Four For Friday - The Princess
It is Friday. The last Friday in September. It has felt like a furnace in Los Angeles for so long that I can't believe it is going to be October soon and that Christmas is under three months away. Anyway, not many announcements today. I do hope you will stop by tomorrow and Sunday as I will be blogging and will have one or two reveals tomorrow. If you would like to follow me on Twitter, I am @entylawyer. I think I had two blinds on there this week which were not on the site, so if you love blinds, you should at least come over there and check it out.
This person is a celebrity. Reality show? It is kind of a requirement now if you are a celebrity and she has had one. Not a very successful one though. Her life is not exactly filled with edge of your seat stuff and she is the offspring of A+ name recognition celebrity. Our celebrity who we will call Princess because that is what she prefers to be called by her friends and family was at an event the other night and no guys were coming up to her. They know what she is like and avoid her. This is a person who has modeling photos taken of her at least once a week and posts them to social media even though she looks nothing like any of the photos. In person, she looks way different, but always tells people she is a model. She rarely wears a bra when she goes out to a party because she thinks it makes her look sexier. Not really. She is starting to sag and it is not a good look. When she meets a guy for the first time she is willing to do pretty much anything right away so guys are usually into her at first. Then, they start getting the whiny voice and that when they come over to her place they have to say hello to each of her stuffed animals and she gets really upset if you forget their names. Considering she has named them some crazy Japanese names they are pretty easy to forget. Also very high on her list are proper manners. Not just opening a door, she wants the stuff from a 1930's movie. If you don't do something right, she scolds the person and tells them they need to watch a certain movie and then provides them with a copy later as a gift. Oh, when she scolds she does so while addressing her stuffed animals, and including them in the conversation. She gets exactly what she wants from her parents all the time and expects the same from her boyfriends. Oh, I forgot. Getting ready. You cannot call her and just say you want to go out and go see a movie. You need to provide her at least 12 hours notice and she will tell you that is barely enough time, but she can manage to pull it off. She then does spend the next 12 hours actually getting ready, but still looks like she did it in five minutes.
Bristol ??
ReplyDeletePaulina Gretzky?
ReplyDeletecrazy entitled bitch? I got no clue I think I gotta read this a few times.
ReplyDeleteWhat a friggin' loonie.
ReplyDeleteKelly Osborne?
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ReplyDeleteHilfiger
ReplyDeleteYESSSS! That girl is a a nut
Deletefrancesca eastwood
ReplyDeleteThat's who I was thinking too!!
DeleteChaz Bono
ReplyDeleteI think Beth nailed it.
ReplyDeleteThis person sounds like she may have a personality or emotional development disorder. That is not normal behavior, even for a spoiled brat princess.
ReplyDeleteI like Anita's guess...but this kid sounds very messed up
ReplyDeleteYeah, camembert, this person is loca en la capesa, man.
ReplyDelete*Spins wheel* My diagnosis is Histrionic personality disorder.
Tinsely mortimer
ReplyDeleteChicken Cutlets? I can't think of her real name right now. Michael K's girl. Isn't she from a wealthy family?
ReplyDeletePhoebe Price, that's it...
My niece calls herself a princess. It's cute because she's 2 1/2. It's also cute because it drives my brother nuts. If she's still doing it in a few years, it'll be less cute.
ReplyDeleteKimberly Stewart
ReplyDeletewhat a loon... but no really, this person has serious mental issues and needs to go to a doctor like yesterday. ESPECIALLY if shes over 20. Well if her boobs are starting to sag more like over 35.
ReplyDeleteWhich makes it even worse. However I am at a loss. I thought Tori Spelling at first but not after the second or third sentance.
Brooke Hogan?
ReplyDeleteI went to my friend wikipedia and found a list of all the reality tv shows. Way down in the Docusoaps starring celebrities section I found this show...
ReplyDeleteI Married a Princess
My guess is India Oxenberg.
wait wtf this is a 4 for friday, who are the second third and fourth people?
ReplyDeleteunless were supposed to guess her parent, her, and...??
