Blind Item #1
What B- list actress and I am probably being generous there but her name which is A list kind of boosts the actress list a little higher had sex the other night and told a model that it was like being a virgin again because it had been so long. She also said she probably won't see the guy again because he kept saying, I can't believe I'm having sex with you repeatedly.
Pam Anderson!
ReplyDeleteThis is so obviously Betty White.
ReplyDelete^^^lol
ReplyDeleteAbe Vigoda for the model.
ReplyDeleteSomeone who has been showing up during Fashion Week. I haven't been keeping up enough to guess which one.
ReplyDeleteKatie Holmes!!!
ReplyDeleteMy thought too.
DeleteGotta be Katie Holmes. She's been at fashion week and her vibrator was on full blast during her marriage to Tom.
ReplyDeleteSJP
ReplyDelete@FlakyB & @spacecowboy78 - nailed it!
ReplyDeleteLOL - pun intended.
LOL spacecowboy. Good guesses you guys!
ReplyDeleteIt sounds like Katie Holmes, and if the guy is that talkative he's probably telling his friends it was like being with a virgin.
ReplyDeleteShe could get a lot of action out of this.
I LOVE the Katie guess. Man that would suck balls to have some guy say that over and over. I can see where he'd be thinking it but super mood killer for her.
ReplyDeletePoor girl.
Whaaa - I really thought I had nailed it with Pam Anderson - wasn't she going on about how hard it was to stay celebate and that she regretted saying that she would stay off of sex for awhile???
ReplyDelete@Snoopy, read this reveal re: Pam Anderson
ReplyDeletehttp://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2012/07/blind-items-revealed_07.html
She was probably saying "I can't believe I'm having sex with someone over 5 foot" repeatedly.
ReplyDeleteI guess that's the downside to being a celebrity.
ReplyDelete"I'm having sex with Princess Leia!"
"Holy shit, I'm screwing Jason Bourne"
"I'm Batman, b*tch"
"Can you sing 'Greased Lighting' while you do that?"
@mannyv too funny!
ReplyDeleteGreased Lightning --- too funny. I actually laughed out loud at that. And yes, Katie Holmes makes sense. Wonder who the guy was?
ReplyDelete@Spacecowboy, has to be the plug-in kind. If she had the battery-operated kind, she would've needed an airplane battery.
ReplyDeleteLove the Katie Holmes guess, good for you Katie! Get some!
ReplyDeleteI don't see how it could be anyone other than Katie.
ReplyDeleteKatie Holmes with Tom Cruise ("I can't believe i'm having sex with you").
ReplyDeletewasn't Katie papped with some French(?) male model recently?
ReplyDelete@mannyv, hahaha! So true! I always wonder stuff like that about celebs!
ReplyDelete@MsCool, LOL!
ReplyDeleteThis has gotta be Katie.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of Pammy... Hallowe'en is just around the corner. Isn't she the popular guess to the blind about the actress who answered the door with a gaping shirt showing all of her goodies to the trick or treaters and their parents?
ReplyDeleteSERIOUSLY ENTY I FUCKING CANT WITH YOU.
ReplyDeleteCOMMAS. USE IT. APPRECIATE IT. LIVE IT. DO IT.
If it is Katie Holmes, I would just be shaking my head and saying how "this is the exact opposite of the Holocaust."
ReplyDeleteNot that that would get me a second roll in the hay, but it would be funny. To me.
Every guy I knew had a crush on Joey.
ReplyDeleteCinephreak...I loved that, but it would've been more effective if you had said, "the comma." ;)
ReplyDeleteAlso: can't has an apostrophe.
DeleteCinephreak...I loved that, but it would've been more effective if you had said, "the comma." ;)
ReplyDeleteGod, can you imagine what a sex-starved Katie is like in the sack? That dude probably still has an ear to ear grin.
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