Wednesday, September 12, 2012
National Enquirer Blind Item
WHICH former A-list actress embarrassed her B-list actor hubby when she got drunk and flirted with President Obama during a fundraiser? The blonde 50-something star was so tipsy that she actually planned to sing a rendition of Marilyn Monroe’s sultry “Happy Birthday, Mr. President,” but her fuming husband threatened to dump her on the spot if she dared!
Melanie Griffith?
ReplyDeleteGoldie?
ReplyDeleteOops I guys Goldie's in her 60's.
ReplyDeleteI like the Melanie guess.
ReplyDeleteGotta be Melanie. Goldie and Kurt aren't married. I like that Antonio is coming up with lame reasons to leave her. 'Don't wear those pants! I'll leave you.'
ReplyDelete'Don't eat the last of the Cap'n Crunch! I'll leave you.'
Melanie is a fantastic guess. I can't believe she's only 55.
ReplyDeleteIs Melanie a former A-list to Antonio's B?
ReplyDeleteMelanie is in her 50s and hosted fundraisers in 2011 and 2012. But ... after all her rehab, wouldn't someone in her social circle step up to prevent her from getting wasted at a highly public event? Does no one love her? Except Ryan O'Neill, that is.
ReplyDeleteI don't think Melanie is an A list actress.
ReplyDeleteI thought Melanie & Antonio were splitsville already? So sad that she's back on the sauce. She was sober for a long time.
ReplyDeleteNo way this is Melanie Griffith. She's not A List. I don't have another guess though.
ReplyDeleteEnty said "FORMER" A-list. Melanie isn't A-list now for sure, but at one time she was definitely A-list. "Working Girl" era, etc.
ReplyDeleteSarah Jessica Barker and Ferris Bueller?
ReplyDelete@Barton Fink: Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo! Good one.
ReplyDeleteI actually said that out loud.
Bullshit
ReplyDeleteSarah Jessica Parker hosted an Obama fundraiser at her house...
ReplyDeletei think it's SJP
ReplyDeleteSarah Jessica Parker is in her 40s, not 50s.
ReplyDeleteJust to be different: Jamie Lee Curtis? She's also a recovering alcoholic.
ReplyDeleteBut really, I think it's Melanie.
@ButterKwup: LOL!
I say Melanie. She was definitely A list around the time of Working Girl.
ReplyDeleteYeah, Melanie is blonde,former A List, is in her 50's, known for substance abuse problems, and has an allegedly unstable marriage.
ReplyDeleteOh...I like the Melanie Griffith guess. I thought she was divorcing Antonia anyway...for all the cheating he's done.
ReplyDeleteOMG...best blind item ever!! haha
ReplyDeleteJamie Lee Curtis is grey, not blonde. I agree with Malanie
ReplyDeleteThat's just embarrassing. The husband may or may not be a dog but at least he stopped her from embarrassing herself.
ReplyDeleteI don't think Matthew Broderick was home for SJP's fundraiser.
ReplyDeleteGoopie?
ReplyDelete@suger
ReplyDeletePlease tell me that wasn't a typo, cause that made me giggle a little!
If Melanie was ever A List it was for all of 10 minutes, but I think it's her. We know she likes the bottle and she's a Marilyn Monroe wannabe - she's used that breathless MM voice in more than one movie.
ReplyDeleteI recently saw some Playboy pictures from the '70's in which Melanie Griffith posed, and she wasn't blond then. I thought it was interesting, just because I looked at Playboy from high school through most of college, from about 1977-1983, and I don't remember seeing her then or any mention of it when she hit it big.
ReplyDeleteMelanie was A list back in the day and she also has Hollywood Royalty lineage...Antonio would be B list as all he's done lately is a cat voice over.
ReplyDeleteThis story amuses me, whomever it is.
ReplyDeleteI dunno about flirting with Barack in front of Michelle. That woman looks like she could deliver a punch.
ReplyDeleteI think Melanie Griffith needs to go watch that Beyonce/Ali Larter movie or some thing.
I guess Kyra Sedgwick.
ReplyDelete@MrWolf, what about Michelle makes you think she could deliver a punch? Her slender arms? Or perhaps her J Crew wardrobe?
ReplyDeleteAll I can say is thank God this isn't me! Can you imagine trying to live this down? I think I'd die from embarrassment
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