop the hate! My parents were attachment parents and I turned out fine!

    Some of my finest memories are curling up against my parentals and enjoying their soft fur and then running through the woods to hunt sheep.

    ... So I was raised by wolves. Don't judge me.

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  53. Hahahaha Mr Wolf - You leave those sheep alone!

    Because nothing better says "sorry your mum died" than a really really UGLY haircut.

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  54. Yay rejectedcarebear got my Radiohead reference!

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    1. You know it chopchop!! The song was stuck in my head for the rest of the day and it was awesome!

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  55. You know, I was out in LA the other day and I said kind of to myself that I was thirsty and needed something to drink, and this blonde woman with a photography crew appeared out of nowhere and offered to breast feed me.

    Okay, that didn't really happen.

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  56. Jeneral, is your mum Maxine Fortenberry?

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  58. From what I understand, the older (3 & 4 y.o.), adopted children saw that she breastfed her biological child and were curious. She let them nurse as well. Maybe they are a little old, but a lot of adopted children (not adopted as infants) have attachment and bonding issues, and I say anything that makes an adopted child feel like he is truly part of the family and helps him bond with his mother is a good thing. They will probably stop when the biological child weans himself.

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  59. Kudos to the breastfeeding mom. What really guides my gears are those who criticize her. Especially other self proclaimed AP moms - you should be ashamed of yourselves. "oh, that is just fringe behavior," NO, it is loving parenting.

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  60. *grindes my gears

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  61. I don't know who this lady is but I think it's sweet she nursed her adopted child.

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  62. I hate the lip colour Rihanna is wearing. What is that, Dead Zombie?

    Reese looks fine. She must be near full term now?

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  63. @Mama Abroad, I don't know if you'll come back to see this but Susan's shoes look like Tory Burch (based on the buckle/logo).

    Orange flats would be fun to have.

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  64. @Breastfeeding Mom,

    For those of you who have not nursed a baby before, or had someone in your family do this...

    This is not normal behaviour.

    The husband is liking it a little too much.

    So is the mom.

    When you breastfeed a child, it does give one tinglees in the wahwah to a certain extent. That's nature encouraging us to continue breastfeeding, I guess. It is generally a pleasurable feeling, and shoots some sort of endorphin into your bloodstream.

    I read something about her efforts in Africa re breastfeeding, and thought she was keeping herself as a sort of wet-nurse, bc in order to keep the milk flowing, there has to be a milkee. She is not a wet-nurse, though.

    Breastfeeding keeps weight off, and in her case, it looks as if it took her from an A to a C Cup. Maybe that's part of it, too.

    For a 2-3 yr old, maybe, but a 5 yr old, no way.

    This is about more than helping the children. It is giving the mother attention. I mean, she's not exactly 'earth mother' material. She dresses in form-fitting clothing, and this is a sensual act for her.

    For a 3 yr old, it's ok, but for a 5 yr old, no. Once the 5 yr old's friends find out, his social life is going to be unbearable.

    This mother, no matter how well-intentioned, needs to get her tinglees somewhere else.

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  65. Um, I breastfed my daughter, and am currently breast feeding my son, and I can tell ya, I've never once felt any "tinglees in my whawha", Jesus! I attachment parent, but try to do self led weaning, which luckily for me, has been at about 14 months. No way could I do past 2

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  66. I did breast-feed also, just because it's good for the baby - they get the special antibodies that are given the first few weeks. My last was a preemie though and he really couldn't latch properly bc he was early.

    It's obviously a very intimate process between mother and child, but my concern is with the older children.

    As soon as boys start watching tv, they are introduced to women as sex objects...and connecting your mother's breasts (on which the 5 yr old is still feeding) with the ladies on TV, is really not good for the child.

    In fact, it can threaten his relationships with women in the future.

    I am extremely attached to my children, but attachment has to be an appropriate attachment...

    I wouldn't be surprised if she received a visit from a Child Protection Officer.

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  67. Um, echoing @LA Mac in saying that's I've also never felt anything in my "whawha" while breast feeding any of my babies. I practice AP, and would probably try to BF an adopted baby if I could, but certainly not at 5... There are other ways to nurture besides breast feeding,

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  68. Rihanna is a beautiful woman, but i seriously fear her future. May she be going through a passing phase.

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