Monica Lewinsky Is Getting $12M To Write About Bill Clinton

It appears the rumors of a Monica Lewinsky tell all book are true. The former White House intern is set to earn about $12M to write a tell all which will include details details details of their nine sexual encounters and all of the letters she wrote to him. Yes, you read that correctly. The letters she wrote him, not ones from him. You and I could sit down right now and write a letter. So, are these unsent? Do any ask where the nearest dry cleaner is to the White House? Apparently Bill Clinton loves threesomes so she will write about that. Monica also plans to write about how he hated Hillary and how Bill thought Hillary was having sex outside the marriage too.