I thought of Aubrey O'Day (?). I've only seen pictures of her, never in a video, but she looks nuts (and nasty).
ReplyDeletei really like the Brooke Hogan guess btw
ReplyDeleteBut who the hell is India Oxenberg???
ReplyDeleteMini Biography from IMDb:
India Oxenberg was born and raised in California. She is the daughter of Catherine Oxenberg and the step-daughter of Casper Van Dien. Her grandmother is Princess Elizabeth of Yugoslavia. She grew up on movie and television sets that her mother and step-father worked on. She starred in her first film the 'Vector File' with her mother and step-father when she was 9 years old. She continues to pursue acting in both films and television while learning as much as she can about the entertainment business both behind and in front of the camera.
Paris.
ReplyDeleteAt first I loved the India Oxenberg guess, but Catherine Oxenberg is not an A plus celebrity. I know her because I am a royalty buff, but not everyone would.
ReplyDeleteLoved her on Dynasty.
DeleteShayne Lamas.
ReplyDelete@letloverule Exactly. I can confirm because I work with someone like this right now. Spending 8 hours a day five days a week with someone like this is exhausting (but without the stuffed animals obvs).
ReplyDeleteAlly Hilfiger
ReplyDeletehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ally_Hilfiger
By virtue of this pic, I vote Francesca Eastwood:
ReplyDeletehttps://twitter.com/Francesca_E/status/249822547246473217/photo/1
(Sorry, I do not know how to make it a hot link).
Free movies when you fuck up? Sounds like good relationship material to me!
ReplyDeleteBy virtue of this pic, I vote Francesca Eastwood:
ReplyDeletehttps://twitter.com/Francesca_E/status/249822547246473217/photo/1
(Sorry, I do not know how to make it a hot link).
Either Francesca Eastwood or (my personal favorite) Brooke Hogan. I can just see her doing this.
ReplyDeleteoooh that Francesca Photo is pretty damning, isn't it?
ReplyDeleteBut can you picture Clint calling her (or anyone) Princess?
All the other clues fit, tho, so I'm another vote for Francesca. Damn that girl is messed up.
Turkish Taffy - I have no idea who this is. This is the vaguest FFF in a long time and boring too.
ReplyDeleteThis is my best guess given his clues. Wasn't her mom on Dynasty for a while back in the 80s? Does Enty have a thing for 80s soaps since he still lives with his parents? HeHe!
i feel like this should be fairly easy because of the clues?
ReplyDelete- has a+ celeb parent
- has a reality show that wasn't a hit
- not too young (boobs starting to sag)
- possibly some japanese connection (bc of the doll names)
???
i think francesca eastwood's stepmom is also part japanese. i gotta google that not 100% sure
DeleteI just twitter stalked... Pretty sure it's Miss Hilton
ReplyDelete(btw I'm on my phone and can't link twitter since its an app)
@hothotheat, you have my sympathies! Histrionics (and I do not have an M.D., but had a schizophrenic mom, and therefore have read everything I can on mental illness and personality disorders) are enough to make anyone lose their cool. I had a friend like that, and funnily enough, she had a giant "princess" bumper sticker on her car. She was 41 at the time.
ReplyDeleteThere was a lot more to that story, of course. With histrionics, there always is!
I thought Francesca Eastwood had a long time boyfriend.
ReplyDeletesophie simmons?
ReplyDeleteI watched a few seasons of simmons shiw- dont judge me- and sophie is smart and very diwn yo earth. No way thats her b
Deletei could see paris acting like this, esp the stuffed animals and whiny baby voice, but i wouldn't say she's the offspring of A+ name recognition celebrity? i mean, very wealthy yes but it was really paris and her shenanigans that brought A+ name recog in celebrity terms to her family, no? not the other way around?
ReplyDeleteI thought Paris too, but her parents aren't celebrities. They own hotels. That's why I thought she didn't fit and went to search more deeply.
ReplyDeleteI'm liking the Aly Hilfiger guess. She had her own show, not her parents. And she has her own wikipedia page whereas India doesn't. Can't find much on her at all.
