Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Khloe Kardashian's Dad


I don't think any of us really think that OJ Simpson is Khloe Kardashian's father despite what The Enquirer seems to think. I also know that I am pretty sure that Robert Kardashian is not Khloe's dad either. If he was, Kris would have made sure Khloe had taken a DNA test during one of the shows and she would have come out and explicitly said that Khloe was Robert Kardashian's daughter. She never did. Look how fast they all came out and said she is not OJ's daughter, but no one has ever said anything about her not being Robert's dad. I think she looks a lot like the guy that Kris had the affair with that was shown on the show. Were there lots of other guys that Kris Jenner had affairs with that could be the dad? I don't know, but if you are willing to stray with one person than chances are that is not your first or last chance at the rodeo.

47 comments:

  1. She would be the intersection of two of the most disgusting pop culture phenomena in American history, if this were true.

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  2. I vote the hairdresser guy. They look alike.

    When I was researching the Kardashian church, I found out Khloe had been popped for a DUI, and then for parole violation after that. I never knew that. I don't think I knew who the Klan was in 2007.

    Ah, a simpler time...

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    1. Didn't she also go to jail for about an hour for all that?

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    2. They actually showed the whole thing go down on Keeping Up With the Kardashians. She got the DUI on the anniversary of her "dad's" death.

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    3. Well they reenacted it for the show. Anything for ratings.

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  3. She is still the spawn of Kris so she's no good in my book. Even tho she isn't as awful as the rest of her family, supporting her supports them.

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  4. @BartonFink What a hilarious and insightful way to put it!

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  5. it s weird recently Enty said that thé hairdresser was not Kloe's dad

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  6. There's NO way she's half black. Although Sydney doesn't look half black either, so never mind.

    Wow, I hadn't thought about Sydney and her brother in such a long time...I remember feeling soooo sorry for them. Hope they're doing well.

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  7. Yeah, she definitely has a different look to her than the others.

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  8. I think what's important is that Robert raised her. That makes him her dad, no matter who donated the sperm.

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  9. I think it's the hairdresser. She has his face & height.

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  10. " Look how fast they all came out and said she is not OJ's daughter, but no one has ever said anything about her not being Robert's dad."

    Nice to see I'm not the only one that isn'tawake yet ;)

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  11. Definitely NOT o.j. - I don't watch the show or pay close attention to who it could be, but Khloe is definitely lighter/taller than Kim and Kourtney.

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  12. Well, I agree that Khloe isn't "Robert's Dad."

    I wouldn't be surprised if she isn't Robert K.'s daughter, but I also wouldn't put it past her mother to act purposefully dodgy about the subject, knowing that will get them more publicity. If Kris will support (or mastermind, depending on what story you believe) Kim in a sex video, she'd certainly exploit the "baby daddy" angle now. If there has been a DNA test proving Robert's the dad, we won't know that until they need more attention again.

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  13. Ha, @Kewi, I didn't catch that.

    I had no idea the K show had been on for so long!

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  14. Who the hell cares! But that herman munster looking dude could be the daddy!

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  15. I'm more concerned about the Mary Tyler Moore thing on the cover!

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  16. I read that title as "Khloe Kardashian's Dead." I was surprised to find myself ambivalent about that.

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  17. Isn't the phrase, "last dance at the rodeo," not "last chance"?

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  18. I think it's pretty sad that Kris's need for fame and gold digging has put Khloe through this. She seems to try to stay tough about it, but there's no way it doesn't hurt her heart. And as debbie stated above, Robert raised her and to her, that's her dad.

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  19. I think OJ is her father. Kong and OJ's younger daughter look alike. And lets face it, Kris is a pig. She would bang anyone.

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  20. IDK sometimes in pictures Khloe and Sydney look RIDICULOUSLY similar.

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  21. I dont think it is anybody's business who her bio father was. I dont care hiw much u may hate or despise her family, this, to me, is an intensely private matter. And the whole enquirer cover looks to hv bunch of made up stuff.

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  22. By percentages, if we're questioning Suri and Khloe's parentage, what about the rest of us!?! Did our parents sleep around as much as these did?!?!

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    1. I was conceived while my parents were seperated and lived in different states and I'm sure I have the same bio dad as my siblings, but sometimes I question it. I'd never get a test tho, I'd rather not find out. My parents ending up getting back together when I was 5.

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  23. Whomever the father was/is, he was/is surely a troglodyte.

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  24. I think she looks a lot like OJ. Look at the nose it is exactly the same - she also has the runningback shoulders just like him! Sounds like mama Kris was screwing everyone - I say she should go on Maury!!! OJ You are the father!!!!!

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  25. I think she looks like Sydney. or maybe I just want it to be true sooooooooooooo much. Look at all 3 noses. Same! I just think this would be awesome on so many levels. and sad.

