Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Florida Man Pleads Not Guilty To Having Sex With His Donkey


A Florida man was arrested the other day after a farm worker called police to say that he saw Carlos Romero (above) naked next to Carlos' donkey and appeared to be having sex with it. Carlos told the police he was not having sex with the donkey but that he gets aroused when around animals and did get naked and has masturbated five or six times with the donkey. Carlos also told the police that people in Florida are backwards because they frown on "zoophillia." Is that even a word? Carlos said that he paid $500 for his donkey and he would like him back. I bet he would. The sad thing is even if the police find a home for this donkey which they are doing, this guy will just get another.

Posted by ent lawyer at 7:30 AM

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