The stuffed animal thing is really throwing me off.
Yeah, VERY true! I didn't think of that. But would Tommy be considered a celeb?
DeleteI'm goin to continue my twitter stalking lol
Aly Hilfiger
ReplyDeleteShe calls herself a model and is totally into fashion ;)
I am not sure who this is, but this poor girl shows all the signs of sexual abuse. Sad. And like LetLoveRule says, it sounds like she has histrionic personality disorder. I did picture Paris Hilton for this but not sure it is her.
ReplyDeleteBrittney Gastineau? Father former pro football player
ReplyDeleteA+ name recognition celebrity sounds like somebody outside film/TV. Mick Jaggar has daughters all over the world by different women. Could it be one of his numerous spawn?
ReplyDelete100% Francesca Eastwood... Whats with her stuffed animal in a purse? pic.twitter.com/7ZJR9Kor
ReplyDeleteThis reminds of Shayne Lamas too, @mel
ReplyDeleteKimberly Stewart?? She's been with jack osbourne and benico del t - brother relationship lasted long. Also was in reality show with Paris. She also looks a mess
ReplyDeleteI immediately thought of Paris, I think it depends on your age,as to whether you think the family had name recognition before her show. Her Great Uncle was married to Elizabeth Taylor, her great grandfather married to Zsa Zsa Gabor and the blind says offspring, so it does not have to be a parent it could be other family relations.
ReplyDeleteI just keep picturing Paris reading this!
Ohhh definitely Francesca. The proof is in the pudding:
ReplyDelete1. She has several twit pics of her stuffed animal Nino out and about Paris. Also more of other rando stuffed animals around the house.
2. Another twit pic of her dogs dressed up in little tie ensembles.
3. Despite all the Tyler Shields/skinny dipping drama on the E! show, she was relatively boooring.
3. Clint is absolutely A++
4. She is what some would call a "model". Not sure which dictionary these people are getting there definitions from though...
The only problem is Tyler Shields, the blind doesn't mention a current/steady boyfriend. But he is just as batshit crazy as she is so I could totally see him getting into the whole stuffed animal princess thing and thinking it is some existential recreation of Francesca's artistic soul or some BS like that.
But he treats her like poo.
DeleteNo amount of old movies would teach that boy any manners lol
Oops *their
ReplyDeleteAlso Clint does a lot of directing and producing, so saying that she is offspring of an A++ actor would be inaccurate.
ReplyDeleteSorry for the multiple posts btw. It would have been smarter to say it all in one.
most probable is francesca eastwood. shayne llamas is married with a kid and her hubby def would not play games, kimberley stewart has a kid as well. the person in the blind does not seem like a mom (but you never know).
ReplyDeleteI think it's Paris. She's a Hilton and also the niece of Kim and Kyle Richards, who are also famous for their own reality TV. She drives a friggin pink Barbie car and I swear I've seen pictures of her in a tiara. Sounds like the loathsome Paris.
ReplyDeleteParis had at least one reality show (The Simple Life), that, as awful as it was, would definitely be considered a bona-fide hit. So I think that eliminates her for this blind, whether you think the A+ name recognition comes from Paris herself or her ancestry. I personally couldn't pick Francesca Eastwood out of a lineup, but I think she's probably the right answer here.
ReplyDeleteExhibit A? Who loves Kris Jenner other than someone seriously deluded.
ReplyDeletehttps://twitter.com/#!/Francesca_E/media/slideshow?url=http%3A%2F%2Finstagr.am%2Fp%2FPxbaWCTUGz%2F
ReplyDeleteIsn't Francesca Eastwood 19? I doubt her breasts are sagging. I think this person needs to be late 20s to mid 30s. Also without a current reality show on TV because this kind of crazy would come out some how on camera. I'm also thinking she is not a parent herself (or at least hoping). Also the parent has A+ name recognition isn't necessarily A+.