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  26. I think Robert Kardashian is her father, she just got all the "bad" features compared to her sisters. For example, this picture of Robert looks a lot like Khloe in my opinion.

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/72/Robert_Kardashian_Sr.jpg

    I think the Kardashians love that we discuss the paternity anyways. That is why they don't do anything about it.

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  27. @goddess, I just don't think she looks anything like Robert at all! Then again, neither do the other ones, really. I think the hairdresser, which I just find fabulously funny!

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  28. Wow. She really does have OJs nose, doesn't she? Never noticed before.

    And I suspect they are distancing themselves from this OJ rumor, well, because he's allegedly a cold-blooded, vicious multiple murderer--or at least most people believe him to be--and a familial connection to him would probably be the end of their empire.

    Either that, or it's simply not true. I suspect we'll eventually find out the truth, though. The press will just keep coming up with new ideas until it's revealed.

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  29. From what I heard on the radio (no idea if it's true or not) this whole thing started because OJ allegedly updated his will to include Khloe. If that's the case, then I think he's trying to catch a ride on the K-train. I'm not saying that Robert Kardashian is the bio-daddy, but I don't think it's OJ.

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  30. Cathy - what the heck does he even have to will to anyone? Didn't he get popped for stealing memorabilia to sell it, and that's how he ended up in prison? Was he bankrupt before that? I can't keep track of that guy. It's unfortunate that he's in prison where he can't be looking for the real killers on the golf course. I think I heard something about them in the rough on hole 7...

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  31. Remember when one of the younger sisters posted a photo shopped pic of Khloe and the hairdresser on her Twitter saying "Father Daughter reunion!" and then a few minutes later said "Just kidding!" ?

    Yeah, this family wants this story ans controversy in the media as long and as much as possible

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  32. I'm Khloe's REAL dad. Unless she's Robert's dad then I'm Khloe's daughter? I'm so cornfused.
    They did all say that Robert is Khloe's dad when that rumor was around, didn't they?
    Does OJ still have any money? If so, I'm his daughter.

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  33. that lady is a whore (kris)

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  34. We have one of these in my family - I'm the second born, and VERY CLEARLY my father's daughter. My older sister looks/acts nothing like me, or any of our other siblings, nor my father. My mom once admitted that there were two possibilities for the father (she got pregnant in high school with my sister, then married my dad), but my father and sister both completely ignore any speculation (my parents have long been divorced at this point). My dad would NEVER, NEVER agree to a DNA test, and my sister would just never bother with it. I do think my dad wonders, though.

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  35. Yikes! I just googled a photo of Sydney and she does look a bit like Khloe. But who knows, I also thought Khloe looked like that hairdresser.

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  36. Anonymous10:41 AM

    Yeah, one of my two older half sisters looks nothing like my dad.

    My dad had a total of 5 kids. Two girls born on the same year, different moms. Then, the 3 of us, one girl, 2 boys, same mothers.

    Only 4 of us look like my dad, even my youngest brother, who looks more like my mom's side of the family. We even have the little scar on the cheek that my dad has. Except for the one that doesn't look like him. We don't even like her because she talks crap about my mom when my mom was the one that made my dad get them papers to come live in the US. So, it is my mission to prove that my dad is not her dad. I already suspect her and her mother know and if I can find out that they know, then there goes her papers. I hate her THAT much.

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  37. "no one has ever said anything about her not being Robert's dad"

    If you read your own writing, it makes it easier for others to read it.

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  38. So they're going to DNA test all the Raiders?!?! PMK should have her vintage tape coming out anytime.

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  39. I wonder how much of the Kardashian shenanigans would be going on if Robert, Sr. were still living?

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  40. They did try and get Khloe to take a DNA test on the first episode this season I believe and Khloe refused to take the test. I'm sure she is afraid of what it would reveal. Like people have said, regardless of whose DNA she has, Robert K raised her and he's the only father she knew.

    I do see a lot of similarities between her and Sydney. Khloe also have had very wavy, wooly hair that can be associated with biracial children so who knows. It has been reported recently too that OJ recently put Khloe in his will, although some are denying that.

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  41. They did try and get Khloe to take a DNA test on the first episode this season I believe and Khloe refused to take the test. I'm sure she is afraid of what it would reveal. Like people have said, regardless of whose DNA she has, Robert K raised her and he's the only father she knew.

    I do see a lot of similarities between her and Sydney. Khloe also have had very wavy, wooly hair that can be associated with biracial children so who knows. It has been reported recently too that OJ recently put Khloe in his will, although some are denying that.

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  42. I read somewhere (not sure where) that one reason she doesn't want to find out if RK is her bio dad is because she (and the other k's) won't get their full inheritance until they turn 35. Maybe after she gets the full inheritance, she'll do a DNA test...

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  43. No pint discussing it, Robert Karsashian raised her and it is none of our business.

    Must be hurtful to Khloe to hear all this talk about her paternity.

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