Heidi Klum Confirms She Is Fornicating With Her Bodyguard And Other Rumors
Heidi Klum was on Katie Couric yesterday and confirmed there will be a 50th season of Project Runway; that Heidi takes a magical pill which keeps her from aging or gaining any weight despite having 12 kids; that Tom Gunn does work part-time at Hooters because he loves cooking chicken wings; that to get licensing rights for ANTM and bring it to Germany that she and Tyra Banks mud wrestled; that Seal does have Kiss From A Rose as his ring tone; and that Heidi is fornicating with her bodyguard. "It just started. I don't know where it is going to go." Well it is either going to turn into a long term relationship or the guy will be looking for a new job soon.
Awwww it's like a real life The Bodyguard. Too bad Heidi is a shitty singer.
ReplyDelete^LOL!
ReplyDeleteI just noticed the little baby in this photo. I still have babies on the brain.
ReplyDeleteI just want to buy whatever placenta bar magic fairy dust Heidi uses to keep her from aging. Is she really a witch and eats small children (ala Hansel and Gretel style)?
her business is her business i think she wld hv preferred to with seal forever, like she pretended was going to happen.
ReplyDeleteSo we're total prudes now......
ReplyDeleteShe's a grown woman. PLEASE
Wow. A single woman who is dating a single man. This is totally newsworthy.
ReplyDeleteIf Heidi were a dude, she'd be ripped to shreds for hooking up with an employee but whatever.
ReplyDeleteThe word "fornicate" makes me chuckle.
ReplyDeleteI love celebrity gossip, obviously, but I feel she's past her expiration date. I just don't find her tales interesting any more. I think it was the seven weddings to Seal that burned me out, honestly.
ReplyDeleteYour story has grown tiresome. Heidi!
I'm with you Frufra, I need a break from her and Seal
DeleteI don't necessarily agree with that, Jemtastic. But then again not many male celebrities have female bodyguards so it's not really a situation that can be played in the reverse. Plus, there's never really been an uproar about a male celebrity banging his publicist or other employee the i can recall at present.
ReplyDeleteJen, r u kidding??????? Men hook up with maids and babysitters all the time.!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWell, not so newsy maybe . . . but an amusingly well written post.
ReplyDeleteI agree Frufra. I do like seeing her Halloween costumes, but that's pretty much it.
ReplyDeleteYay! Fornicating! They have been apart quite a while right? Both of them seemed to have moved on.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, there was the whole Arnold knocking up his maid thing but that was sensational because he was married, knocked her up and then hid the kid. Not just because he slept with a female employee.
ReplyDelete@Kelly, well written compared to most:)
ReplyDeleteI know of many guys who would have forked out BIG money to see Heidi and Tyra mud wrestle. I think there would be enough money generated to feed every child in the world every day for 2 years straight.
ReplyDeleteHaving sex with a hot bodyguard assigned to protect my life is like one of my top ten sex fantasies. It's up there with being a princess kidnapped by a barbarian.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad she has someone. Unfortunately, the likelihood of it lasting (between employee and employer) is not probably good.
ReplyDeleteShe is someone who seems to need a man in her life. Most people she meets probably just want something from her. (Professional favours) He probably seems safe.
The reason I will take Heidi at her word, is that it's really common to rebound with someone so close to you every day. SO common.
ReplyDeleteAlso, Seal was publicly affectionate with at least 1 woman like a week after the announcement, right? Seal doesn't like it when SHE moves on.
No fornicating with the help Heidi. It's like the rules of feminism. Just kidding.
ReplyDeleteLet's not forget Kate and her bodyguard. Sorry, I knew you were all trying to forget but I had to mention it.
ReplyDeletekate who?
ReplyDeleteJon and Kate plus 8 - the Gosselin's. TV show. Consider yourself fortunate if you don't know who she is!
ReplyDeleteWhat gets me is not that Heidi and Seal are divorcing or who is fornicating with who but that their "perfect" marriage was all just a fake; that it was all so phony and just a pretend act and how the public has been deceived, betrayed and disillusioned for so long.
ReplyDeleteI now love Seal for bringing the word fornicate back into our world! Lol
ReplyDeleteAgent, It sounds like you may have uncovered something.. .
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