My first thought was Kimberly Stewart but after checking out a few web pages on Aly Hilfiger (anything to avoid vacuuming) she's got the A-List dad, she sells vintage clothing and --get this!-- she's a self-proclaimed multi-talent.
ReplyDeleteAlly doesn't have a "social media" page.. Can't be her.
DeleteI just checked out the photos of Francesca Eastwood--WTF?? Is she traveling alone with a stuff animal? Where's the deadbeat boyfriend?
ReplyDeleteThe India Oxenberg guess is genius and certainly suits.
ReplyDeletecan I just say this kid sounds like a real pip.
Thanks Omama! Hope you are doing well!!!
DeleteOMG...this definitely sounds like it could be Shayne Lamas.
ReplyDeleteBut seriously...it could be any A+ celeb's kid. They're all spoiled, entitled brats.
Sounded like Suri to me - that cheeky little thing - except for the saggy boobs!
ReplyDeleteA+ celebrity parent - Lorenzo Lamas? absolutely not. Catherine Oxenberg? absolutely not.
ReplyDeleteClosest thing to A+ would be Mr. Eastwood.
Totally Aly Hilfiger. That girl is nutso crazy. I LOVED her reality show (Rich Girls, IIRC), but it only lasted 1 season because she & her friend couldn't take the shit slinging that came their way. Not sure how the ratings were, though.
ReplyDeleteAlso, just because you can't find a social media account under her name doesn't mean she's not using an alias to keep people like us from snooping.
I definitely thinks this sounds like Paulina Gretzky. Have any of you seen her Twitter feed? She's constantly posting pictures of herself. Also, I'd definitely call The Great One an A+'er, but you know.
ReplyDeleteParis
ReplyDeleteMy first thought was Francesca but the boyfriend sort of throws that off. Hilfiger is the next closest thing to A+ celebrity.
ReplyDeleteThe father must be A+ list in his field. Rick Hilton is not a+ list in real estate. Its either Eastwood or Gretzky. Gretzky didn't have a reality show. Francesca did.
ReplyDeletewhat about rumer willis?
ReplyDeleteI agree it has to be someone older than 19, more like late 20s early 30s if her tatas are sagging.
ReplyDeleteI will go with Paris. Her parents aren't celebrities, but as far as name recognition almost everyone living in the first world has heard the name HILTON and have probably stayed in one.
Whiever it is is a jackass.
ReplyDeleteI think the Hilfiger girl, I remember seeing a show about her about 8 years ago. She was spoiled.
ReplyDeleteI also thought of Crystal Rock, daughter of Von Dutch-creator.
ReplyDeleteShe pretends to be a model, had her 'own' clothingline, financed by daddy, and was on MTV's My supersweet 16 and some spin off episodes.
And she was SPOILED. Whining, complaining etc etc.
Bitch shouldn't complain, look at her party-details: http://www.thesuperficial.com/crystal_audiger_is_paris_hilto-11-2008
Oh wait, there is more: Crystal's Tumblr; with shots of her pretending to be a covermodel :O
ReplyDeleteAnd she had some fashion shoots, hangs out with P.Hilton, posts every pap-pic taken of her and dad and looks like a hookaaaah
This screams Paris to me - mostly because of the stuffed animals.
ReplyDeleteChrystal Audigier also had a tv show in France, was about her and her dad, lasted a couple of months.
ReplyDeleteI just don't think the Von Dutch creator is an A list celeb. He is a designer, but not something ppl wanna wear hhhahaa, it's kinda trailer trash xD
Only one A+ lister child on a reality show...Eastwood.
ReplyDeleteTotally Eastwood. All fits. Just googled.
ReplyDelete@Unknown: I say Rumer Willis too. First one I thought of. She's a "model", is desperate for male attn, often seen without a bra, and always looks awful, no matter how long she takes to get ready. And I can see her being pretentious enough to require guys to behave a certain way. She's exactly the desperate type.
ReplyDeleteFrancesca Eastwood. That bear on the twitter pic is called korilakkuma, which is the name of a stuffed animal from a Japanese company called san-x.
ReplyDeletehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rilakkuma
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