Apparently there is something about Andre Balazs that makes women very happy. I don't know if it is the good looks or the money or the fact he owns hotels or the fact that I just listed three things lots of guys don't have, but he does date his fair share of interesting women. Apparently he is such an amazing date that Pippa Middleton flew halfway around the world just to hang out with Andre for a few hours alone. That sounds just like what Cameron Diaz used to do. Oh, and Julia Roberts did it once but came back empty handed. Not with Andre for either of them unless you know something I don't and if you do, you should spill. I know Andre and Chelsea Handler have been doing that on again off again thing and I would imagine after he spent all this alone time with Pippa that even if they were not in an off mode they probably are right now.
Isn't he a coke dealer?
ReplyDeleteI quickly read that as pippa Middleton hooked up with Chelsea and uma. That would've been more interesting
ReplyDeleteNo, he owns hotels and is rich, rich....she doesn't stand a chance with him
ReplyDeleteI am bummed because the headline was cut off for me, and I thought that Pippa Middleton hooked up with Chelsea Handler. Now that would be juicy.
ReplyDeleteYuck, Chelsea's sloppy seconds? You couldn't pay me.
ReplyDeleteShe's just doing publicity for her new book.
ReplyDeleteis that Julia Roberts mention a blind reveal?
ReplyDelete@childeroland
ReplyDeleteEnty already revealed the Julia Roberts BI, yes.
I could be wrong on specifics, but the BI was about how Julia flew halfway across the globe to try to get a certain actor (allegedly through sex) to be in one of her films, but he said no. I can't remember the actor, but someone here will.
Erm...does she have shoes on here...is she carrying her shoes?
ReplyDeleteHe own Chateau Marmont. And slept or whatever with Courtney Love... So downgrade for Pippa.
ReplyDeleteWasn't the actor Daniel Day Lewis?
ReplyDeleteYES! Ms Cool, I believe so. I remember being disappointed in him, SO much so. He was married to Rachel Miller then, right? or is he still? I so wanted to believe he was one of the good ones, with better taste than Julia! Yuck!
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure it is a downgrade for Pippa - there's only so many guys in the market for a spanner-faced flat-arsed social-climbing attention whore.
ReplyDelete@ Munch: LOL! Tell us how you really feel! But, yeah, you hit the spanner-face on the head with that one.
ReplyDeleteMaybe the spanner face remark will hold, but her ass? Come on, a little sour grapes? Does your ass have an appreciation Facebook page?
ReplyDeleteanyone that owns Chateau Marmont and bans Lindsay Lohan from it, is ok in my book.
ReplyDeleteI watch Chelsea regulary, and she mentioned recently that she was single. So I think they split up again. He won't leave NYC becuase that is where his kids are. I think Chelsea got sick of flying back and forth for peen.
What is a spanner face?
ReplyDeletePippa is ugly. UGLY. I don't understand how anyone calls her a "beauty". The mags were trying so hard after the Royal Wedding.
ReplyDeletePippa increasingly comes off as a high-end escort without the actual income. Quite frankly, I find her to be a butterface.
ReplyDeleteBrittH: I believe a "spanner" in the UK is what we call a "wrench" on this side of the puddle (please let me know if I'm wrong). I hadn't heard it used before as a perjorative adjective for someone's face, but there's always a first time...anyway, I think it's safe to assume that Munch doesn't find her particularly attractive.
ReplyDeleteI thought the internet agreed to stop trying to make her a thing.
ReplyDeleteI hate her purse but I like the orange capris.
How don t they realize he collects famous women only for the notches he ll carve on his bedpost, that s how he gets his jollies. Being used and objectified like that by this playboy? Eeeuw ...
ReplyDeleteyes,what does this guy have?
ReplyDeleteTo clarify: spanner-faced - yes, spanner is the UK term for wrench, and the description is usually "a face like a bag of spanners", although "face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle" is also acceptable. No sour grapes about her arse (mine is perfectly OK thank you), I just don't think it's anything special - there are plenty of nicer arses, with curves and everything, to be seen everyday, and a lot of them will be attached to people with nicer faces too.
ReplyDeleteAs you may have surmised, I'm not a fan.
@janele
ReplyDeleteThanks
Can you imagine taking Chelsea Handler home to meet your family? I love Chelsea Handler but I don't think she would make a good wife or even girlfriend. I have no doubt she would be an amazing hookup. From reading her books she has more experience in bed than Martina Navatrolova has on a tennis court.
ReplyDeletepippa works for her familys catalog business--it does 10-20 million a year.
ReplyDeletepeople so crazy--dont know her but hate her. she seems cool--she has loot--like to get wasted--she has great education-nice body--lots of rich friends--is that why you hate her? hmmm
andres owns really cool hotels --he dresses good and good looking to some. he a good guy to go out in nyc with cause he knows whats hot and can get in everywhere
why not? dosent mean she sleeping with him--that just page 6 filler
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ReplyDelete@ Christopher, we don't like her because of how she conducts herself in public, and because how she conducts herself with the trash with whom continually associates. For example, those jerks who pulled a fake gun when followed by the paps...
ReplyDeleteShe does not have any class, yet appears to believe that she does have class.
Second this!
DeleteMaybe Munch should do "The Scream"
ReplyDelete*giggle* OK, there's my lame-ass art history nerd joke of the day. Couldn't help myself.
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ReplyDeletePippa is ugly. UGLY. I don't understand how anyone calls her a "beauty"."
OmG! Parissucksliterally is Karl Lagerfelts pseudonyme!!!!
Britta Jons, you got me! hahahahha
ReplyDeleteHe is 55. That kinda gross.
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